Spartan Girl

Oh God, I forgot that it’s next week. I hope it gets ruined somehow.

I am so over period jokes. They mock us for being grossed out for references about certain male bodily functions, but when it comes to something we have to deal with every month, they act like it’s nauseating.

Welp, leave it to Lois to be such a bitch to Meg then act like the martyr mother to stop Meg from going to Mars. I know we shouldn’t weight-shame anyone, but after all the potshots Meg has taken over the years, Lois getting mocked for how her weight sank the rocket and the rescue helicopter was pretty satisfying. Meanwhile, Stewie starts a throuple with Rupert and a stuffed unicorn….and it ends with him having Brian tear up the unicorn and making Rupert watch. Yep.

I actually watched The Snyder Cut. This so did not need to be four hours. That being said, I will concede that there were some parts I liked. The fight scenes were better, Victor got some much-needed respect, Superman got to be more badass (though I did miss his corny “I’m all for truth, but I’m a big believer in justice line” from the Whedon version), and if it weren’t for that stupid drug-trip of a vision at the end, the epilogue would have been perfect.

In fairness to Jeanne-Pierre, it sounds like her book is going to call out the people that pressured Biden to step down. At least I'd like to believe so, but I guess we'll see.

And another highly anticipated musical trailer: God DAMN, JLO should’ve done musical movies all along!!

Can. Not. Wait.

Cyrus (2010): I really don’t think Molly (Marissa Tomei) was really worth all the trouble John (John C. Reilly) put himself through after she let her manipulative sociopath of a son (Jonah Hill) meddle in their relationship, and refused to see how unhealthy her and Cyrus’s relationship had become until after John finally had enough and left her.

Oh, could you imagine how wonderful it would be to sue him for that—and win? That’s the dream. Well, it’s a pity that that lesson didn’t stick for some people in this election.

Considering Baldoni’s lawyers keeps publicly leaking everything every chance they get, I can’t blame her for not wanting to risk them doing that to her medical records.

Re: Musk Is this it? Is this the breakup we’ve been waiting for?

All right, so maybe it was a coincidence that the fire was an accident. But someone was still cruel enough to stick the dog remains in their mailbox. People are rightfully pissed that lots of media outlets are describing it so passively: “Joss died/was killed in a shooting after an argument with their neighbor.” He drove up to them, screamed at them, and shot at them. There was no “argument,” it was straight-up murder.

From the article: The BBQ episode is what they said at the time…but maybe they kept from publicly accusing the neighbors because they didn’t have proof and cops did jack squat to do anything when they tried to report the harassment. And somebody deliberately stuck their dog’s skull in the mailbox of their former home, so…

Horrific. His poor husband. Their so-called “neighbors” had been harassing them for months, burned their house down, and murdered their dogs, and now they murdered him, on pride month of all times…I have no words.

I wonder how faithful it’s going to be to the original story.

Southern women do not miss when they fire shots.

It looks like this really will be the end, and while it's sad, it's best to let it bow out (again) the way it entered: gracefully.

Not that this wasn’t funny, but I call bullshit on the whole premise of Lois only just discovering self pleasure. We’ve all seen Lois use her vibrator numerous times throughout the series!

I know, I’ve posted there, I just thought the warm and fuzzy moment should be on this thread.

I agree that TLJ was the best of the new trilogy, but I don’t blame Rian Johnson for wanting to move on. The Star Wars fandom is eating itself with the rampant toxicity.

THREE parts?! Please don’t let me down the way GOT did…

I AM READY.

Oh no, I’ve heard the songs on BroadwayXM, and they are gorgeously 80s. I just still wouldn’t watch the show lol. I love me some melodrama, but that is too rich my blood.

Don't forget misogyny.