The Off-Topic Bar

[festivus]

Yep. Like, Pazuzu has his eye on you!

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Edited September 13, 2019 by festivus
Crap, ended up on new page without quoting Drogo.

[Snookums]

Sorry, Festivus. 

[FormerMod-a1]

I'm gonna need another drink.  Yikes.  

[Guest]

I feel like this is relevant here. 

I keep getting ads for different things I googled as part of this game to look for clues.  Microsoft Azure is all over my PTV page today.

Also, today has me like

[Drogo]

@deaja are you the one double-fisting or the one single-whisking? 

[Guest]

Just now, Drogo said:

@deaja are you the one double-fisting or the one single-whisking? 

[JTMacc99]

10 minutes ago, deaja said:

Also, today has me like

Friday should not be doing that to anybody.  So on that note, have a drink on me.

[FormerMod-a1]

I am so tired.  Apparently I'm getting to old to be out past 1am on a work night.  I keep getting reminded of this over and over again. 😄

.

[MarkHB]

5 hours ago, Drogo said:

Dead people are so much better than living people.  They just float in, get rekt, say crazy inappropriate shit, then float out again.  Like alumni at college bars. 

The nice thing about the successful alumni is that sometimes they buy rounds....

[Machiabelly]

If I did this right, you will see a pic of me and chef Michael Smith. Plus, I think I ate the equivalent of a whole cow tonight.

Edited September 14, 2019 by Machiabelly

[Drogo]

[Snookums]

Ahhh, my personal weekend has finally started! 

Just now, Snookums said:

Ahhh, my personal weekend has finally started! 

[Machiabelly]

So I was non human again. At least a monkey is closer than an airplane.

Can I have something with banana liqueur please?

[The Crazed Spruce]

I'm almost relieved. I was running out of bird puns.

I'll have a mohito. Heavy on the rum. And a plate of cheese and crackers. On second thought, hold the cheese.

[JTMacc99]

9 hours ago, The Crazed Spruce said:

On second thought, hold the cheese.

And... nine hours later I get the joke. Heh. Apparently being dead doesn’t make me any sharper. 

Speaking of that:

[TexasGal]

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day mateys!

[Drogo]

24 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day mateys!

Everybody's doing it 

 

[FormerMod-a1]

My new fave, so I'm repeating.

[Snookums]

[Guest]

[JTMacc99]

26 minutes ago, Snookums said:

You know... I did a GIF search for Pirate Booty at one point. The vast majority of my results were NOT cute puppies. 

[FormerMod-a1]

[Drogo]

[Drogo]

[SVNBob]

[MarkHB]

Avast ye! Time to mosey on up to the galley and see what crawled out of the bung hole, arrrr!

[Snookums]

8 hours ago, JTMacc99 said:

You know... I did a GIF search for Pirate Booty at one point. The vast majority of my results were NOT cute puppies. 

Google Images is a beautiful and terrifying garden of earthly delights.

[meet trouble]

8 hours ago, JTMacc99 said:

You know... I did a GIF search for Pirate Booty at one point. The vast majority of my results were NOT cute puppies. 

Edited September 20, 2019 by meet trouble
had to figure shit out

[SVNBob]

Related to my last post, the crossover:

[FormerMod-a1]

My parents and brother are visiting from out of town (Detroit and Spokane, respectively). I should still be able to check in, though.

[meet trouble]

So, incredibly appropriate to the current game, m. caprice (yes, I'm leaving that name alone) had a business trip to Guatemala in July. He brought back a bottle of rum and two weeks ago informed me of its existence by pouring himself a snifter and letting me have a sip. Yeah, he "let" me have a sip.

OMG, so very delicious!!

The bastard has hidden the bottle from me!

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, meet trouble said:

Yeah, he "let" me have a sip.

OMG, so very delicious!!

The bastard has hidden the bottle from me!

[Snookums]

Not for long, I trust.

[Drogo]

[SVNBob]

Another round of toasts!

First, to the mods, for putting up with our quick-step shenanigans.  Hip-hip!

Second, to all the dead.  May you live again to play, and play again to live.  Hip-Hip!

Third, to the Heroes!  For another successful DL!  Hip-Hip!

Finally, a silent raising of the glass to the Villains, for your loss.

[MarkHB]

Hip hip huzzah to all!

[FormerMod-a1]

[TexasGal]

[The Crazed Spruce]

*perches on top of the rum barrel*

*pulls straw from under wing*

[JTMacc99]

Keep them coming...

[Snookums]

[FormerMod-a1]

[SVNBob]

Some interesting real-world pirate facts...or at least the most accepted stories.

[FormerMod-a1]

Some really weird shit comes up when you do a gif search of "Johnny Depp".

[SVNBob]

That's probably from "Cry-Baby", an early entry in Depp's resume, and a John Waters film to boot.

[Drogo]

First, a toast to recent events.

Second, a toast to how weird JDepp filmography is. 

[MarkHB]

The above is what is returned by a gif search for Richard Grieco.

[JTMacc99]

4 hours ago, aquarian1 said:

Some really weird shit comes up when you do a gif search of "Johnny Depp".

I imagine that if you just do a plain old search on "Johnny Depp" at least one of the results is just going to say "Really weird shit."

And cheers everybody! It is almost 5:00 on Friday afternoon here.

[Drogo]

1 hour ago, MarkHB said:

The above is what is returned by a gif search for Richard Grieco.

If it's the O.G. RG you're looking for, just do a search of Can I skip Back Day for 3 years?

[Machiabelly]

5 hours ago, SVNBob said:

That's probably from "Cry-Baby", an early entry in Depp's resume, and a John Waters film to boot.

That is definitely from the criminally under watched Cry Baby.