The Off-Topic Bar

[Snookums]

Sticky Von Jambe de Bois!

Yarrrr, I be Dutch and French! I even hate myself!

[helenamonster]

Sharkbait Lagoon Skurvy

 

[Guest]

Ironhook Lagoon Slag. YUCK!

[festivus]

1 hour ago, SilverStormm said:

1 1/2 ounces Captain Morgan's spiced rum

1 1/2 ounces root beer schnapps

Coca-Cola

My 23 year old self is like mmm yummy. My 53 year old self is BARF.

Sticky Blubber Smuggler. Yep, that sounds about right.

[TexasGal]

Rogue Lagoon of the Sea, reportiing!

[Snookums]

Man, you got a really cool name!

[The Crazed Spruce]

Salt Claw Fishhawk

[Meredith Quill]

6 minutes ago, The Crazed Spruce said:

Salt Claw Fishhawk

That's kinda cool!

[JTMacc99]

I’d like to temporarily change my surname to start with an E so that my pirate name can be Sticky Parrot McGee.

Now that’s a name that invites a lot of questions. 

[Meredith Quill]

So much, ahem, 'cheating' going on with these names...considering the pirate theme - LOVE IT. 🤣

[Snookums]

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Sticky Parrot McGee.

This sounds like a bar with a very, very notorious back room.

 

[JTMacc99]

12 minutes ago, SilverStormm said:

So much, ahem, 'cheating' going on with these names...considering the pirate theme - LOVE IT. 🤣

Well, you know...

[raven]

Any snacks in this bar? Cashews?  Oh there they are.

[Meredith Quill]

Now I want cashews, gd it.

#sosuggestible

[Drogo]

Why do they look so good?

[FormerMod-a1]

Ol' Nautical Cove - Boring!

Let's try this again, with one my fake names... Jean Slappy Moonscar.  Much better. 🙂 

[Lisin]

Captain Crabbe Rat Breath here! I’ll take a triple Dark and Stormy please. I just finished the most hellish document review in history. Now  it’s turtle time:

 

[statsgirl]

Flying Lagoon McGee.  That definitely merits a drink. Something with lots of rum. And pineapple juice for health.

One year I held a party and tried to make punch from the traditional recipe: one sour, two sweet, three strong, four weak.  Best part was all the taste testing to make sure we got it right.

[Drogo]

14 hours ago, Drogo said:

Gunpowder Parrot-Scurvy, at yer service!

14 hours ago, JTMacc99 said:

My brother! I be Sticky Parrot-Scurvy.

Me brother from another mother!  (Me mother was a dumb wench with a fat arse, did ye know that?!) 

[MarkHB]

Flying Treasure Joe, arrrgh! Looking to sign on with Dread Pirate Captain Jiwe!

[Guest]

 

[JTMacc99]

The rum has been good! Time for me to start hydrating to be refreshed for when daylight us upon us.

[Guest]

20 minutes ago, Machiabelly said:

Just an FYI, in about 24 hours Dorian will be going over my little island home. We thought it would  e down to tropical storm or depression. Now they are saying category 1 or maybe even 2.

Going to be busy the rest of the day, and the Saturday evening into Sunday evening I may be off line. No worries, I will be back Monday latest.

Stay safe and dry @Machiabelly!

[raven]

1 hour ago, CuriousParker said:

just an FYI, in about 24 hours Dorian will be going over my little island home. We thought it would  e down to tropical storm or depression. Now they are saying category 1 or maybe even 2.

Stay safe @Machiabelly!

[SVNBob]

Seriously.  After Harvey, the only hurricanes I want to deal with are the ones served in establishments like this.  Timely enough, they are rum based drinks.

While we're on the subject of not being around for a little while, I should take this opportunity to mention my annual pilgrimage is coming up in less than a month (27 days to be precise...the countdown starts anew).  And also timely, that does mean I'll be pirate-adjacent again.  When the time is closer, I'll bring it up again.

[Drogo]

[FormerMod-a1]

Time for one of my fave drinking gifs (not pirate related, but I don't care).  Some of you have seen this before.

 

[JTMacc99]

[TexasGal]

This was me tonight watching UT play, they got my hopes up for awhile.  Oh well.  The martinis were good regardless.

 

[SVNBob]

Time to start a new tradition.   Let's try to keep this up for at least this game.  A round for all the players, and three toasts.

First, to the Heroes, for a successful DL!  Hip-hip, Huzzah!

Second, to the Villains, for a fair-played Night Kill!  Hip-Hip, Huzzah!

Third, to our honored dead on both sides.  Hip-hip, Huzzah!

[The Crazed Spruce]

Praise the players and pass the rum!

[Meredith Quill]

7 hours ago, SVNBob said:

Time to start a new tradition.   Let's try to keep this up for at least this game.  A round for all the players, and three toasts.

First, to the Heroes, for a successful DL!  Hip-hip, Huzzah!

Second, to the Villains, for a fair-played Night Kill!  Hip-Hip, Huzzah!

Third, to our honored dead on both sides.  Hip-hip, Huzzah!

Vaingloriously, I'll throw in another (as other ppl run games too):

Fourth, to the game mods, for keeping us all on an even keel! Hip-hip, Huzzah! (pun intended this round).

[SVNBob]

1 hour ago, SilverStormm said:

Vaingloriously, I'll throw in another (as other ppl run games too):

Yeah, that should have been in there as well. 

And Huzzah!

[Drogo]

10 hours ago, SVNBob said:

Second, to the Villains, for a fair-played Night Kill!  Hip-Hip, Huzzah!

Now we wait for @Lisin to come in and shove an onion up your ass - harrumph!   *Greatest bar float-in, ever.*

Hip-hip, Huzzah! To us all: the good, the bad, the omnipotent, and the deader than a dead man's chest.

[MarkHB]

Cheers to all!

[Guest]

I keep forgetting about this thread. Cheers!

[Snookums]

On 9/7/2019 at 5:56 PM, Drogo said:

 

chin chin to one and all! 

Everybody who was brushed or hammered by Dorian please stay safe!

[meet trouble]

On 9/8/2019 at 11:46 AM, deaja said:

I keep forgetting about this thread. Cheers!

I was unaware of this thread. Cheers! Looking forward to the fun!

On 9/4/2019 at 4:55 PM, SilverStormm said:

I be known as Flying Slappy Jambe de Bois!

Wow. I have a terrible Pirate name. If I use my site name, I get Flying Black Jack Dancer, so I'll go with that. 😄

[MarkHB]

Glub.. Glub... Glub

meet trouble, the board retained the same usernames and passwords after the name change, so if you don't have your old password stored somewhere, you should be able to do a Forgot Password from the login page.

[meet trouble]

Thanks, Mark. I'll check it out, but... don't you think the new name suits me? 😉

[Machiabelly]

Rogue Plank Skurvy. What an awful name. 

Machiabelly gives me Flying Monkey. Sounds more like a ship...but I like it better than Rogue Plank Skurvy

[SVNBob]

Another round of drinks, and another round of toasts.

First, to our mods, for steering the course.  Hip-Hip!

Second, to all the dead.  May you live again to play, and play again to live.  Hip-Hip!

Third, to the Villains, for sowing enough confusion, or letting the Heroes sow it themselves.  Either way, well played.  Hip-Hip!

Fourth, a silent toast to the Heroes, for an honest mistake.

[JTMacc99]

[MarkHB]

Hip hip Huzzah! to all of Bob's toasts!

So, this nobody Duncan TOOK MY INVESTIGATION POWER?????

[Meredith Quill]

17 minutes ago, MarkHB said:

Hip hip Huzzah! to all of Bob's toasts!

So, this nobody Duncan TOOK MY INVESTIGATION POWER?????

No, he took over JTMacc's - hero passed on to hero. 😉 

[Guest]

Pours one out for @festivus. 

[JTMacc99]

4 minutes ago, deaja said:

Pours one out for @festivus. 

I have guilt.

[festivus]

Arrr, ye dastardly scallywags. I shall have me revenge in the next game!

[TexasGal]

Sorry @festivus, here's a wee drink for you. 

[Drogo]

Dead people are so much better than living people.  They just float in, get rekt, say crazy inappropriate shit, then float out again.  Like alumni at college bars.