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Who is on with Matt next week? Deborah Norville? Jane Pauley? I understand they got time to fill but I'm sick of the clip shows of "look see how much fun we've had over the years."

I dont know how to use the quote button but Imjagain who said Mariah is "always posing, not actually living" is spot on. I just dont get why the need to create this whole fake romance with Tanaka. They look SO uncomfortable together. I'd be more likely to believe Mariah was having an affair with Stella than with Tanaka.

I wish Katie would stay. She makes Matt happier and not act like he has a permanent stick up his butt. It's funny who they bring back. Hey Today Show why not bring back Deborah Norville and Ann Curry for a week too. Now that would be "Must see TV."

I just loved that the dancers just kept dancing around her as if she were performing.

I'm not one of the lambs but I am interested in Mariah. I'm thinking she makes up this persona for the cameras and when they stop rolling she is a regular person. I cant see Nick Cannon putting up with her "Darling" act. Why does she insist on being carried to the stage by men? It looks so awkward and painful for the men. When they dip her it's the worst also. Loved her wedding dress. That manager of hers is something else. I dont see how personal assistants do it. I couldnt do it. Why doesnt Mariah put some curls in her hair? That straight look is all she wears now. Looking forward to more of the insanity.

I think the reason why Jorge didnt want the cameras around was because he was begging Anfisa to stay. He will end up a Lifetime Movie of the week.

Narkiya strikes me as one of those women who claims not to take any mess when it comes to men yet they ignore all the clear signs/common sense that their man is no good. You know Anfisa is not going to like that ring Jorge bought. Did that tuna can of a car that Jorge bought not have a hookup for hands free communication? So Alla does not love Matt. Talk about no boundaries. Is that why Matt's other 3 marriages ended? Matt doesnt know when to tell his friends to stay out of his relationship. Pedro needs to go back to the Dominican. Chantal is not the girl for you.

Who saw Oprah's favorite things Deals and Steals. A $14 cake that will cost you $13 to ship..... No!!!

Ok this episode made me laugh way more than it should have. The fact that the daughter kept drawing the mom bigger and bigger cracked me up. I did not like the husband's routine. I didnt like the friend left in charge.

With that hat and red sweater Matt really looked like Freddy Kruger. His friends were jerks. They must have spent all their money on the stripper for Matt's 1st bachelor party and with each wedding they spend less and less which is why they got the worst stripper for this party. Boy Azan and his family really want him to get that green card. You could clearly tell he couldnt wait for her to turn the corner and get out of his sight. The look on his face as he is describing why he loves her was hilarious. Dead eyes that say I hope she is buying this. Chantal needs to admit she doesnt want to marry Pedro. She's acting like a little girl. She doesnt need her parents permission to get married. She describes this prenup as if he cant touch her money but it goes both ways she cant touch his either. I'm thinking she wants an out and will blame her parents as the reason their relationship didnt work out. Jorge and Anfisa...just sad he is such a needy doormat. The Vietnam catfish is hysterical....

worst costume reveal ever.

I dont understand why anyone would pay for a course on flipping houses. Cant I learn everything I need to know from HGTV or DIY? What secrets are there that havent already been shared?

That Dani she wears on my nerves with all that crying. Good grief. Walmart friend is not a very good marriage counselor. I was really struck by how pretty Loren is.

No way Marie wont be broke within 5 years.

Once again Anfisa cracks me up. Loved when Jorge is describing their relationship as something like growing/loving each other each day and Anfisa sits stonefaced. Jorge reeled Anfisa in with the promise of material things. Now she's on the hook and wants him to pony up. Only now he wants to change the rules and make the relationship all about love. I dont feel sorry for him one bit. She doesnt love him and has told him that. Why does Matt's mom have so much say in her son's wedding Hasnt she had like 3 of them to plan already. They cant get married on the beach cause Matt married his 3rd wife on the beach. What happens if Alla wants kids? Can they not have them cause Matt's mom doesnt approve? Red flag city. Someone needs to get Nicole the book "Marrying a Muslim for Dummies."

What treat having Lester anchor this morning. I think Savannah, Dylan and Tamron loved it. They seemed to really enjoy Lester in a way they dont enjoy Matt.

I'm out. I cant watch anymore. It just reminds me that I'd rather be watching King of Queens in rerun than to watch this steaming pile of poo.

Poor Leah. At least she has Kristina. I bet Amber doesnt even go to the bathroom without Matt. You'd think Matt would stay home and let Leah/Amber go shopping for back to school clothes. Nope he's there for that too. $900 on children's clothes. Does Amber not know what 2nd graders do at recess. Nope she doesnt since she doesnt really talk to Leah one on one. Nova saying no when Catelynn tried to get her to say Carly was funny as hell. Farrah and her fro-yo place. Give me a break. THose places are everywhere now a days. Tyler's face at the end of the episode. He is so through with Catelynn and her constant victim whining.

The woman who is marrying the fake Nigerian prince (who lives in Vietnam). I was sure he was about to tell her that he needs to get some paper from Vietnam and if she could wire him $5000 US he could get the paper right away. That woman is desperate to get married. Jorge/Anfisa - Anfisa is definitely a "butt r face" Maybe swimsuit model...I dont know. Chantal's parents need to tell her to go on down to the Justice of the Peace and get married. No way would I give any money towards their wedding.

I dont understand how Amy got cut. What made the other girl coachable? Also Yuko cant speak English. I thought DCCs had to have the full package. Wouldnt speaking/understanding English be in that package? I

Paola is beautiful but isnt she old on the "starting up my modeling career" front. Lexi and Loren...I'm torn. Part of me thinks his parents need to stop guilt tripping him. The other part thinks Loren should get a reality check. He moved around the world for her to move in with her & her parents. Its easy for her to say "leave your parents, your life is with me" when your own parents are so close. When Lexi was having a private conversation with his dad, she kept sticking her nose in. Good grief, he lives with you. He cant have a conversation with his own dad whom he hasnt seen in a year without you stalking him every second. Give them a moment alone. Anfisa....that wedding dress made me want to take a Zyrtec.

I could not stop laughing when Jorge said that after he told Anfisa his secret she became cold. You mean before that she was warm. I thought she just had one setting....frozen. The Nigerian prince living in Alabama whose baby mama was not dead was just too crazy. I guess there is really a lid for every crazy pot. Oh Alla girl....run. Matt drove his ex-wives away with his crazy jealously. Or....maybe I'd like to see pictures of them to make sure they are still alive.

After a long Monday my expectations must be low cause I watched it and didnt hate it. I did keep thinking "where is Carrie?" The wife reminds me of Savannah Gutherie from the Today Show. The daughter and the weird boyfriend I can do without. In a perfect world Kevin will divorce this new wife, marry Carrie. Wonder how long this show will last.

I dont get how Lil Key lost. I could have understood if Mani was 2nd place but to win....mind blown. What is the point of them doing those stupid challenges for the hit list every week when in the end they mean nothing. Mani was like a Snoop 2.0. Lil Key was different.