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Damn that Scrapp Deleon needs some serious conditioning and a trim.

1) My favorite episode is the one where Ray and Debra dont want to be the one who takes the suitcase upstairs. My favorite scene is after Ray puts the cheese in the suitcase and it starts to stink. Marie comes over and is sniffing around and sniffs in the direction of Debra. And they figure out the smell is coming from the suitcase and Marie says something like "Debra you cant put cheese in there." This episode cracks me up every time. 2) I also love the one where Debra buys Ray the VCR and Ray thinks she's up to something. 3) the one where Robert's date eats the fly but only Ray saw her eat it so no one believes him.

I was thinking that if trying on a white wedding dress caused Unicorn Fairy Bride to burst into tears, life after her wedding is gonna be a real shitshow. Toughen up girl/woman.

Chris makes me want a members only jacket!!!

Leah hit the baby-daddy jackpot with Corey. I wonder how long that poor baby wails after Jenelle decides it's night night time.

While I did not like J.Lo's song/performance, her mom is all of our mothers at the god awful school play/choir performance who cheers us on even when she knows it's crap. Love me some Kelly Clarkson. She's the ultimate idol. Can't stand Ryan Secrest he comes across as fake to me. Poor Dunkelman.

When is Javi going to deploy already? Kailyn is a total beeyotch but then again so is Javi!! She purposely showed up 45 minutes early to pick up Issac cause she wanted to pick a fight. Seemed to me she was more concerned about how she is perceived at Issac's school by other moms/staff than she is about whether Issac is really clean or not. Stupid Jenelle, I loved how she wasnt really looking for anyone....while she was on Tinder. Leah should be over the moon. Now she has more time to devote to naps.

I was repulsed/yet fascinated by her stashing the Taco in the purse. I found myself saying out loud when her husband was outside dumping the trash "hurry up girl eat that taco, he's coming back." This show brings out the weird in me.

I was afraid Rhonda was going to die and I like the character so I was relieved when she didnt. Hopefully Rhonda will realize it was Anika who pushed her and some "accident" will happen to Anika too. I just dont like the Naomi Campbell character. It bugs me that she speaks with that fake European accent.

Can Cardi B just get her own show already? She is so damn entertaining I'd watch her living her day to day life doing regular stuff like grocery shopping. Did she say Peter was a "washed up old rapper in a jean jacket?" I died....

Not defending the jury at all but I could not be away from family/friends/tv/news/my life for 8+ months in some hotel (dont care how nice it is) and not be pissed off about it. It would make me irrational too (see Target vs. Ross crazyness). This damn show....I'm going to miss it.

Who saw the Today Show Wedding freakshow circus parade?

Ahhh...they are back!!! Can you imagine kids spilling juice, teething, getting lunches/breakfasts ready and having a job outside of being filmed? I love it when I hear how they are exhausted...from what...bitching? I cant stand that Javi.

Great episode. Oh how I remember the 12 tapes for a penny. I begged my mom but she never would let me order. She was a wise woman.

That vegan turkey was the stuff of nightmares!!!!

He put a note for 10 free therapy sessions in a ring-like box. What a JERK. Run Mars run.

All this time and Amber has not been paying child support? WTF. Amber yelling at the producer about how she doesnt want to talk about topics that are reason she gets a paycheck is hilarious. How did the producer not laugh her ass off with that one. Amber needs a reality check cause if the Teen Mom checks suddenly stop rolling in and the cameras stop filming I'm betting Matt would suddenly disappear. Someone should tell Amber MTV is not going to pay to film you & Matt lying on the couch all day. Farrah on the other hand, at least she is entertaining in a trainwreck way. The jewelry store/real estate shopping was pure unintentional comedy gold. Please let there be a very special Teen Mom wedding (Maci/Taylor, Amber/Matt, Farrah/Simone). They all could get their dresses on "Say Yes to the Dress." We could all place bets on which marriage would implode first. Butch shoving Nova's poor little head into that cake was so wrong. What an ass.

Hope JD changes Miss Mulatto's name cause it so....just wrong. That little Poopy should be a hair model or something. I dont think rapping is his thing. Can you imagine if Supa Peach's mother was your mom? Poor Supa Peach and Lil Poopy, got grown as adults trying to live off them. Hope JD changes Miss Mulatto's name cause it so....just wrong. That little Poopy should be a hair model or something. I dont think rapping is his thing. Can you imagine if Supa Peach's mother was your mom? Poor Supa Peach and Lil Poopy, got grown as adults trying to live off them.

I like them.

Ashley has smokey/mascara eye and a fully made up face in every scene. How the f*ck is that even possible? I couldnt do it with one newborn baby, let alone 4.

Poor Mars, she just lost her job you can tell she is totally stressed about it. Instead of saying "we'll figure this out together," jerkface says "you made alot of money, you need to get another contract as soon as possible." How about a little sympathy in that moment.

So Matt misses his family at Christmas time. Does that include all his children too? The least Caitlyn could do is chew her nails in private.

I was not going to watch this series because I figured I remember the chase/trial/verdict but here I am captivated all over again. I dont get the Kardashian hate in this series. Their dad was one of OJs best friends/Nicole and Kris were friends so it's not as if the series is making their close relationship up. It happened get over it and watch the rest of the story. I know I am cause damn it's still fascinating.

Perhaps the funniest episode of The Goldbergs for me. Finally some acknowledgement that the sculpture that the fake blind lady made of Lionel Richie in his video was butt ugly. Besides how does a blind lady apply her eyeliner so perfectly? And Lionel is stalking her at everywhere but onto The Goldbergs... Each reveal of the scary Laney sculptures made me laugh harder than the last, especially set to the music "Hello." Loved that Laney loved Barry for spending all that time making those ugly things. Adam wanting to see Porkys was so spot on. All us kids wanted to see it and I remember lying and saying I had (I never did).

I wish I could unsee Debra's belly shirt. What the hell was up with Farrah's lips? Damn she wears alot of makeup. Noticed the baby Carly footprint tattoo on Caitlyn. Will she be getting a Nova tattoo too? I cant figure out how to quote a post (yes I'm that tech savy) so to whoever said Caitlyn needs to stop her consumption of human nails...hilarious.