Spartan Girl

Tuttle being a devil worshipper made me laugh. The guy can give Roger a run for his money in jack of all trades. ”Is that a tampon? Poseur. Everyone knows devil worshippers free bleed.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fake Space Jam was a riot. Yeah I knew even before the lawyers showed up they’d never get the Looney Tunes to show up. But hey, Felix the Cat! Roger really does do a great job with costumes.

Michigander here, and I don’t think it’s fair to lump Whitmer in with Fetterman. She’s not the one going to Mar-a-Lago to kiss the ring. Being a governor is different than being a senator, and her main priority is to keep the funding for the state, and that requires picking her battles.

Snoop Dog went from “Fuck Trump” to going full red hat. But I’d like to think Superman is made of stronger stuff than that.

I read both books. They were okay, but I couldn’t stand Eleanor and how the narrative portrayed her as this big martyr while glossing over all crap moments while making her daughter Ursula out to be a bitch for not wanting much to do with her.

Paul Reubens came out in upcoming self-made documentary “Pee-Wee as Himself” I want to see this. I don’t know if he knew he was dying when he made it, but kudos to him for getting the last say in coming out. Literally.

The touring production of Shucked was utterly delightful! It was like the writers were competing about how many corny puns and groaner jokes they could stick in a two and a half hour show, and I loved it. The storytellers were definitely the MVPs of the show (didn’t see the twist about them in the end coming), but I also loved Lulu and Peanut. Peanut had some of the funniest lines in the whole show.

We tried to warn them not to pull this shit, that we’d ALL pay, and now they expect sympathy without owning up to their stupidity.

Oh piss off, Jewel.

Maybe he’ll vote against RJK too.

I know I’ve already mentioned Raya and the Last Dragon and how much I despise Namaari, but someone on YouTube had a good idea of fixing that final confrontation: When Raya storms the Fang palace to find Namaari standing in front her stone mother, instead of fighting back, Namaari just stands there. And after a very, very cathartic sequence of Raya beating the ever living shit out of Namaari, it isn’t until Raya is about to strike her down with her sword and Namaari looks up at her with a broken expression that it sinks in: Namaari wants to die. Raya stares down at the girl who ruined her life. Who betrayed her twice. Who killed her friend. And it is sinking in that everything she did was for nothing, because now Fang is about to be destroyed too. All because of her. And she has nothing left to live for. And then she sees her friends who are trying to help the people of Fang to safety. Takes one more look at Namaari, who is wordlessly begging her to just do it already. And upon seeing her own reflection in her sword, Raya tosses it away and runs to help her friends, because she is done letting Namaari and her betrayal define who she is. That would have been a much more effective scene than Namaari’s “you’re just as responsible as I am!” bullshit.

An intimacy coordinator’s take on the video While I don’t think the truth can be uncovered with just one video, I don’t think it exactly vindicates him either. To quote someone on Blusky, I’m sure there are plenty of videos of Ted Bundy not murdering women either. One quote that really stands out:

If anything happens to Dr. Fauci, I’ll go to Marie Laveau’s grave myself.

This stuff with the Bishop is just like when Pence attended Hamilton. The cast asked him to be kind, and Trump ran his mouth about how “rude” they supposedly were to Pence. It’s pathetic.

Ugh yeah. That kind of ruins whatever schadenfreude I got. It probably won’t anyway, but I guess the Bucky Stan’s are happy. 🙄

Sebastian Stan got an Oscar nomination for The Apprentice. This is going to piss off Trump big time.

As the saying goes, if it looks like a duck, walk like a duck, and quacks like a duck… And before anyone can say “listen to the audio” just because he didn’t say the word “Heil” doesn’t make it any less of a Nazi salute. It also pisses me off that people are writing this off as “geek” behavior. Because Zuckerberg and Musk are of the same ilk, this clip of The Social Network is never more relevant:

Let’s not insult Sheldon that way. Whatever his faults, he was a man of science. He would never spread misinformation to undermine science and medical facts. Plus, he never self-diagnosed himself as autistic.

I have no liking for Blake, but Baldoni is the bigger asshole here. He portrays himself as a male feminist (automatic red flag) yet probably started harassing Blake when he felt like control over was being taken away from him. And now he’s smearing her so he can play the victim and appeal to all the people that not only already hate Blake, but feel like #MeToo has gone too far. Naming Taylor in his lawsuit just because she complemented Blake’s changes or whatever is a big stretch—and another tell that he’s appealing to all the sexist trolls that want any excuse to dog pile on Taylor. And say whatever you want about Ryan, I’m not going to judge him if he lashed out at Baldoni when he found out what he was doing to his wife, His complaint that they kept him from the premiere because Blake didn’t want to be around HIM? Well GEE. How dare she not want to be around her movie’s director after he sexually harassed her and probably gave her and the baby COVID? Women, amirite?[/s]

I needed this tonight. Roger and Francine getting addicted to being peeping toms would’ve been enough, but this show goes the extra and makes it freaky! So what happened to Francine after she saved her past self? Did she just vanish or is she still trapped in an alternate dimension?

She didn’t blame Ambien when she was harassing school shorting survives with antisemetic photos on Twitter. People ought to remember that she didn’t get fired over that one nasty tweet: it was simply the final straw after she ignored all the warnings ABC had warned her to stop trolling people.

Welp, my therapist is sick, so no appointment today. But now that I have Hulu, I can watch my favorite episodes of Galavant.

Yeah, I call bullshit on those rumors. There’s no way…

She continues to insist she’s not racist, then puts her fake blond hair in cornrows.

While rewatching The Mask, I realized that Stanley and Charlie’s friendship in itself is kind of a warm fuzzy. It would be easy to give Stanley a fake friend that screwed him over at every turn, but Charlie while kind of a schmuck was a true friend to Stanley overall—he didn’t actually ditch Stanley at the club, he didn’t even know the guard kicked him out until the next morning. Another warm fuzzy from the movie is that they went the Jessica Rabbit route with Tina: instead of making her the blonde bombshell femme fatale, she turned out to a nice person that genuinely did like Stanley for himself because he didn’t treat her like arm candy.