Season 21 Live Feed Discussion

[Alice Mudgarden]

24 minutes ago, Lady Calypso said:

Ok, so Rachel Swindler isn't someone I necessarily love, but she recently was on Rob Has A Podcast and did an amazing Christie impersonation. And although she is clearly milking it for what it's worth, I still can't help but laugh because it really is SPOT ON.

Hint: close your eyes when you play the video. See how closely she resembles Christie:

I HAD A SIIIIIGN. THERE WAS A BIIIIIIRD.

[Brian Cronin]

10 minutes ago, peachmangosteen said:

 

OK then.

"America just hated us for no reason, then. Not because of anything anyone said."

[Callaphera]

9 hours ago, Cutty said:

Jess promised Holly/Snax she would vote how they want, for whatever that's worth. 

To be fair, the conversation went like this:

Jackson: "Sooo... can I count on you to vote the way I want you to this week?"
Jess: "Weeell-" [Jessica sized pause] "I mean-"
Jackson, nodding with a big smile: "Say less. I get you. Say less."

I'm not really sure what happened in that few minutes but c'mon, Jess has an irrational crush on Jackson - if he asked her to shine his watermelons, she'd be right there asking whether he wanted a light glow or full gloss. 

2 hours ago, Melina22 said:

I take back everything bad I ever said about Jackson. I didn't realize he was a watermelon savant. 

I kinda want to blow his mind with yellow watermelon. He seems to only like the pink. 

[Tdoc72]

Is that ‘say less’ thing his?  I noticed a few of them saying it but him the most. 

It just makes me dislike him more. It seems condescending. 

[Callaphera]

3 minutes ago, Tdoc72 said:

Is that ‘say less’ thing his?  I noticed a few of them saying it but him the most. 

It just makes me dislike him more. It seems condescending. 

There's seven definitions (pretty much all the same) on Urban Dictionary for "say less" and a song called that so chances are Jackson didn't make it up on the fly. It's better than, "Fuck it, we'll do it live," which was his first love. 

[JD5166]

2 hours ago, Slider said:

Jackson keeps saying that putting Christi on the block is "Bold."  No dude, it really isn't.  It's been obvious for quite some time, but keep telling yourself that to pump you up. 

I read this as Christ! LOL

[zorak]

It's nomination time!

[CringeWatcher]

Unpopular opinion: I’d rather tommy go than even Christie. I can’t stand Christie, but tommy hits all my buttons in all the wrong spots.  

Edited August 16, 2019 by CringeWatcher

[Otherkate]

2 hours ago, Melina22 said:

Holy cow, I'm craving watermelon so intensely right now. A big bowl of the special inside bits. 

Then Jackson's work here is done. 

[JD5166]

1 hour ago, peachmangosteen said:

Oh, boo. But I guess it'll be fun to watch Sis cry.

I don’t  think the one who’s Not Christie will care....she will just be happy to see that dude in the jury house and Tom stop him from banging Kat.

[luvbadtv]

Jackson's favorite movie?

 

Edited August 16, 2019 by luvbadtv
I don't know how to add gifs!

[Lamima]

When will they do noms tonight or tomorrow?

[zorak]

Christie and Analyse are officially on the block!

[Callaphera]

Props to the camera operators who have been making sure to get shots of the memory wall after nom ceremonies so that we instantly know who was nommed. 

In a weird twist, Analyse is sniffling and Christie... isn't.

[ByaNose]

Christie is acting like she’s not the target.

[Callaphera]

Christie: "I'd rather be on the block during his HoH than Tommy's."

Yeah but AMERICA STILL HATES YOU.

Holly to Jackson: "You looked really sexy - and your fly is down. But you looked really sexy."

[ByaNose]

And, now there are sitting in the bathroom. Okayyyyyyyyyy?!

[Callaphera]

Analyse: "I feel flattered. I mean, thanks for calling me a threat. I don't think I am."
Christie: "You are. You're amazing."

Shut the fuck up. 

[Lady Calypso]

Christie and Analyse are pouting in bed but they're 'totally not bothered'. Totally. It is what it is. They don't even care. They'll go to jury to see JACK!

[zorak]

Christie to Analyse, Tommy, and Holly:  "It's a game.  I'm not going to cry."  Let's start the betting pool for how long it will take Christie to cry about this.

Edited August 17, 2019 by zorak

[Callaphera]

Christie to Tommy: "It's a game. I'm not gonna cry. I was sobbing on your HoH block because that was fucked up. This - it is what it is."

Analyse: "I thought I was going to go all season not seeing the block."
Christie: "What do you think, you were Derrick?"

Nick to Jackson: "Ignorance is bliss for me. I learned that."

Edited August 17, 2019 by Callaphera

[zorak]

Houseguests and the lies they tell, courtesy of Holly:  "I didn't know what direction this day was going to go."  

[Callaphera]

Christie just wants to be Zinged.

Christie is going to cry over her Zing, you know it. 

[zorak]

Christie says she's not going to be emotional about it.  So if she's allegedly not going to be emotional when she's actually on the block, why the hell was she sobbing like a nutter at the prospect of going on the block when Nick was HOH earlier in the season?

[Callaphera]

Christie: "It takes a lot to insult me. You have to dig deep. I'm sensitive but insult wise?"

Christie: "Everyone's fake. I don't care. This house is a joke."

And so it begins. 

[zorak]

Christie says it takes a lot to insult her so they're going to have to dig deep for her zing.  I wish they would give America the chance to send in their best zings for all of the houseguests and then use them with Zingbot and have Zingbot let them know that America wrote these zings.

[Callaphera]

Christie isn't wrong in pointing out that Analyse is the pawn in this situation but I think it's hilarious that she keeps making this nomination all about her, just like always. 

[zorak]

Nick said he was surprised that Analyse's face came up as a nominee.

Christie:  "It's cause Sis is a pawn.  Let's be real."

[Callaphera]

Analyse, Christie, Nick, and Tommy are just sitting in the RV room. Completely silent. 

And I'm dying from laughing so hard. 

Edited August 17, 2019 by Callaphera

[vb68]

Sis, in a real burst of self-awareness, said to Christie that at least she's relevant this week. "Yay for relevancy!"

[Callaphera]

Tommy is trying to cover his ass with Jackson in the HoH room.

Absolutely. I totally get it. I hate that they threw my name in there. Yeah. No, yeah. Totally. Absolutely get it. 

[zorak]

Nick's been telling Christie and Analyse that if he wins veto, he'll take one of them off.

[ByaNose]

Random thoughts. Tommy has good hair and Jackson has gotten really heavy. Will Tommy & Nick really try and win & use the Veto on either nomination? 

[Callaphera]

Christie being voted by America onto the Field Trip and her losing the chicken wire comp wasn't fair because it was "undeserved". Christie being nominated by Jackson is whatever because it's a game.

Analyse thinks being nominated right now by Jackson is unfair because it's not Crunch Time and if you want to compete, you wait for Crunch Time, which is F6. This is a Helen-style Too Soon moment.

Edited August 17, 2019 by Callaphera

[IndyMischa]

2 hours ago, Nashville said:

 Anybody else getting the feeling watermelon futures have probably gone up 15% since the start of this season?

I bought watermelon at the grocery, for the first time in like a decade. 

[zorak]

Nick to Analyse:  "You're so pretty."  He says he's so glad she's out of her costume.  He's so slimy.

Edited August 17, 2019 by zorak

[Callaphera]

OF COURSE JACKSON KNOWS THE EXPIRY DATES ON ALL THE FOOD.

OF COURSE.

[Mystery]

5 minutes ago, zorak said:

Nick to Analyse:  "You're so pretty."  He says he's so glad she's out of her costume.  He's so slimy.

It's been so hot in California all week, I just can't with them all huddled on the same bed like that. I'd be the first one voted out because the second there were empty beds, I'd be on one. 

[RockYou]

I’m not gonna lie. 

I bought a watermelon half. 

Gonna eat it tomorrow .

It really has made me crave one as well

[Mystery]

2 minutes ago, RockYou said:

I’m not gonna lie. 

I bought a watermelon half. 

Gonna eat it tomorrow .

It really has made me crave one as well

Has any house guest ever been literally catered to so much?

[Callaphera]

We have tears from Christie.

I repeat, we have tears.

This is not a drill.

Battle stations! Battle stations! 

ETA: My bad. I think she was just cleaning the gunk out of them.

Edited August 17, 2019 by Callaphera

[CringeWatcher]

I do believe we have tears. 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[zorak]

Guess who started to cry.  Also, Analyse and Christie are both calling bullshit on Holly not knowing who Jackson was going to put up.

Christie:  "People talk their way out of things."  Some people also try to cry their way out of things.

[Callaphera]

Oh, she's sniffling. There ARE tears.

Sound the alarm! We have tears!

Analyse: "I like to see the good in people."

Is that before or after you talk about cutting off their dicks?

Edited August 17, 2019 by Callaphera

[zorak]

Christie says she's more sick of Holly than she is of Jackson.  She says at least with him she knows what she's getting.

[CringeWatcher]

Christie is confident she is going to win veto because, “this is not how the universe works. It works in my favor.” 

I.can.not.

Edited August 17, 2019 by CringeWatcher

[zorak]

Christie and Analyse are doing their best to convince themselves that they're both staying this week.  They both say that they would put Holly and Jackson up.  Analyse says they've been nothing but good to people in this game and is asking The Universe to reward them.

Christie says if it's the hide the veto comp, her strategy will be to not look for other people's vetos but to keep burying hers every time she goes in.

[Callaphera]

I mean, I want to be 100% clear here. 

Christie is sniffling and rubbing her eyes but I'm not sure there has been an actual tear leaving her eyes. 

[zorak]

Analyse says she will love us all forever if we could send her a secret power.  Delusion, thy name is Analyse.

[CringeWatcher]

No, analice. The answer is fuck, no.