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I’m honestly looking forward to Shanna. You know that she’s never signed an NDA, so she can spill her version of allllllll of the beans. From what I can tell, she always sees herself as the victim, but maybe she’ll drop a few useful tidbits.

I don’t know what their status was, but they were definitely back together on his bday, when he made baby #3. They broke up in June, presumably when Khloé found out about the latest bun in the oven. His post, after paternity all but guarantees that he was supposed to be exclusive to Khloé at the time. He basically said “yeah, I have another kid, with another woman, & I’m going to be present & try to get along. But, Khloé, Money Train, I’m so sorry for this. You don’t deserve it. You’re an amazing person & I’m so glad to share life with you…” He’s trying to wedge that door back open. In other news, both Lamar & Shanna Moakler are on the latest “Celebrity Big Brother”.

Totally made my day! Glad to assist. In Tristan’s case, to quote Karen Walker: “It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.” Tristan really does community that peen, & have no shame, like most serial cheaters. I once heard a lifelong cheater refer to himself as being like “Jesus, I just love them all.” If Tristan turns water into wine, we’ll know his new motto.

So, per Katie, is she considering giving $Bill another chance? Um, if so, it’d be nice to SEE that. We can watch poor little Douglas say that Grandma Brooke kissed Santa 925 times per show, we can watch Paris & Carter try to generate some chemistry, we can see the adult TayTots play parent trap with their idiot parents, but you can’t take the time to show even a scene of $Bill successfully making headway in winning Katie back?? Blasphemy. To be clear, I’m 99.9% over Batie, but I’d rather see groveling $Bill than almost everything we’ve been subjected to since NYE. They can leave any Deacon flashback, though, or, novel idea, add some new Deacon scenes!

I just don’t get Tristan at all. He basically had it made, Khloé believes every lie he tells ~ on the exact day he knocked up #3, she made a post about how the ones that are meant to be go through whatever & come out stronger on the other side, paraphrased, but just as ridiculous in actuality ~ literally, all he had to do was wrap up the merchandise. We all, including Khloé, know that he’s always going to community that peen, why didn’t he protect his money train?? Now, he’ll be chasing her incessantly, Twitter-feuding with Lamar, & she’ll move on to some other player, in every sense of the word. I guarantee you, next year at this time, we’ll still be having the exact same conversation, about how he’s an incessant cheater, & Khloé just puts up with it. Poor True.

I just don’t get what they’re doing with Carter. They struck chemistry gold in the Quarter pairing, they were the hottest thing this show had had in years. Good boy/bad girl, forbidden romance, it was smoking hot, only partially because both actors are smoking hot. Once that fizzled, they seemed to be working towards a Carter/Katie pairing. That had potential, although I can’t say much, because Katie cancelled lunch to video chat Will, & that was the last we heard of that. This Paris thing is just ridiculous. First of all, he was engaged to her sister (I know, tame for this show). But, Paris is the one who outed the Quarter pairing, at the Queric vow renewal, no less. She’s been happy with Zende for the better part of a year, now. I totally get a sibling vibe from Paris/Carter, nothing romantic. It’s also asinine that Carter isn’t fighting off women. This is Bizarro World: Liam has 2 women fighting over him for a decade, he even had them both pregnant at the same time, & smoking hot lawyer/COO Carter can’t get & keep a woman? Bizarre.

I read today that Mason supposedly has a secret TikTok account, & they’re thinking that he leaked the baby’s name: Sunny. Stormi & Sunny sounds legit, plus, follows the same first letters, IE Kendall & Kylie. It’s also unisex enough to be for a boy, or girl. Also, I wouldn’t put it past this family to have Kylie wear a fake belly post-birth, just to keep everyone guessing. With all of this Kanye drama, so soon after the Astroworld tragedy, I fully expect to hear an announcement about baby #2 this week.

I thought the exact same thing. In fact, I forgot about the Betty tribute & turned it off too early this afternoon. I just went back & watched it, &…well, I’d be embarrassed to hype a show as a tribute, then show a glossy pic of the honoree, with literally nothing else. They should’ve replayed an episode of hers, or, at the bare minimum, a montage of some of her highlights. That was a disappointment & an embarrassment. I can barely remember what I looked forward to, during my lunch hour, prior to Deacon’s return. With $Bill MIA, & the man bun gone, Deacon is the hottest thing on 2 legs, & far more exciting than my usual chef salad. I missed Breacon 1.0, so I appreciate the memories; they were smoking hot, & Ridge should worry more about that passion than Deacon causing non-sexy trouble. I’d appreciate more of that, & less of a bottle swap that happened under a month ago.

Damn, Steffy got the nerve. When you had to get a paternity test for each of your kids, you shouldn’t judge anyone else’s scandals. Also, if a viewing audience will forever associate the word “gondola”, with you & that horrid wedding get-up, probably best not to judge anyone else’s scandals. But, as obnoxious as Steffy is, that’s the exact amount of hot Deacon is. Bigger damn.

Dammmmmmmmmn, Taylor, if you’re that thirsty, go jump in the ocean & gulp it dry. Goodness, she was basically begging him to come over & throw her on the couch, while not saying a word, just staring at him. I will say, they actually might, possibly have some chemistry, where Brooke & Ridge have none. I’ll watch, but mostly, I’ll be glad to have 2 characters that I dislike, to fast-forward through. Deacon, on the other hand, that’s how you show you’ve changed. He was humble, respectful, & forthright (you know, after he spied on Ridge’s & Brooke’s conversation most of the show). Ridge is none of those things. Throw in that Deacon will forever be dirty hot, & oozing charm, & there’s no contest. Brooke, FYI, Daddy’s home, let him in

I legit forgot how absolutely charming Deacon is. I wasn’t watching during the Brooke/Deacon affair, but, I wish I had. It looks like it was hotter than anything we’ve seen in the last decade+, combined. When he was saying that Brooke’s strength is her beauty (said much more charmingly than I’m making it appear), I actually smirked a bit for her. I’m on-board with Breacon 2,0, calmer, but still smokin’. Taylor needs a hobby that a Logan has never considered. They take up so much space in her head, I feel like her “true love” for Ridge is 10% love, 90% evil Logan hate.

When Steffy starts in on Deacon being dangerous, I want to say: “Deacon missed. Taylor, YOUR dangerous bio-parent, shot your father-in-law, & didn’t miss. Then, she skipped outta town, potentially making your then-husband a suspect. The next year, she BOUGHT you a baby, so shut your lippy nonsense about dirty hot Deacon being dangerous.” * My dates may be off, & Deacon may have actually shot someone at some point, but my point about Taylor stands.*

Congrats to Community Peen Tristan on becoming a dad for the 3rd time today! In March, he & Khloe we’re gushing about each other. He’ll never change, ever. https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/03/tristan-thompson-allegedly-expecting-baby-woman-sues-child-support/?fbclid=IwAR1XbVS7LCvDA5AgYWrTIGHa8xuo0ZeekAGd3gtOadj-TRcVgGXUWHJ6L-Y The best part…”The DM reports Thompson admits to having sex with Nichols several times at the hotel ... and previously to meeting up she had promised him a "birthday surprise" which he knew meant birthday sex.”

It sometimes takes honey, sucked off of her finger, too. Carter better lock Katie down, soon. The last time Deacon was in BelLA, he made a suggestive comment to Katie (in regards to her being divorced from billionaire $Bill). With her history of going through her sister’s/niece’s exes (sometimes currents), & Deacon bringing that special Deacon dirty hot charm, it wouldn’t take much. **Side note: every time I type “Deacon”, my iPhone starts inserting “Destiny”. Apologies in advance, if I miss one. I assure you, I’ll talk about Deacon eleventy billion times before I’ll discuss “destiny”.**

If I had any doubt, today convinced me: Brooke is not my spirit animal. After going to the Forrester mansion today, & discussing Eric’s ability to rise to the occasion by sucking honey from Donna’s finger, but not the same ability when laying next to his smoking hot, scantily-clad wife, with that single discussion, she has officially discussed her father-in-law’s penis, with her father-in-law, more times than I ever have with my FIL (or anyone else), & definitely more than I ever intend to. Late to the party, but my love for $Bill is legendary, however, I never, ever gave Brad Carlton a second thought. Just add a badass goatee, & I’m Eric with Donna’s honeyed-up finger.

Carter & Katie make me smile, & I can’t even believe that I just typed that. They make sense, they’re both available, & oh, the pretty! I like this, & I loved Quarter, so I’m stunned.

I’d rather watch Deacon get shut down by waitresses, or read the phone book, or just sit on a barstool with his dirty hot self, than hear 3 seconds of Ridge whine about how Quinn is taking advantage of Eric’s ED. They seriously need to recast Taylor, & bring her back. Steffy taking the high ground on how Sheila is psycho, & Deacon is a loser, when Dr. Taylor shot $Bill, Kelly’s grandpa, & left him for dead, is on course with Brooke dissing Deacon’s morals, to their shared daughter, who could’ve also been Brooke’s step-granddaughter, & Deacon’s sister-in-law. Take a seat.

Deacon’s thought bubble today…‘of all of the barstools, in all of the bars, in all of the land, Sheila Carter has to prop her broomstick right next to my seat...’ He’s still so dirty hot, I’m so glad he’s back, especially since $Bill is MIA & Carter is looking like a scolded puppy. Welcome back, Daddy.

*Disclaimer* ~ I’m a huge, huge Cardinals’ fan. On Wednesday, in real life, the day that Paris sang the anthem, the Cardinals & Dodgers played in LA, in a 1-game, winner-take-all wildcard game, at night, but still. It honestly was super ironic that the game happened to be the same day, because as late as Sunday, the Dodgers could’ve won the division & not had to do the wildcard game, so that worked out for the writers, as far as realism. I’d suggest doing that situation in summer, October baseball isn’t a guarantee. That’s where the realism ended. First of all, unless it’s the World Series, where a famous person sings it, the national anthem is never shown on tv. In StL, it’s almost always a school choir, or a group of kids. It’s not televised. Ever. Second, the stadium & crowd behind her were way too tiny to be realistic. That stadium holds 50,000+, that looked like the crowd at my son’s Saturday soccer game. Third, I’ve never known a national anthem singer to belt it from the mound. The kids shuffle out onto the warning track. The individuals usually have a mike in front of the dugout or behind home plate. They don’t take the field, & never stand on the mound for the anthem. Since my Cards lost, I’m calling Paris bad baseball mojo, & I’m furious with her, so I don’t think she deserves the hotness that is Thomas’ man bun. She can keep Zende, though, or nab Finn, but not Man Bun. However, I can overlook all of that nonsense, because “Daddy's home”. Yum.

I bet $50 it’s Jonathan (I refuse to call anyone “Food God”), or Stassi, or Malika, but I’m guessing Jonathan. Honestly, though, Lamar wouldn’t surprise me at all. I doubt that it’ll be 1 of the KarJenner girls, or their current or most recent boyfriends/husbands/etc. I could be wrong, though.

I think Thomas had brain surgery after Hopequinn-gate, which my spellcheck changed from “gate” to “hate”, & I almost let it stand. I’ve said this before, but I follow Matthew Atkinson on the Insta, & he really is a cool, super chill, nature-living/loving dude. I never liked Thomas, but MA has softened me. I wish they’d let his personality bleed into Thomas, as they’ve let DD’s personality bleed into $Bill. We’d all be better off. I’m happy to see Quarter again, but I still think they totally bungled it. They should’ve carried on a smoldering affair for months, before getting caught. Still, though, as much as I hate that Eric keeps pushing his wife on Carter, they’re still smokin’ hot.

I just finished the show & came here to comment on the gratuitous crotch shot. What was that?? Also, Quinn committed my worst tv character sin: women who go to bed, to sleep, with a face full of makeup. Wash your face!

Am I the only one confused by so many similar names? When I saw “Travis reacts…” I oddly thought it was Travis SCOTT, but it was actually TRAVIS BARKER, reacting to SCOTT Disick’s comment. Maybe I just need a nap &/or more coffee.

I just saw this on a FB page. I can’t imagine what we’ve never seen before, except maybe a throuple. Or, maybe Eric says it’s fine for Quinn to sleep with Carter, & Quarter continues, with his blessing.

In “Friends”, Rachel & Ross we’re the it couple (at the beginning), & another character referred to them as lobsters, because they hold claws for life. When I see Hope, I think of Laura Ingalls, because of how dowdy she dresses, especially since she has access to actual fashion. Laura temporarily ditched Almonzo for being around his ex, though, no way she’d put up with Liam I’m not ready for school to resume, so I’m a bit sharp today, not unlike $Bill’s missing sword. Also, is Justin still hanging in the loading dock, waiting for an answer from Ridge & Thomas?