Chris and Amy

[all4mom2]

It must be the "classy and elegant" bridal shower next week.  Don't tell me we have to wait till next season to see the wedding!

[DonnaMae]

5 minutes ago, all4mom2 said:

Don't tell me we have to wait till next season to see the wedding!

Yes, we will have to wait with baited breath to see the wedding of the year.

[chenoa333]

20 hours ago, DonnaMae said:

Yes, we will have to wait with baited breath to see the wedding of the year.

I'll have forgotten all about it by then. And I really don't care.

She's going to post tons of pics on Instagram unless TLC won't allow that for contractual reasons.

Edited August 5, 2021 by chenoa333

[ginger90]

Just now, chenoa333 said:

She's going to post tons of pics on Instagram unless TLC won't allow that for contractual reasons.

I don’t think TLC cares much at this point. Compared to other shows they have, they barely promote this one.

[stoppro]

23 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

I don’t think TLC cares much at this point. Compared to other shows they have, they barely promote this one.

I think this is one of the reasons I don't think there will be a marriage tlc doesn't care about this show.Just look at the stupid plot lines,bad parenting,no parenting,food poisoning,spinning,facefilled selfies,shithead grandfather,offspring that barley qualify as human,and they do nothing!24hrs a day!  just so im clear offspring is jeremy and zack

Edited August 4, 2021 by stoppro

[stoppro]

7 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

'found someone to say yes to' What kind of double talk is that? she hasn't said yes to anything he has put forth about the wedding.She is so full of crap.He can't be marrying in to that life.She wouldn't know truth if it bit her in the ass.He won't have any friends either.But how good are they if they let him marry this troll in the first place? his friends must hate him.That explains it.

[SongbirdHollow]

Watching the latest episode now.  The dress shopping and her asking Jackson were again, cringey. All of her plans are cringey, but then, BUT THEN she draws the line! I couldn’t believe it! No photo op! “We’re all old, we don’t need it.”

Almost like she doesn’t want anyone else to have their photo taken because It’s All About Amy!*
 

*well sometimes it’s about “Chris and I”, but only when grammatically incorrect!

[Whyyouneedaname]

19 hours ago, Teri313 said:

I really like that Tori will stand up to Amy. Like when Amy was trying to draw her in to her bitch session about how Chris is too involved in the wedding planning and that he should know that it's "about the bride," Tori didn't just yes her. She said, NO, it should be about the marriage and if he wants to be involved, he should be. Then Amy gets kind of embarrassed and does her, "OH, I KNOW THAAAT" while she's uncomfortably man-handling Murphy's huge head. I give her credit even if it's just speaking up on the confessional cam, because she knows Amy will see it eventually.

I wonder how hard Tori rolled her eyes when she saw Amy stole her #storyofzachandtori wedding hashtag 😁🤦‍♀️ 

[LucyEth]

1 hour ago, Whyyouneedaname said:

I wonder how hard Tori rolled her eyes when she saw Amy stole her #storyofzachandtori wedding hashtag 😁🤦‍♀️ 

Amy thinks she is cute and pees herself at the thought that she landed a rebound man and he is stupid enough to marry.  She definitely stole that hashtag!  After the wedding she will use the hashtag party of two.  Tori uses party of four.

[all4mom2]

But at least she invented the Cosmo.  Can't take that away from her!

[DonnaMae]

16 minutes ago, all4mom2 said:

But at least she invented the Cosmo.  Can't take that away from her!

No, that was Carrie Bradshaw in "Sex and the City."

[Jeanne222]

Tori and Zack seem almost distant with Amy and her foolishness  

Makes me wonder if they spend all their love on Matt holder of the keys to the farmhouse!!

I wonder if that’s all been settled?

[all4mom2]

They're BAAAAAAAAAAACK...

 

 

[LucyEth]

31 minutes ago, all4mom2 said:

They're BAAAAAAAAAAACK...

 

 

I saw this, someone wrote in the comments that Lisa was a shit stirrer, LOL!

[EllaWycliffe]

Call me crazy, but I think Amy pronounced Parmesan correctly there. ;)

[Joan of Argh]

3 hours ago, all4mom2 said:

They're BAAAAAAAAAAACK...

 

 

Lisa is such a horse face… she’s way too old for that platinum blonde mop on her head… she needs to cut that ridiculous hair and get a cut more suitable for her age.

Amys wedding party is gonna be a whole lot of BAD HAIR…  Amy and her bangs from hell and old horse face Lisa and her Mae West hair 

what a freak show 😖

[stoppro]

5 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

what a freak show 😖

No, freak shows have more class than this wedding will ever have.

[LucyEth]

7 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Amy and her bangs from hell and old horse face Lisa and her Mae West hair 

LOL!  Mae West is a perfect description.  Amy's bangs start so far back her head looks almond shaped, you see that a lot when someone is wearing a wig.  

[Irate Panda]

14 hours ago, all4mom2 said:

They're BAAAAAAAAAAACK...

 

 

I love when Amy has no idea what Chris is talking about in regards to these fly-filled coffee mugs, then proceeds to tell us about having tons of mugs that she often misplaces so she just goes and gets another one.  Is it really that far fetched to believe that she leaves them there long enough that they sometimes collect flies?  I think Amy gives a nugget into her hoarding tendencies when she’s going on about all the special memories all her coffee mugs have...some are from her home state, some are from her school, some are from local artists.  I think that is why she has such a hard time getting rid of stuff because she feels like everything is a memory.  I could see one or two having a special meaning but not all of them.  

Edited August 6, 2021 by Irate Panda

[all4mom2]

I love how Lisa starts out trying to make it seem as if it's all TLC's doing making Matt and Chris appear chummy.  Nice try, Lisa...  You can't fake that chemistry!!!

[LucyEth]

Grow up already!

[DonnaMae]

Is this at the farm?  I thought they planted petunias.  These are zinnias.

 

 

[Joan of Argh]

8 minutes ago, DonnaMae said:

Is this at the farm?  I thought they planted petunias.  These are zinnias.

 

 

Matt planted large areas with wild flowers

[Boston]

26 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Grow up already!

First of all.. UGH face.. and she IS acting like a teenager

[all4mom2]

I think he planted a large wildflower field, and the petunias were additional to decorate the buildings, signs, etc.  Amy sure is at the farm a lot for someone who was never ever going to have a reason to set foot on it again!  And I see she's back to "I'm" (as opposed to "we're") getting married...  Tori's lecture didn't take!

[LucyEth]

Well it's her man's first wedding!  It has to be spectacular, better than one of her children's weddings.  He has never had a child either, wonder if she will go for that one, maybe Angela from 90 day fiancé style.  She can tote it, she just needs the egg!🤣  

Edited August 6, 2021 by LucyEth

[Joan of Argh]

Matt also planted several half barrels with petunias to sit around the wedding barn area and they’re filling out nicely

[Joan of Argh]

5 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Well it's her man's first wedding!  It has to be spectacular, better than one of her children's weddings.  He has never had a child either, wonder if she will go for that one, maybe Angela from 90 day fiancé style.  She can tote it, she just needs the egg!🤣  

😂😂😂 that’s reality show gold!… Angela what a character!

I’m waiting for Amy to start toting everything but the kitchen sink in her cleavage!

 

[chenoa333]

39 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Grow up already!

She must be waiting until the last minute to go to a dermatologist or esthetician and moustache waxer.

[LucyEth]

Lisa has revealed her Mae West style hair and matron of honor dress

[chenoa333]

3 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

I’m waiting for Amy to start toting everything but the kitchen sink in her cleavage!

 

She can stuff her "biker bandana" in there, dental floss,  photos of HER wedding to MyMan.

Maybe she will surprise us with news that she has some of her eggs on ice?

 

Edited August 6, 2021 by chenoa333

[Joan of Argh]

6 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Maybe she will surprise us with news that she has some of her eggs on ice?

 

dinosaur eggs… maybe

as someone else said she flails her little arms around like a T-Rex 🦖

[chenoa333]

15 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Lisa has revealed her Mae West style hair and matron of honor dress

I don't know who looks worse: Lisa or Mr. Bean woman.

That hair Lisa has belongs on a 20 year old, sexy stripper. But her looks match her personality....ugly.

[Joan of Argh]

5 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

I don't know who looks worse: Lisa or Mr. Bean woman.

That hair Lisa has belongs on a 20 year old, sexy stripper. But her looks match her personality....ugly.

Mr Bean Woman!  😂

I agree Lisa’s personality sucks just like Amy… two bitter old prunes who think they look like teenagers.

[Teri313]

3 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

I don't know who looks worse: Lisa or Mr. Bean woman.

That hair Lisa has belongs on a 20 year old, sexy stripper. But her looks match her personality....ugly.

I wonder what the kids think when they see Lisa badmouthing their dad and trying to keep Amy worked up about him.

[chenoa333]

6 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

Mr Bean Woman!  😂

I agree Lisa’s personality sucks just like Amy… two bitter old prunes who think they look like teenagers.

If I knew how to do Photoshop I would take on THAT challenge! 😄

[ginger90]

 

 

5 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSSFCBqrTOv/

 

Amy is selling an autographed copy of her book for $32.95.
Meanwhile, it’s  available at Target , Walmart, and on Amazon for $18..

🤷🏼‍♀️

Edited August 7, 2021 by ginger90

[stoppro]

 

6 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

 

5 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSSFCBqrTOv/

 

Amy is selling an autographed copy of her book for $32.95.
Meanwhile, it’s  available at Target , Walmart, and on Amazon for $18..

🤷🏼‍♀️

Good for starting camp fires.

[all4mom2]

11 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

 

5 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSSFCBqrTOv/

 

Amy is selling an autographed copy of her book for $32.95.
Meanwhile, it’s  available at Target , Walmart, and on Amazon for $18..

🤷🏼‍♀️

I'll agree with her that the fudge is the most delicious item in her shop if the other options are earrings, a digital cookbook, and an autobiography.

[LucyEth]

Those flower earrings she is pushing look like they are for a little girl.  

[ginger90]

11 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Those flower earrings she is pushing look like they are for a little girl.  

Someone commented on her post , at first they thought the earrings were decorations for Amy’s wedding cake.

Edited August 7, 2021 by ginger90

[iwantcookies]

52 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Someone commented on her post , at first they thought the earrings were decorations for Amy’s wedding cake.

With Amy’s unhygienic cooking a pair of earrings might be found in her dish 🤣

[all4mom2]

Will she wear them on her wedding day?  That whole "wildflower" thing.

[ginger90]

 

Edited August 8, 2021 by ginger90

[ginger90]

[all4mom2]

Doesn't look like Amy's stone patio.  Is that Caryn's new deck?  😄

[LucyEth]

So the elegant classy shower was today.  Backyard event, that screams class and elegance!  

[Irate Panda]

4 hours ago, all4mom2 said:

I'll agree with her that the fudge is the most delicious item in her shop if the other options are earrings, a digital cookbook, and an autobiography.

That fudge on the right looks like pimento loaf 😂

[EllaWycliffe]

Whats unclassy about it? looks fairly understated. 

[LucyEth]

In Tori's picture looks like a Mr. Bean cutout behind Amy