S06.E03: Week 2, Part 1

[OnceSane]

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The nine women who survived the rose ceremony await the arrival of new men on the beach; a newcomer sweeps Caelynn off her feet; Dylan and Blake face off over Hannah G.

Airs August 12, 2019.

[CindyBee]

That make out session with Cam worked for Caelynn!

[DEL901]

JPJ was funny when he asked Onyeka to accept his rose based on their relationship so far.   

Corrected the name

Edited August 13, 2019 by DEL901

[leighdear]

Buh Bye Annaliese and Bibi!    Imaginary relationships are tough to get over, but there's always next summer!

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

JPJ was funny when he asked Tayshia to accept his rose based on their relationship so far.   

It was Oyneka.

Tayeshia took Blake's rose but doesn't give a shit

[leighdear]

Yay!  Jordan is so extra, he delights me!  Jenna who?  

[Stan39]

1 minute ago, leighdear said:

Buh Bye Annaliese and Bibi!    Imaginary relationships are tough to get over, but there's always next summer!

They could have eliminated six more people and nobody would have noticed. When Kevin gave his rose to Ashley I couldn’t even remember them on the show, let alone them “bonding”. At least we don’t have another full season of Annaliese being delusional all the time (though I can see Caelyn filling that role). 

[DEL901]

3 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

It was Oyneka.

Tayeshia took Blake's rose but doesn't give a shit

Thx.  I have fixed

[leighdear]

Chris & Kristina look cute....and seem to have chemistry. 

[CindyBee]

Jordan looks good!  He was made for this show

[leighdear]

I need some Tangerine spray.  If it's good enough for Jordan....

[DEL901]

Just now, Sarah Heart said:

Blake loves himself, no girl can resist him( yuck) 

Dean and his tangerine spray..LOL

Jordan.  Dean hasn’t arrived yet.  🙂

[leighdear]

Did Hannah look about 9 on Colton's season?

[Ripley68]

I'm sorry, but Hannah does not look like she has ANY interest in Dylan.

Jordan cracks me up.  Want that tangerine spray...what is the name of it?

[JenE4]

Jordan is upping his love choices AND his sea salt spray—new and improved lovely tangerine scent! (Remember last year he was spraying all the guys’ hair with sea salt spray?) 

Does Hannah model for The Children’s Place? Baby Gap?

[Armchair Critic]

Here Jordan goes again with Barbie and Ken with Hannah...

[leighdear]

ABJ.....Always be Jordan!  *LOL*   His bravado overshadows most of the guys, and I think he's got the swagger Cam WISHES he had....

[bosawks]

Jordan is like the pure distillation of all the BIP douches who came before him.

And I love it.

[DEL901]

Now I want Hannah to go on the date with Jordan just to piss Blake off.   

[Ohwell]

What's up with those very high waisted booty shorts that the women are wearing?  Is that the style now?  Looks like they just cut off some mom jeans.  

[JenE4]

I am dying over Jordan’s summation of Stagecoach shenanigans interspersed with Blake’s stupid dance moves. Is this how he won them over? Ooh. Look at that Fortnite move; he’s going to be a thrill in the sack!

[Ripley68]

Mom jeans are back in style. It's scary

[leighdear]

2 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

What's up with those very high waisted booty shorts that the women are wearing?  Is that the style now?  Looks like they just cut off some mom jeans.  

I have 2 pair of Lee jeans in my closet, circa 1988.  Legit, acid wash, with the waist that hits right below the boobs.....*LOL*

[DEL901]

4 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

What's up with those very high waisted booty shorts that the women are wearing?  Is that the style now?  Looks like they just cut off some mom jeans.  

Retailers want money so they have to convince people to toss out what they have and buy a new wardrobe.   Even if it doesn’t suit them.  Or anyone.  

Edited August 13, 2019 by DEL901

[leighdear]

Dylan has an obsession, Blake just hates to lose and Jordan is determined to screw with both of them, just because he can! 

He can pull it off where most can't.

Whaaaaat?  Hannah is an idiot.  

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Retailers want money so they have to convince people to toss out what they have and buy a new wardrobe.   Even if it doesn’t suit them.  Or anyone.  

3 minutes ago, leighdear said:

I have 2 pair of Lee jeans in my closet, circa 1988.  Legit, acid wash, with the waist that hits right below the boobs.....*LOL*

Or, Del, just hold onto your jeans for 30 years like Leigh. Boom! Stickin’ it to the man! You need to bust those babies out, Leigh!

[CindyBee]

Hahaha, Jordan being the "mayor' is hysterical  

[Stan39]

Ugh. So I guess we’re not done with this “Blake hurt every girl (and now guy) here” story. I guess ever since they cut back on the alcohol the producers don’t trust these idiots to actually talk, date, and goof off around each other. So they make up preproduced drama. 

[leighdear]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Or, Del, just hold onto your jeans for 30 years like Leigh. Boom! Stickin’ it to the man! You need to bust those babies out, Leigh!

I'm about 10 pounds away from being able to zip them up without having to lay down on the bed.....Though I put them on that way, back in the old days!!  *ROFL*   I need to find a neon pink cropped sweater & a pair of white Reebok high tops to wear with them though!  

[Stan39]

Dylan seems sweet enough, but he needs to stop being so mousey and have some confidence. 

Still not a fan of Demi thinking she needs to tell everyone what to do. 

[GracieK]

I’ve always loved Jordan.. for the same reasons I like Demi. You can’t take either of them seriously and they were made for this type of show. And it honestly does need their personalities to breathe a little life into the haps.. otherwise you have a bunch of dead eyed millennials lounging all over each other speaking in incomplete sentences and reciting like and I don’t know over and over again. 

[leighdear]

Oh Dylan, needy does not become you.  

[Ripley68]

Yeah.....Hannah just isn't feeling it with Dylan.  I love that Jordan is just there to F with everyone and put the smack down.

[Stan39]

Hannah is about 70lbs and 5’ tall, yet whenever Dylan is with her he somehow folds himself into her like a small child. She’s really not into him, she just is doing what the girls are telling her is right. But you can see her body language pulling away from him. 

[leighdear]

Clay is NOT acting butt-hurt.  He's acting like a grownup so far.  As long as Jordan doesn't act like too much of an ass.  

[CindyBee]

Oh lord, Cam is going to loose his mind on national TV and we get to watch

[Stan39]

1 minute ago, Sarah Heart said:

Tayshia is so jealous.of Hannah, .LOL Claws in madam

I think she is really into Dylan...she heard a lot of stuff about flatheaded Blake 

I don’t think she’s into Dylan. Dylan’s the kind of guy who has a ton of girl friends who tell him how great he is, how any girl would be lucky to have him, but would never date him themselves. Lol. 

[JenE4]

Just now, CindyBee said:

Oh lord, Cam is going to loose his mind on national TV and we get to watch

I mean, seriously. She swooped in to kiss you with 3 minutes to spare before the rose ceremony because she realized you were her ONLY chance to stick around another week.  She probably hasn’t spoken to him since, and he thinks he’s going to  propose to one of the hottest ladies on the show? Mom really steered him wrong with this over-abundance of self-esteem!

[leighdear]

Funny how they keep bringing Jorge back each season....

[saber5055]

5 minutes ago, leighdear said:

Funny how they keep bringing Jorge back each season....

And he keeps losing his virginity in different places each season.

[CindyBee]

Not going to lie, I laughed at Blake over reacting to his toenail problem.   So dramatic that guy.

[Suzysite]

Blake might be a jerk, but I have lost a toenail before, and that HURTS like a mother.   I didn't blame him for flinching.

[Stan39]

Good lord! Demi should NOT be calling anyone out for being calculating and manipulating. 

And, once again, to clear up Blake’s “pentagon” or whatever. He’s not into Caelyn. He’s not into Kristina. He came on BIP to pursue Hannah and wanted to get to know Tayshia. After their date and rose ceremony he tells Tayshia he just wants to pursue things with Hannah. But apparently this has ruined everyone’s lives and he’s being shady. If anything, he’s being more honest than most of the people here (does anyone think Caelyn is really into Cam?)

[Suzysite]

1 minute ago, CindyBee said:

Not going to lie, I laughed at Blake over reacting to his toenail problem.   So dramatic that guy.

Not me.  I actually had pain flashbacks from it.  Could barely walk after injuring my big toenail.  Serious pain.

[CindyBee]

Caelynn should demand extra cash for having to deal with Cam!!

[DEL901]

Lol at Caelynn’s face when Cam was reading his novel to her.   He is going to be crushed.  

[bosawks]

Big Mike!

[Ripley68]

Caelynn looked like she was trying to not throw up when Cam was reading to her. 

Ooh, Oneyka looked like she was gonna try and kiss Mike and he turned it to a hug

[Suzysite]

Oh geez, Mike Johnson refers to himself in the 3rd person.  Ack.

[JenE4]

Dylan is snickering that Cam is coming on too strong and looking the fool... That’s telling you something!!

MIKE!!! {swoon}