humbleopinion June 17, 2019 Share June 17, 2019 The bottom of the lineup finally gets to bat...the last 2 couples tie the knot. All 4 couples celebrate (or commiserate) their marriages with friends and family at their receptions. Keith finds out why his bride is going on and on about wearing a "pure as the driven snow" white gown. Keith's in virgin territory...literally and figuratively... 4 Link to comment
humbleopinion June 17, 2019 Author Share June 17, 2019 (edited) Raise your hand if you hope Iris just blurts out her virgin status when they toast each other immediately after the ceremony... and Keith does a spit take... Or you want to see Keith bewildered why Iris' friends and family keep grinning wildly at him, bro hugging him and slapping him affectionately on the back at the reception..... Edited June 17, 2019 by humbleopinion 6 1 Link to comment
Ohwell June 17, 2019 Share June 17, 2019 Keith seems to be a nice guy from what I've seen so far, so I hope he's ok with Iris being a virgin. His reaction should be interesting though. 6 Link to comment
Kareem June 17, 2019 Share June 17, 2019 4 hours ago, humbleopinion said: Raise your hand if you hope Iris just blurts out her virgin status when they toast each other immediately after the ceremony... and Keith does a spit take... Or you want to see Keith bewildered why Iris' friends and family keep grinning wildly at him, bro hugging him and slapping him affectionately on the back at the reception..... Deonna dropped her 'hadn't been in a relationship in ten years' bomb on the boy two minutes after the I do's. Hope Iris gives him a minute before ramming her status down his throat. 5 Link to comment
humbleopinion June 17, 2019 Author Share June 17, 2019 (edited) Programming note....check your local listings 8-830pm Unfiltered 830-1005pm E:02 Something Borrowed, Something New For those who whined for years...you finally got your early time slot.... Tuesday was a better day than the current Wednesday but we can wait another day for our weekly snarkfest viewing. Edited June 18, 2019 by humbleopinion 2 1 Link to comment
topanga June 18, 2019 Share June 18, 2019 19 hours ago, humbleopinion said: Programming note....check your local listings 8-830pm Unfiltered 830-1005pm E:02 Something Borrowed, Something New For those who whined for years...you finally got your early time slot.... Tuesday was a better day than the current Wednesday but we can wait another day for our weekly snarkfest viewing. Thanks. I wish PreviouslyTV was doing the podcast again. That broadcast gave me life a few seasons ago. On some weeks the podcast ep. was more entertaining than the actual show. 1 Link to comment
Happyfatchick June 19, 2019 Share June 19, 2019 @topanga, MEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOO! The one with Tara and a guy whose name I can’t recall - i loved those and looked forward to them every week! 1 Link to comment
topanga June 19, 2019 Share June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Happyfatchick said: @topanga, MEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOO! The one with Tara and a guy whose name I can’t recall - i loved those and looked forward to them every week! His TWOP handle was Couch Baron—can’t recall his real name. 1 Link to comment
ECM1231 June 19, 2019 Share June 19, 2019 On 6/17/2019 at 6:37 PM, humbleopinion said: Programming note....check your local listings 8-830pm Unfiltered 830-1005pm E:02 Something Borrowed, Something New For those who whined for years...you finally got your early time slot.... Tuesday was a better day than the current Wednesday but we can wait another day for our weekly snarkfest viewing. So this airs tomorrow? Wednesday, June 19th? Link to comment
humbleopinion June 19, 2019 Author Share June 19, 2019 Yup. Hump Day for us and ....fingers crossed...for Iris and Keith...... 6 2 Link to comment
crazychicken June 19, 2019 Share June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, topanga said: His TWOP handle was Couch Baron—can’t recall his real name. Ohh pick me I know it was Brian Rubenstein my toddler niece cracked up everytime he introduced himself so I put it on loop. I loved Bride & Doom it was by far the best podcast with so much snark. 1 Link to comment
PityFree June 19, 2019 Share June 19, 2019 (edited) On 6/17/2019 at 10:44 AM, Kareem said: Deonna dropped her 'hadn't been in a relationship in ten years' bomb on the boy two minutes after the I do's. Hope Iris gives him a minute before ramming her status down his throat. Iris may give him a minute at first, but she is never going to let him forget that he married a VIRGIN!!! Good luck, Keith. Her identity is very wrapped up in her V-card. Will he be worthy? Or will she break down the instant her “identity” is gone? Now, Deonna? She has no relationship experience. I don’t remember her mentioning college or HS relationships. She seems nice, but should not have been picked for this show. ETA: even though it seems to be the trend, I really can’t stand the blue tuxes some of the grooms chose. Yuck. Edited June 19, 2019 by PityFree 6 Link to comment
Kareem June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 I didn’t think choosing Iris and Deonna was very wise. So far I like the men better than White White White, the hyper tomboy, the “feel the jugdement” chick and the strange redhead. Should be interesting. 3 Link to comment
Gem 10 June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 (edited) I love Jamie’s hair, dress and shoes. She still talks too fast and loud tho. She has to calm it down ten notches. Edited June 20, 2019 by Gem 10 3 Link to comment
Mercolleen June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Ew. I have never heard a parent and child describe themselves as first loves and soulmates. Think Elizabeth will fix her makeup? 1 4 Link to comment
PityFree June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Elizabeth needs a much better bra in that dress. 11 Link to comment
VioletNevermind June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Always classy to curse while literally being married. Her head is as empty as the bodice of that dress. 4 7 Link to comment
aphroditewitch June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, PityFree said: Elizabeth needs a much better bra in that dress. The dress should have had more support built in. But the dresses they get are likely from the sale rack or a return from someone else and the fittings are rushed. 2 1 Link to comment
PityFree June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 I really don’t need to hear about the state of someone’s hymen every 3 minutes. That said, I love Iris’ dress 9 7 Link to comment
PityFree June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 (edited) I’m really shocked Iris isn’t wearing a veil—especially with a blusher over her face since that’s what virgins do. After going on and on about having the whitest white dress not to wear a blusher seems odd. Edited June 20, 2019 by PityFree 2 1 6 Link to comment
VioletNevermind June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Wow, Iris and Keith make a very attractive couple! I really want this to work. 17 Link to comment
Mercolleen June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Iris and her dad are so much more normal than E and hers ... 9 Link to comment
Crazy Bird Lady June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Keith Manly! Iris is obviously into it. I take back what I said before... the Love Boat might be making another run (on the honeymoon, but probably not the wedding night). 2 Link to comment
Neurochick June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 I thought Dance Moms didn't come on anymore. Didn't what's her name, Abby Lee go to jail? 1 Link to comment
Ohwell June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Iris reminds me of Whitney Houston crossed with Robin Givens. I hope she calms down. Keith seems so chill. 1 13 Link to comment
PityFree June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 (edited) I’m going to make a guess that Marrying Millions is an updated twist on the old Joe Millionaire show. ETA: OK after that last commercial for the show I think I’m wrong. never mind. Edited June 20, 2019 by PityFree Link to comment
VioletNevermind June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Greg is adorable. He seems like a genuinely nice guy. 7 Link to comment
Gem 10 June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 This show is crazy, but I love it. I think Iris is beautiful. I love the way she wears her hair. The groom is good looking too. Hope they make it. Elizabeth is a little loud, but he doesn’t seem to mind. I think they go together. He might calm her down. 3 Link to comment
Neurochick June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 I hate the scripted, "I married a stranger...." Ugh, enough already. 1 5 Link to comment
VioletNevermind June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Whew, Amber, girl! She talks like she’s about 14-years-old. She is going to wear out that giant, stoic husband of hers! 1 9 Link to comment
Ohwell June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Interestingly enough, all the men seem calm and it's the women who are kind of hyper. I'm sure they'll calm down though. 6 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said: Whew, Amber, girl! She talks like she’s about 14-years-old. She is going to wear out that giant, stoic husband of hers! Yeah, Amber is cute and she seems nice but she comes off as too tomboyish. 2 Link to comment
Neurochick June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 (edited) It looks like all the receptions are in the same place, I guess not at the same time though. And YIKES, Iris is talking about the 80's like it's the ancient times. Edited June 20, 2019 by Neurochick 8 3 Link to comment
aphroditewitch June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Just like last season, they used the same venue on different days. 3 Link to comment
Gem 10 June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 33 minutes ago, aphroditewitch said: The dress should have had more support built in. But the dresses they get are likely from the sale rack or a return from someone else and the fittings are rushed. She’s practically falling out, but he doesn’t seem to mind, lol. 1 1 Link to comment
VioletNevermind June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 I cannot look at Elizabeth’s father, Ronnie, without remembering his line from last week about her new husband’s genitals. She’s really making a big deal of the whole “My daddy will kill you for touching me!” stereotype. Number one, you’re over a decade too old for that crap, honey! Time to embrace your 30s. 2 19 Link to comment
Ohwell June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Oh come on. What is up with these fathers? Do they not want their daughters to be happy? 11 Link to comment
Ohwell June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 I think Jamie is physically attracted to Elizabeth (he seems like a boob guy and perhaps the face), but I just don't see them getting along, long term. 9 Link to comment
PityFree June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Oh gawd. Is he mourning his daughter’s “purity”? 4 4 Link to comment
aphroditewitch June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Iris' dad probably made her sign a purity pledge and go through one of those ceremonies. Ick 1 1 2 Link to comment
VioletNevermind June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Oh my. Keith’s dance with his mom is making me tear up (a first for this show!). His family seems lovely. 10 Link to comment
Neurochick June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Ohwell said: Oh come on. What is up with these fathers? Do they not want their daughters to be happy? I think it's sweet. There is such a negative stereotype of black fathers not being there for their children. It was nice to see two black fathers there for their daughters. Why did they call Matt's mother to the dance floor? Didn't they know she wasn't going to be there? That was done for drama 100%. Edited June 20, 2019 by Neurochick 21 Link to comment
Mercolleen June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 The producers suck for calling up Matt's mom. Or was it just a setup for Amber's mom to step up? 14 Link to comment
CSunshine76 June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 They really couldn’t tell the DJ not to call Matt’s Mom to the dance floor? How awful for him. Geez producers. 16 Link to comment
VioletNevermind June 20, 2019 Share June 20, 2019 Just now, Neurochick said: I think it's sweet. There is such a negative stereotype of black fathers not being there for their children. It was nice to see two black fathers there for their children. Why did they call Matt's mother to the dance floor? Didn't they know she wasn't going to be there? That was done for drama 100%. That was Amber’s mom. She was trying to make him feel comfortable because he didn’t have his own mom there to dance with. 1 Link to comment
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