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S15.E05: Week 5: Scotland


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Hannah pulls two bitter rivals aside to try to get to the truth behind the bad blood between them. Her efforts to mediate backfire with the rose ceremony looming. But before the first rose is even handed out, a shocking disappointment leaves Hannah questioning herself and the remaining men. Trying to leave the drama stateside, she embarks on an overseas adventure, greeting her suitors in Inverness, Scotland. Hannah and her first one-on-one date explore the local culture.

Airs June 11, 2019.*

*This episode airs Tuesday night due to the NBA Finals.

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Luke vs. Luke: Why does it matter what one Luke thinks about why the other Luke is there? Shouldn't it be up to Hannah to make up her own mind about who she wants around? Last I knew, none of the guys handed out the roses. That Mean Luke thinks Nice Luke is there for The Wrong Reason doesn't mean jack to me, and it shouldn't to Hannah.

Do any of these guys ever go to Hannah and tell her about all the great OTHER guys she should be picking instead of him? No, they just go and tattle stories about how all the other guys are Wrong Reasons and only HE is Mr. Right. Hannah isn't smart enough to figure this out?

I guess not.

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Oh give me a break Hannah with that "I don't want anyone who doesn't want to be there" with Luke S. leaving. Obviously there really wasn't any kind of romantic connection between Luke S and Hannah, but I don't blame the guy for also feeling like this shit wasn't worth it. Luke P is a nutjob and she clearly has no interest in getting rid of him. Meanwhile there really wasn't a strong connection between her and Luke S. so whatever. 

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I fought all afternoon to get ABC to come in on my antenna and now it's breaking up. Did Nice Luke leave of his own accord? Or did Hannah kick him to the curb?

He eliminated himself but he probably figured she'd eliminate him and keep Luke P because Hannah has no poker face. 

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24 year old girls make screwed-up decisions all the time.  Hannah's no different, just on TV while she does it.  

Luke just needs to shut his pie-hole.  I love they didn't toast with him.  Nice burn!!!

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1 minute ago, leighdear said:

Luke just needs to shut his pie-hole.  I love they didn't toast with him.  Nice burn!!!

I swear the best part of his crazy has been watching the other guys' reaction to it.  The expression on their faces just kill me. 

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Is Luke P the only contestant on the bachelorette with ZERO friends in the house!??!  At least Chad had Canadian Daniel.   

On to the travel porn and the Highlands of Scotland!

And have fun in Paradise John Paul Jones!

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If Hannah did end up getting beheaded, then that truly would be the Most Dramatic Season Ever. 

I totally missed the rose ceremony and Luke leaving. What did he say?

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“I’m a strong independent woman who can make my own decisions “.. followed by 2 minutes later choosing Luke who cannot he anything more than a producer pick at this point . 

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Everyone gets so grossed out by haggis. And both Hannah and (whateverhisnameis) are dumbasses if they've never heard of haggis, it's the standard Scottish joke. I've had it many times and it's delicious.

What a waste Scotland is on these dorks that don't appreciate where they are.

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I swear, I saw those 3 guys (Jed was one) sitting there talking, and I thought they all looked the same. Like the camera man was moving from guy to guy, but they were all the same guy.

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2 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Everyone gets so grossed out by haggis. And both Hannah and (whateverhisnameis) are dumbasses if they've never heard of haggis, it's the standard Scottish joke. I've had it many times and it's delicious.

What a waste Scotland is on these dorks that don't appreciate where they are.

I honestly think she’s never heard of it because she kept saying “haggots,” like “maggots”...which isn’t any better.

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2 minutes ago, adhoc said:

I swear, I saw those 3 guys (Jed was one) sitting there talking, and I thought they all looked the same. Like the camera man was moving from guy to guy, but they were all the same guy.

The camera panned over the room full of guys and I swear I saw One Eff Jef in the crowd! She sent JPJ home, one that I could distinguish from the others.

I blame it on my new HDTV, a step up from the 12-in. square box tv I've been watching since forever (until this week).

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Mike: So how did you get here?

Hannah: For the last two years, I found myself going from guy to guy and trying to be who they wanted...

Me: So you went on TB and TBette to not keep doing that???? 🤔

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1. I had to turn on the closed captioning because Hannah's accent and my ears are not from the same planet.

2. Haggits?

3. When she unhinged that giant jaw with the 458 enormous teeth to take a bite of "haggits," I involuntarily jumped back in fear.  I swear her mouth nearly came through my TV screen.

4. Haggits?

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Mike's shirt is about 2 sizes too small.  I really dislike that look on guys.  Along with the short blazers and tight ankle pants.  Men's suit "fashion" these days pretty much sucks.  

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4 minutes ago, leighdear said:

Mike's shirt is about 2 sizes too small. 

I was thinking the same thing, and wondering how he could be comfortable. Then decided it's a choice to show off his "manly man" body.

Eww.

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I don’t really have much to say about Mike’s date, but I feel that I must acknowledge him, as he was my favorite at the beginning. I still really like him...I just don’t think he’s the right guy for Hannah. He needs someone a bit more mature.

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8 minutes ago, EllenB said:

1. I had to turn on the closed captioning because Hannah's accent and my ears are not from the same planet.

2. Haggits?

3. When she unhinged that giant jaw with the 458 enormous teeth to take a bite of "haggits," I involuntarily jumped back in fear.  I swear her mouth nearly came through my TV screen.

4. Haggits?

She has a voice that some can find cute or sexy , but I can promise that all 25 guys do not . It’s like nails on a chAlkboard for me too ! 

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3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I don’t really have much to say about Mike’s date, but I feel that I must acknowledge him, as he was my favorite at the beginning. I still really like him...I just don’t think he’s the right guy for Hannah. He needs someone a bit more mature.

That's true for most of the men there, except Luke P.   She has a good group.  Too bad she doesn't pay most of them any attention.  

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4 minutes ago, truthaboutluv said:

This show gets cheesier and cheesier. I swear... So now Mike is "casually" reading about the Loch Ness monster while Luke skulks around.

I loved that dramatic reading of The Elusive Monster: The Luke Ness Monster! That’s some Paradise-level content right there.

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9 minutes ago, talktoomuch said:

When Scottish Charlie said "Show the Lady you mean it." I had to rewatch because I truly thought he said "Show the Lady your penis."

The show wants us to think they all did show her their penises (peni?) except I know those guys were wearing undies. All the bare-ass comments were VOs. While the true Scot goes commando, all the Highland Games kilt-wearing guys wear bike shorts underneath.

Although knowing how crude this show can be, maybe they all really were bare assed.

Garret w/o his hair: 5 ft. 6. Garret with his hair: 6 ft. 2

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