S04.E19: Reunion (Part 1)

[ZaldamoWilder]

On 9/17/2019 at 7:19 PM, Shellbell59 said:

Hilarious post....I laughed I cried...opossums...cooch/meth legacies?...It simply doesn’t get better… Until it actually did get better when you mention the curtains that Robin was wearing. I think she and Monique are hands down the best of the bunch...HOWEVER...

 When you mentioned the “curtain dress“… All I could think about was Carol Burnett back in the day...Oof...y’all are probably too young for that reference...

Loved your funny post!!! 

Lol, we're more seasoned than you might think.  When you said it, I could see her saunter from one side of the room, clocking Harvery in the face with the curtain rod and all.

Who said get Candiace mama ass off the stage?  Yes. Ma'am.  Candiace lying bout that lady's age too, she 65 if she a day.  I was almost disappointed she ain't dig in her bra and get Andy a tired ole peppermint, a pack o' kleenex and some change like a real Ma'dear sposed to do.   

I'm going against ya'll grain, I like Ashley's platypus tail, but I'm also a legit weird/avante hair fan.  I also like Kandi's rooster and loved Nene's Raggedy Ann for its sheer bishwtf esthetic.

6 hours ago, Hiyo said:

I remember when the Atlanta HWs did a reunion in all white, and for the most part, they looked great.

This group...not so much. Monique looked good, Karen looked ok-ish, but the rest...no bueno.

I had no idea that Porsha was nearly nekkid here.  I've always wondered where you wear a dress like that and how the hell you get wherever that is.  Now I know.   Shoutout to Bravo's wardrobe department and Fashion Nova.

2 hours ago, Vixenstud said:

Ah, Boofish....I've been scrolling for a while to find this, you damned near killed me!

Gotta put that in a sentence for Mr. Vixenstud, see where it leads me.

are we voting? stock the fridge with ripe peaches, circle back and let us know how it turned out.

Speaking of ripe peaches (ya'll know you can't fuck with my segue game, right?) yaw looking at gold digging all wrong.   I'm gone try and quote one of my thread sisters (I'm sorry I don't know who the credit belongs to, raise your hand if it's yours) on the topic of gold digging:  well, who the hell digs for more dirt?  That's A.  lol!   In the words of profound author and comedienne, Melanie Camacho:  a wet booty and an empty purse don't match.  That's B.  I've actually said that shit....out loud....in church.  And I wasn't even asked to leave.   And 3 - every relationship in the world is transactional.  Every single one lol.  {stop reading here if you wear wrist gloves and/or pearls}.  Golddiggers just establish the understanding upfront.  I tried it, truth be told I was terrible at it.  I'm not built for indulging male egos and I'm way too candid for the levels of diplomacy required.   I really knew it wan't for me when somebody's nasty ass daddy listed one of his turn-ons as lactation.   Anyway, all that to say, wife, girlfriend, sidepiece, other, it's all a quid pro quo every day arrangement.  Golddiggers don't have headaches or mortgages.  Fight me.

[Hiyo]

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Golddiggers don't have headaches or mortgages

No shame in that game...it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than a Camry, as they say ;)

[ZaldamoWilder]

15 minutes ago, Hiyo said:

No shame in that game...it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than a Camry, as they say 😉

Whoever he is, he finna be annoying af.  Might as well dry my tears with 50s.  #nigerian"Princes"  
#2storycloset
#tuitionaintforpunks

[walnutqueen]

8 minutes ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

Whoever he is, he finna be annoying af.  Might as well dry my tears with 50s.  #nigerian"Princes"  
#2storycloset
#tuitionaintforpunks

A very very rich, very very old, very very kind gentleman once told me "'Tis better to be an old man's darling than a young man's slave".

[Rlb8031]

I'm a hopeless romantic, so I don't understand how you swallow that ego and disgust to get with an old wrinkled up raisin of a man. When I was in my twenties my mantra was "You don't wake up next to a wallet". Having said that, as a fully grown woman, I now appreciate that if young me had her mercenary gold-digger game on lock, I would have been married to someone my granddaddy's age when I was twenty and been collecting a pension and social security for the last boo-fuck years. So my (only) spouse would have been my second (or third), but I would have had a portfolio full of central Brooklyn brownstones by now...

Edited September 19, 2019 by Rlb8031

[qtpye]

1 hour ago, Rlb8031 said:

I'm a hopeless romantic, so I don't understand how you swallow that ego and disgust to get with an old wrinkled up raisin of a man. When I was in my twenties my mantra was "You don't wake up next to a wallet". Having said that, as a fully grown woman, I now appreciate that if young me had her mercenary gold-digger game on lock, I would have been married to someone my granddaddy's age when I was twenty and been collecting a pension and social security for the last boo-fuck years. So my (only) spouse would have been my second (or third), but I would have had a portfolio full of central Brooklyn brownstones by now...

ChiIe, I probably could clean up with one Brownstone and lived my life like a pre scandal Huxtable...wasted  my youth working hard and getting an education instead of chasing rich ugly old men.

I can’t get over how much better the Atlanta ladies look in their white dresses compared to Potomac.  Ashley looks like she is ready to drop her cape and get on trapeze. I know you’re proud of your post baby body but a swimsuit is a bit much. Also, I don’t care how good you look, unless you grow a mustache, Crikey Mikey is probably not going to be interested.

[brillia79]

3 hours ago, qtpye said:

Also, I don’t care how good you look, unless you grow a mustache, Crikey Mikey is probably not going to be interested

Just a mustache? You sure?

[kkamiiiii]

On 9/19/2019 at 9:42 AM, luckyroll3 said:

You know what. I kinda believe the West Virginia Brown dicks have money.  As vile as Candiass' mother is, she would be going in on Lord Brown Dick left and right if she truly believed that he's a raggamuffin.  Just look at Mama Joyce with Todd; and as much as I hate MJ, Candiass' mom is worse.  Even the fact that he's the mediator between the two of them speaks volumes.  Moms likes/tolerates something about him; and it ain't his brown penis. 

 I'm also kind of upset that Andy let Candiass' mom have a segment on the couch.  Now all these people's moms will be acting out to have some extended spotlight at the reunion

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Other moms have been on Housewives reunions. Let's not act like it hasn't been done before.

[ZaldamoWilder]

8 hours ago, kkamiiiii said:

Other moms have been on Housewives reunions. Let's not act like it hasn't been done before.

you betta come through #BravoNetworkFactChecker 

*my memory's raggedy though so, who else mama? lol Joyce? Oooh Elsa from Miami? (wait, but does that count if she was a cast member? it feels like she was, was she?  <--- *see my memory).

15 hours ago, Rlb8031 said:

I'm a hopeless romantic, so I don't understand how you swallow that ego and disgust to get with an old wrinkled up raisin of a man. When I was in my twenties my mantra was "You don't wake up next to a wallet". Having said that, as a fully grown woman, I now appreciate that if young me had her mercenary gold-digger game on lock, I would have been married to someone my granddaddy's age when I was twenty and been collecting a pension and social security for the last boo-fuck years. So my (only) spouse would have been my second (or third), but I would have had a portfolio full of central Brooklyn brownstones by now...

My exact thought process....until.  Lol.   (In my case) they're not old, they're between 40 and 55 and I'm 51.  'member that dude Marlo showed up with at Nene's wine tasting?  yeah, like that.  They're rich and busy or rich and lonely or rich and widowed or rich and don't want a permanent relationship.  I cain't be Anna Nicole, my rule was he had to be a normal-ish dude I was actually attracted to.   I'm giggling at you can't wake up next to a wallet.  That's a true story, but that's more like escorts or call girls, you're thinking Pretty Woman.  Babies are in real relationships, but with the pre-established understanding that they're neither permanent or exclusive (kinda like dating already is for men lol).    

If I'd've known then what I knew now.....those townhouses on Striver's Row

13 hours ago, qtpye said:

ChiIe, I probably could clean up with one Brownstone and lived my life like a pre scandal Huxtable...wasted  my youth working hard and getting an education instead of chasing rich ugly old men.

I can’t get over how much better the Atlanta ladies look in their white dresses compared to Potomac.  Ashley looks like she is ready to drop her cape and get on trapeze. I know you’re proud of your post baby body but a swimsuit is a bit much. Also, I don’t care how good you look, unless you grow a mustache, Crikey Mikey is probably not going to be interested.

lol! you and me both.    I haven't interviewed in years but from what I understand, one degree on your cv is like

 

[qtpye]

5 minutes ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

you betta come through #BravoNetworkFactChecker 

*my memory's raggedy though so, who else mama? lol Joyce? Oooh Elsa from Miami? (wait, but does that count if she was a cast member? it feels like she was, was she?  <--- *see my memory).

My exact thought process....until.  Lol.   (In my case) they're not old, they're between 40 and 55 and I'm 51.  'member that dude Marlo showed up with at Nene's wine tasting?  yeah, like that.  They're rich and busy or rich and lonely or rich and widowed or rich and don't want a permanent relationship.  I cain't be Anna Nicole, my rule was he had to be a normal-ish dude I was actually attracted to.   I'm giggling at you can't wake up next to a wallet.  That's a true story, but that's more like escorts or call girls, you're thinking Pretty Woman.  Babies are in real relationships, but with the pre-established understanding that they're neither permanent or exclusive (kinda like dating already is for men lol).    

If I'd've known then what I knew now.....those townhouses on Striver's Row

lol! you and me both.    I haven't interviewed in years but from what I understand, one degree on your cv is like

 

And that’s when they’re trying to fill the receptionist position😊

[Hiyo]

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*my memory's raggedy though so, who else mama? lol Joyce? Oooh Elsa from Miami? (wait, but does that count if she was a cast member? it feels like she was, was she?  <--- *see my memory).

Mama Dee on Dallas.

[ZaldamoWilder]

4 minutes ago, Hiyo said:

Mama Dee on Dallas.

Gurl don't nobody watch Dallas.

I kid, I kid (I lightweight watch it).   But really, this what we doing now? 

Lemme see something right quick - do they come on like the husbands - like background, extra chair guests?  I think I'm stuck because Candiace's mama was on the couch like a full on HW.  I was like what is your ass doing on the set when I haven't seen Katie's latest wig yet.  

I'm here for D'andra's mama, she's a savage.

[Hiyo]

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Gurl don't nobody watch Dallas.

Looool

Believe it or, I'm actually enjoying it more than NJ or OC...

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I'm here for D'andra's mama, she's a savage.

Like Joyce and Candyass' mom, she got the full-on couch treatment at the last Dallas reunion.

[brillia79]

Yeah, but if your mom ends up on the couch at a Bravo reunion, it’s a guarantee she’s a mega asshole or a monster:

Mama Joyce + the OLG

Elsa from Miami

Candiace’s mom

Mercedes’s mom on Shahs

Jill Zarin’s mom

Deandra’s mom from Dallas

I could do without these messy abusive moms.

[Hiyo]

Don't forget Dale (Tinsley's mom) from NYC!

[brillia79]

1 hour ago, Hiyo said:

Don't forget Dale (Tinsley's mom) from NYC!

Yes! And Dale.

Lord if Big Kathy was still living, she’d be on the Beverly Hills couch for sure, demonstrating why Kyle, Kim and Little Kathy are messes.

[Rlb8031]

And while it is not a HW franchise, didn't Patricia (Whitley's mom) from Southern Charm show up at one of the reunions as well?

[biakbiak]

12 minutes ago, Rlb8031 said:

And while it is not a HW franchise, didn't Patricia (Whitley's mom) from Southern Charm show up at one of the reunions as well?

Nope she hasn’t been to a reunion. She has been to WWHL but she is also more of a regular cast member than the other mothers as in she has many scenes by herself.

[smores]

On 9/16/2019 at 9:14 AM, tiredofwork said:

  Also.. does Candace feel this entitled Legacy only applies to her.  Doesn't she have step siblings that also came out her mom's cooch?

Candiace better be damn sure that her mother has all of the assets she feels entitled to set up in the trust she thinks she has.  Otherwise, since she's remarried, they'll pass on to her husband, Candiace's stepfather, should her mother die first.  Then he can do whatever he wants with things, including leaving her with nothing.  

[qtpye]

9 hours ago, smores said:

Candiace better be damn sure that her mother has all of the assets she feels entitled to set up in the trust she thinks she has.  Otherwise, since she's remarried, they'll pass on to her husband, Candiace's stepfather, should her mother die first.  Then he can do whatever he wants with things, including leaving her with nothing.  

I doubt Candiass understands much of anything. She is probably misunderstanding a fairly common trust arrangement to mean that is a trust fund baby. 

[FozzyBear]

Does anyone have the real story of Candices’s half brother and her parents relationship? Way back in her first season I got the impression they were dating in college and he either cheated or was just dating other people (I had my suspicions about the commitment level, but I guess that’s not really up to me) and got another girl pregnant and then he and Dorothy broke up for a while and then got back together and got married and had Candice and then got divorced pretty quickly. Now Dorothy talks about it as if they were already married and he had a secret affair and baby the caused the divorce. I’m a bigger fan of Candice then most, but I don’t always trust her version of events but I also don’t trust Dorothy’s version of events. And Dorothy’s age as well as the age of both kids makes Dorothy’s timeline a little suspect and Candice’s version a little more logical. What exactly did happen? Does anyone know? Am I just completely misremembering the original story. Nothing with that family ever makes sense.

[RealReality]

On 10/3/2019 at 12:01 AM, smores said:

Candiace better be damn sure that her mother has all of the assets she feels entitled to set up in the trust she thinks she has.  Otherwise, since she's remarried, they'll pass on to her husband, Candiace's stepfather, should her mother die first.  Then he can do whatever he wants with things, including leaving her with nothing.  

Candiace needs to make damn sure she stays in her mothers good graces.  

Trusts can be revoked and changed.  I imagine that her mother controls the trust, and if Candiace pisses her off, the trust can be revoked....I'd think.

Candiace's mother is fairly young, so she has to stay in her good graces for another 20-30 years.  Its a fools errand to rely solely on your parents money and its bitten a lot of people in the ass.