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Random thoughts on this episode: That hayride was scary as hell and I only watched it on tv. Sophia looked like she was possessed after telling her mom she didnt like the old nanny. I'm no rocket scientist to begin with but I swear I lost more than a few brain cells listening to Farrah and her girlfriend. Damn you MTV for making me feel sorry for Tyler. He had the dead eyes. Can you imagine how many times he has picked his dad up from jail? Dead eyes. Cate looks like hell. Cant she just comb her hair? Every time I hear Matt attempt to interact with Boo Boo it sounds so forced and phony. He is in this child's life cause of her mom's teen mom money. Has Amber ever been seen near a stove on this show? In the wise words of Farrah "We dont do ageism, racism, or any of the isms"...... :)

Is Jackie crazy or just plain stupid? Both.

That bridal romper looks like something designers show on the runway but dont actually expect anyone to buy. I'm sure Kleinfeld had that romper in the "surely we will never unload this, what crazy bride would buy it" section. After the ceremony I was sure one of her breasts would pop out. They look like they were dying to escape from that romper. The body building couple were odd to say the least. They had weird orange rough looking skin, the bride's boobs were miles apart on her chest. I never understand why women get boob jobs and their breasts look like that. Was that the look she was going for or the look she ended up with? The pose down was just so weird.

When Ryan was talking about how he had a dream about Maci in a big white wedding dress it was so damn awkward. Amber had lipo? I thought she really looked the biggest I've ever seen her. If her tooth was hurting so badly, why was she chewing gum? Who the hell was the random oldish looking black couple? Are those Amber and Matt's friends? WTH. Does Amber not have a single friend her age? I dont get it....why would i want to buy clothes online from Amber?

The girl with no job actually made me laugh. Was that a Pnina dress that she said looked like a vagina. The high drama at the Pnina show was hilarious, "somebody cut the bow!!!!!" Cause cutting the bow would make the dress not look stripper fairyish. That Louisiana bride had body for days. I was confused at first though cause I kept thinking her daughter (the blonde teen) was her sister but it was her daughter. Then I was wondering how old the bride is.

I really like Hoda but enough with the "the baby completed my life" stories. At first I was touched, now they just annoy me.

I enjoy King Roscoe (minus the Burger King Crown) more than Deetranada and Nova. Deetranada raps so fast it all sounds like mumbles and Nova....he's just boring. King Roscoe has got star power. Neither Deetranda nor Nova have it. Everytime I hear Flau Jae speak....I wonder...who the hell is Camoflauge? Tally reminds me of me if I had to battle rap....get the hell out of there before you get hurt girl. Hilarious. She should change her look cause she will always be compared to Iggy the way she looks now.

At this point I hate watch this show. I call Crave-tay....Crave-potatoes. She's awful. There is already one Rhianna. I dont get what Timberland sees in her. At this point I'm watching in the hopes that Crave-potatoes loses.

Good grief no more Al Rokerthon I beg of you. What is the point of this crapfest? I'd rather watch Jeff Rossen scare me out of eating my Tide Pods.

I was fascinated by this episode. Those bubbly things on his leg with the peely yellow skin. It was gross but I couldnt stop watching. I was stunned when he told is wife she had to sleep on the floor in case he had an accident....and she actually made herself a little pile on the floor to sleep on. WTF. Loved Dr. No during this episode. At the end when he triumphantly had 3 grown people hoist him to a sitting position all the while claiming that he was going to prove the doctor wrong just left me speechless. Hall of fame episode.

So no one is going to mention Young Joc's hair.

I was excited when I saw it was a 2 hour new episode of Say Yes to the Dress. Unfortunately the 2nd hour was the UK version. Outside of hearing the designer talking about Lady Diana's dress, I'm just not interested. That March Mad-dress thing was confusing and annoying at the same time. I dont like the new consultant Shay. Why is he being shoved down our throats? More Randy and other consultants....please.

This damn show. Things I cant unsee: that dirty bucket Nicole "washed" her hands in, the lip studs, grocery shopping is romantic, getting hosed off on the back porch. BTW....was soap used? I didnt see any soap. That meat loaf was a sight to behold..... I totally believe that if the camera wasnt there should would have mixed the meat/cheezit/sauce combo with her hands and wiped her hands on the couch afterwards. Who can eat potato chips the second they open their eyes in the morning? Maybe when I was 20 years old I could have done this but if I were to do something like that now, the whole day would be pukey/heartburn city for me. Not to mention...eating in the morning before brushing my teeth would make me gag. I know there is somebody for everybody but when Charlie said all he could see was Nicole's baby blue eyes......I wanted to tell me more. What happened to him in his life that a 600+ pound person whom he hoses off in the backyard is beautiful.

I am amazed at the amount of time the Nicki Minaj/Remy Ma dust up is getting from her. Who cares. I couldnt name either one of their songs if you paid me. Move on already Wendy.

This episode was hilarious. When I hear the name Devante I totally think of Jodeci. Loved that Bow and Dre chose Devante but also chose a "safe" name so the child use it in his professional life (if he wanted). As African Americans, my husband and I definitely had that conversation when we were thinking of names for our daughter.

Savannah was back this morning. Wonder why. I though she was not due to be back til March 3. Maybe she couldnt resist the opportunity to question George Bush about those weird potraits he paints.

It was crazy how the wife kept talking about her husband as if he were the only obese person. The wife had to be at least 350 pounds herself.

In my dreams GMA would get rid of Lara Spencer and Michael Strahan and pick up Tamron. I'd watch.

OMG that had to be the worst lap dance ever. Did she really just sit on Tanaka's lap and say "do something with me!!!" Really, the man is INJURED. He is probably afraid Mariah will bust his other knee.

I must say I am enjoying watching Kail dish it out to Javi. Javi is/was a controlling jerk plus he was all too happy when Kail was being a total bitch to Joe. Payback is a muther....... Leah. Hawaii. Mexico for vacation. Then she says "I dont think any of the kids Dads will mind." This show is so alternate Teen Mom reality. Not to mention the group she was talking to was higher than kites.

On a totally superficial note. I love the hair on this show: Bow, Zoey and Diane.

Natalie is the sidekick this week. I dont get it. Why not have the same person the entire time.

So let me get this straight.....when the dancers are off duty and hanging out with Mariah (while she wears nothing but lingerie), she likes to hurl herself into their arms. Then she expects to be twirled/carried around like a doll. This is how Tanaka injured himself....attempting to lift/spin Mariah around. Then I see her being wheeled in an office chair by one person as another person walks beside her holding up the side of her dress? This show is hilarious.

I love MariahLynn. She reminds of that scrappy yappy little puppy who is always keeping up the most noise. I can not believe that Peter Gunz has 10 kids and 6 baby mothers. Who he think he is...... Mendeecee? $10,000 for a Peter Gunz booking in this day and age. Nope, dont believe it. Based on her name alone Major Galore is annoying.

I am already tired of Queen Latifah's struggle singing. Can she rap instead of sing?