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Hand to God, my 8-year-old daughter, who has recently declared herself “in love” with a certain baseball player, is 10x more mature about her baseball player relationship, than Dr. Giggles McShoulderblades is about her relationship with her married boyfriend. Seriously, for all of HT’s faults, she was somewhat professional, sometimes to the point of coming across cold, but I usually believed her to be a legit adult. Giggles strikes me as a chronological adult, who’d write “Ridge + Taylor = True Love” over & over & over on her notebook cover, then accidentally/on purpose drop it in front of Brooke. How did the only 2 hot ass men in BelLA, both come at Brooke, within minutes of each other, with offers of a permanent life together, & her dumb ass wants to hold onto hope that “destiny” will come riding back home on a white horse? There’s something to be said for a woman who chooses to be alone, but she’s not choosing herself, ala Kelly Taylor, she’s choosing to hold onto a nightmare dream that Ridge will return to her. I'm over this crap, bring Carter & Katie back on-screen.

Bobby Ewing Patrick Duffy is returning for 2 episodes next month! https://michaelfairmantv.com/patrick-duffy-makes-a-return-to-the-bold-and-the-beautiful-along-with-linda-purl/2022/10/24/?fbclid=IwAR3Fln3KjXxTWw2rZWq3c_GETvi4RzUb8MoTKMOXe07_gCQYh0j9aCW1qbg

This episode was basically each KarJenner bitching about the paparazzi, whom they inform of their whereabouts, doing what the women need them to do, which is basically stalking them, then printing their pix. They’re all ridiculous.

Yesterday was so random, but I have to say, even though I hate that Sheila is forcing herself on Deacon, & I really want Deacon to clean himself up, for real, I adore how much KB & SK clearly enjoy working together. The actors seem to truly be enjoying working together, & I can’t recall the last time I felt like I was seeing that. Probably the only comparison is all 3 adult Spencer boys being in the same room, they all seem to light up in those scenes. TK is like anti-coworkers, he always looks like he’s constipated, yet, he’s our leading man. Anyone know if those $Bill dollar bills are on eBay? Christmas is coming up, & my stocking could use some pretty. 😉

I have a 5-year-old that’s far more mature, & he still laughs when someone burps.

I try not to be shallow, I really do, but showing that flashback from 9 or 10 years ago, does TK no favors. Dude looks like he has aged 20 years in that timeframe. Bets on how Thomas gets caught? Or, do we just all know it’ll be the only person in BelLA with any sense, Douglas, who inherited the $pincer intelligence.

You know, I’ve always thought that the whole inappropriate, way too personal discussions started with Kris. I was wrong. MJ telling Kim about having sex in front of the fireplace, & Kim telling MJ that she boned Pete, in front of the fireplace, as an homage to MJ, was just ridiculous. My grandma was no prude, but the first time she knew a thing about my sex life, was the day we announced our first pregnancy. These people are just inappropriate.

Othello being stealth is the best. I’m hoping that he returns from Aspen, & leaves the rest of those jackasses there. Someone is reading these boards. I just mentioned the intricacies of the voice-changing app yesterday, & they explained it (sort of) in the same episode. I’m going to start my B&B Christmas wishlist, just in case.

I know this is a nitpick, but I’m confused as to how the voice altering app works, & how Thomas got it to call CPS, without raising a red flag, in regards to communicating. I’ll try to explain…if Thomas calls CPS, & someone answers, doesn’t he have to speak into the voice app & then it’ll repeat? CPS Worker: Hello, California CPS. Thomas, into the app: Hi, I’d like to report a child in danger. Voice app, in Brooke’s voice: Hi, I’d like to report a child in danger. There was no delay in the phone call, so unless Thomas anticipated everything exactly as it would happen, or, as I suspect, all aspects of this (case workers, IT guy, etc.) were all fake, there’s no way that it worked like that. Yea, I put more thought into the minute details than the writers do. 🫤

I still predict that Brooke’s missed appointment will come back as some big health scare, & Ridge will go back to help her out, like he did recently, with her ankle. I just wish both of these women would wake up & kick his ass to the curb. Ugh, no wo/man that’s worth fighting over is ever going to let someone they supposedly love fight over him/her. They’ve both been on this merry-go-round long enough to know that it’s never going to end under him, it’ll have to be 1 of them to end it for good. I was waiting for Thomas to twirl his mustache in victory at the end of the show yesterday. They basically told us that he was behind the whole thing.

I was glad to see Othello yesterday. Wasn’t he Rick’s friend? I think he was somehow involved in the Lope wedding that didn’t happen because Liam went out & got drunk with Steffy, & died his hair red, the night before the wedding (those details might be fuzzy).

I’m not sure if this should go under Kanye, Kim, or Khloé, so I chose Kanye, as he’s the main subject. Khloé defended Kim, publicly, to Kanye, against Kanye defending himself/smearing Kim, to Gigi, in regards to Chicago’s January birthday party. It’s a tangled web we’ve weaved. Ye went all in, CAPS & all… https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/05/khloe-kardashian-defend-kim-kardashian-kanye-west-white-lives-matter/

Kim’s bio mom is white (Kris); Kim’s bio dad is Armenian (Robert). Khloe’s bio mom is white (Kris); Khloe’s bio dad is debatable, but a rumor is that OJ is her bio dad. Personally, I think Khloe’s bio dad is Alex Roldan, & I know nothing about his heritage, except that Khloe is his probably his bio daughter. 😉

Ok, show, I see what you did there. Dangling :30 seconds of $Bill, to remind us that there are still good characters on the show, then filling the other 21:30 with drivel that’s not $Bill. Sneaky of you. I think Thomas went further than the voice-altering. I wouldn’t put it past him to also get 2 randoms, to impersonate CPS officers, & then get his buddy/former employee, to help set Brooke up, too.

I was just going to mention Douglas’ app, this is exactly what will happen, I predict. They’ll make it be “Brooke” call CPS. Does CPS share the voicemail of the person making the complaint? I’m sure that CA CPS will in this case. I also predict that it’ll cause a riff in “destiny”, & he’ll float back to Taylor. This missed appointment will come into play, & he’ll have to run back home & save Brooke, while she deals with whatever diagnosis she receives. This will continue, until 1 of them die.

While this is true, Brooke, Ridge’s “destiny”, nicknamed $Bill, “the Stallion”. I choose to believe that $Bill’s charm, beauty, & bank account aren’t the only thing he has that are bigger than Ridge’s. 😉 I’m in a few Facebook B&B groups. OMG, the level of vitriol from fans of Brooke/Taylor, toward the other side, is insane. I want to comment: “if you’re a really a fan of Taylor or Brooke, you should want her to be with someone who doesn’t treat her like this. Any wo/man worth fighting over is never going to let you fight over her/him.”

“No Name Johnson”? Oh, Khloé, you just set yourself up for jokes. Of course Community Peen wanted to be at the hospital. First of all, he’s quite familiar with delivery rooms, although, more familiar with the leading up to the delivery room. Second, he knows she’ll be all vulnerable, with the new baby, he wanted to swoop in. I’m doubting that his name is Tristan, Jr. now. Didn’t she suggest Wolf to Kylie? Maybe it’ll be Tiger. Maybe Taylor, to further alienate Kanye. ETA: I saw she’s going with a “T” name. I’m guessing “Theo” is not an option, although, she’ll have to explain to Tristan that he already has a son named Theo. Just because you don’t acknowledge him doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist.

I’m not sure what Brooke’s obvious health crisis is going to be, but if she’s the lead in that story (as opposed to Ridge or their “destinnnnnnny”), I’m here for it. Anything to get away from the every.single.day parent trap nonsense.

The lobster guy was Mark, I think. He’s the guy she said was the perfect combo of Brandon & Dylan, the only 2 guys she’s ever loved (at the age of 22). They broke up because Brandon got some scholarship that Mark had applied for. Dreyer, maybe? Kelly was happy for Brandon, which Mark threw a fit about, or something angsty like that. However, that breakup brought us 1 of Kelly’s best-ever lines, paraphrased, because, 25 years is a long time to remember a tv show quote verbatim: “you’re in such a hurry to make money, here’s a tip for you. Every time the phone rings, bet someone that it’s not me. You’ll be right every time.”

This can’t be correct. Khloé & Community Peen only converse about the kids. There’s no way that they’d go to a party together. Or, if they happened to show up, I’m sure they’d say “hello” & move on. Khloé has learned her lesson, according to the press, IE, Kris Jenner. 😏 Watch, Kris will set this up like Lamar at the gym, accosting Khloé, because he can’t live without her. I honestly can’t fathom how Bey & J even have contact with CP. Khloé probably wrangled him an invite. She’ll never learn.

I’m guessing that she sliced a hunk out of her face, with her Freddy-Krueger-meets-Edward-Scissorhands talons. Seriously, how can you do anything with those? I’m literally typing this on my phone, how do those nails allow her to type? How can she stay hygienic? Change diapers? Open a drink? I’ll never understand.

I was just going to comment on that. My Hulu has it on the Home Screen. I thought Khloe had a new show, but it’s from like 2016. Surely Khloe wouldn’t dare start a talk show right now, with all of the Tristan drama. On topic of Kim, that latest cover is just bizarre. She looks terrible, on purpose. I’m really trying to figure out what recent work she had done, that the eyebrows are attempting to distract us from noticing.

I forgot about Douglas’ voice changer. My guess is that Thomas gets Liam’s voice, & changes it to confessing that he’s still in love with Steffy, then “accidentally” plays it for Hope, who will go all Liam-thinks-Hope-is-a-mannequin level of stupid, & believe him. I’m not exactly sure how it works, as these are not real people or products. 😉 I’m guessing that Donna didn’t go all Slutty Bear, for Douglas to record, & play for Horny Gramps, at a family dinner, so I’m assuming that a snippet of the person saying anything will be able to be changed to something incriminating. Like, Donna might’ve said “Douglas, your main parent, Amelia, is here to take you to the park!” Then, Douglas changed it to that Honey Bear crap (which is sooooo inappropriate & just wrong, that he knows that). Who knows, though? I just need Deacon & $Bill to team up against Ridge & Dr. GiggleMoons, & get Douglas to Hope & Liam, while “Whoomp There It Is” plays in the background. “Tag team, back again! Check it, direct it, let’s begin. Party on, party people, let me hear some noise…”

I despise Ridge, but yesterday, I extra-despised him. For all of his multitudes of awful characteristics, for me, his hypocrisy is the worst. Brooke/Hope/Liam/$Bill/LoadingDockGuy are supposed to believe that Thomas has changed, because he says he’s changed, & he’s been not causing trouble for a few weeks/months. So, he should be trusted with sole custody of his child. However, even though Deacon says he’s changed, & has actually been walking the walk, too, held down a job, saved the lives of Finn & Steffy, & done nothing to make anyone think he hasn’t changed (they don’t know about Sheila), everyone should still shun him, because of his past. I wish someone would dump Ridge out of a plane, for real, dripping in honey, near a bear, while Taylor shoots him, Steffy pushes him & he hits his head on a rock, & Thomas watches him die, & doesn’t call the police. I don’t care if he winds up with Taylor or Brooke this week, his best chemistry was with Caroline II & Quinn, & they’re both gone.

Apparently, not as gifted as Wyatt’s, according to Hope. 😏 OG Douglas would’ve already figured out who Sheila is. Please bring him back.