OnceSane March 1, 2019 Share March 1, 2019 Quote Colton and the three remaining women embark on a journey to the Algarve region of Portugal. It's a trip full of major surprises, high anticipation and extreme anxiety. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/
dizzyd March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Yay, fence jump day! Let's go. The 🍷 is flowing 😊 3 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100323
Armchair Critic March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 This fence jump and the aftermath better be some good drama after this build up. The past few episodes I have had a weather warning on the bottom of my screen from my local station (Polar Vortex 2 over here) while watching this, then with the American Idol promo on the other side and also the ABC logo this is getting annoying. 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100356
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 First mention of "virgin": Three minutes in. I've always wanted to go to Portugal. I'd even spend a night in the FJ with Colt-ton if I could go on that trip. LOL, they showed where the Algarve is on a map. Ha ha ha! Guessing Colt-ton and the three b-ettes needed to see that map more than viewers. "Por-two-girl ... what's that?" So now he's all "ready" and excited about losing his virginity (*drink*) in the FJ. Please. Yeah, that fence jump better be major. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100400
talktoomuch March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 I can't wait for this season to be over just so I can stop hearing them butcher his name. Colton does NOT have a silent "t" nor a short "u" in it. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100411
JenE4 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Oh, now we know why he told every girl/family he’s falling in love—because if he’s “in love,” he’ll be ready to “make love.” Yuck. He’s going for some type of virginity loss hat trick, a trifecta of hoochiness. 5 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100414
Mabinogia March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 He's only "in love" with them because his "first time" has to be with someone he "loves" so.... What I'm wondering is if these gals are going to get a cash bonus if they bed him. Because after all this virgin talk, if he doesn't pop his man cherry it's going to be very disappointing. lol 2 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100450
Armchair Critic March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 The main reason I am still watching this show (besides this forum) is it's the only show my mom watches, she likes Tasia. 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100453
Mu Shu March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, JenE4 said: Oh, now we know why he told every girl/family he’s falling in love—because if he’s “in love,” he’ll be ready to “make love.” Yuck. He’s going for some type of virginity loss hat trick, a trifecta of hoochiness. If he says make love one more time I swear to god. Shit the fuck of snd jump the damn fence you poop face. 5 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100473
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 If a guy says he's falling in love with me, I don't want him laughing when he says it. (Colt-ton to Taysha) 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100478
Armchair Critic March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Just now, Mu Shu said: If he says make love one more time I swear to god. It is the opposite of sexy the way he talks about sex 14 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100486
heat March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 I missed the first 15 minutes, did I miss anything? Lol. Did they follow up that he needed to talk to Chris last week? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100492
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 This whole season has been about C. being a virgin *drink* and now all the talk is about him TALKING about losing his virginity *drink*. Now the WTA promo: "Are you still a virgin?" *drink* I'm really not sure how much more of this I can take. Bring on the travel porn and forget about C's dick problems. It's so junior high, and I haven't been 12 for a long time. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100500
Mabinogia March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, heat said: I missed the first 15 minutes, did I miss anything? Um, let's see, Colton is a virgin, Colton is going to the fantasy suite with three women he's "falling in love with" Colton might lose his virginity. He and Tayisha went in an aircraft. They are in a pretty place in Portugal. 4 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100503
Popular Post JenE4 March 5, 2019 Popular Post Share March 5, 2019 They keep saying “edge of the world.” Are they flat-earthers? That was some strange preview. Losing his virginity was so “electrifying” that they popped a fuse at the hotel? Is that what they were going for? I’m confused by the lack of train whistles and sounds of orangutans in heat, as per usual with this show. 3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: It is the opposite of sexy the way he talks about sex I think it made my hymen grow back. 30 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100505
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, heat said: I missed the first 15 minutes, did I miss anything? Lol. Did they follow up that he needed to talk to Chris last week? You missed learning that Colt-ton is a virgin. That's important, so make a note of that. He talked to CH again tonight but maybe it was the same talk that they ran again. C. just said he now knows what the FJ is for (grinning) and he's ready to lose his virginity. Because he's a virgin. Did you know that? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100528
Mu Shu March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: It is the opposite of sexy the way he talks about sex It Is so unsexy. He’s setting sexy way back. i do appreciate Tayshia’s enunciation. Edited March 5, 2019 by Mu Shu 2 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100530
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Did Taysha just flash a nip at Colt-ton? 1 minute ago, Mu Shu said: He’s setting sexy way back. That could be a new JT tune. Good one! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100542
Mabinogia March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, saber5055 said: Because he's a virgin. Did you know that? Wait! Who's a virgin? Colton? NO WAY!!!!!! But he's soooo smooth with the women. He's such a sexy stud. *bwahahahhaaaaa spits wine all over my keyboard* And Bachelor costs me yet another laptop. 5 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100555
Mu Shu March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 What is FJ? Fuck joint? 7 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100559
Mabinogia March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, saber5055 said: Did Taysha just flash a nip at Colt-ton? Dude, that was the most genuine moment of this season. It was the first time I saw any actual chemistry, beyond "ooh, pretty girl, will she be the one who makes me a man? I'm scared!" Just now, Mu Shu said: What is FJ? Fuck joint? Well, basically yeah. He is totally grinning like a 15 year old boy who knows he's about to get laid for the first time. 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100565
Mabinogia March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 He just prematurely popped his cork. Yep, that is exactly how it's going to go tonight Colton. 6 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100592
bosawks March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 When I think of sex I always think of short program ice dance music... 7 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100598
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Like I really needed him telling us how many different sex acts he's done. This season is such a big ugh. Although I guess it's cool if you're 12 (or younger). 1 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100605
Armchair Critic March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 I know we are modern women, blah blah blah... but I still wouldn't be happy seeing my daughter sitting on the bed waiting to deflower some doofus. 4 17 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100611
JenE4 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mabinogia said: He just prematurely popped his cork. Yep, that is exactly how it's going to go tonight Colton. You know some PA shook that bottle up right before filming just to get that shot. Never change, show. 6 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100624
dizzyd March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 (edited) Got to say, this episode has been quite entertaining so far. Nip slips, alcohol and you guys cracking me up, what more could I ask for? Well maybe a 🐝 strategically pollinating a flower. Edited March 5, 2019 by dizzyd 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100626
nutty1 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 I feel voyeuristic.....uck. And like watching a 15 year old boy. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100631
Mu Shu March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, bosawks said: When I think of sex I always think of short program ice dance music... Original dance. 3 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100637
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, JenE4 said: I’m confused by the lack of train whistles and sounds of orangutans in heat, as per usual with this show. Yeah, but you got the premature champagne cork pop, to quote @Mabinogia. So all is good in the film-editor's room. Which reminds me, last week on the first hometown C and the woman went on a carriage ride. And when she said something, the camera shifted to the rear end of the horse pulling the carriage. Looking back, this was the editor's way of telling us she was toast and going home. And she did. 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100646
Armchair Critic March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 (edited) OMG I am embarrassed for them in bed in the morning......awkward. OOPS they "didn't have the physical intimacy I wanted" said Tasia. Edited March 5, 2019 by Armchair Critic 1 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100649
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Oh oh, C says he enjoyed their "conversation" and T said she enjoyed their "private" time. It's all clues, people, clues! And no "physical intimacy" per T. Colt-ton lives to be a virgin *drink* another day! 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100653
Mu Shu March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 In other words, Tayshia had to settle for giving him a handjob. Fucking gross. 5 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100657
Armchair Critic March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 (edited) I can't believe I am asking this but.. so he is still a virgin? GAH! Somebody just mount him and get it over with. Edited March 5, 2019 by Armchair Critic 7 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100659
Mabinogia March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, saber5055 said: Yeah, but you got the premature champagne cork pop, to quote @Mabinogia. So all is good in the film-editor's room. Which reminds me, last week on the first hometown C and the woman went on a carriage ride. And when she said something, the camera shifted to the rear end of the horse pulling the carriage. Looking back, this was the editor's way of telling us she was toast and going home. And she did. The editors are the best thing about this show. That and hanging out online with you fine, hilarious folks. 1 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100662
nutty1 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Neither looks that happy right now. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100665
ECM1231 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 No sex for Tayshia. I wonder if the 2 who don't do the deed with Colton will realize they are not the one? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100666
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Oh no, bad mojo for Taysha ... she's "walking him out." That's the line right before the rejected one gets in the Limo of Shame for the ride to the airport. And C admits he's "thinking about the other two relationships." Bye Taysha. See ya in Paradise. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100670
JenE4 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Soooo... Colton’s still a virgin and Tayshia is disappointed and uncomfortable by what a bumbling doofus he is. I don’t think he’s going to “pop his cork” with any of them. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100681
Mabinogia March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said: I can't believe I am asking this but.. so he is still a virgin? GAH! I'm going to say yes. He probably got too excited about the prospect of losing it and spilled it too soon/missed the target/pre-launched. If he isn't anymore, I'm curious if T was really his first FSer. I'd have mixed feelings. On the one hand, at least you're not getting next day sex, on the other hand, whoever gets there first is not going to get a good performance. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100684
heat March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 I can’t see him going to the bone zone with any of the ladies. He’ll say he’s going to wait until he picks the final one...and then I can see the tell-all about how he doesn’t lose it then either. 🙄 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100700
Mabinogia March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Just now, heat said: I can’t see him going to the bone zone with any of the ladies. He’ll say he’s going to wait until he picks the final one Which really, given how important he has said being in love with the first one is, makes total sense. I mean, he isn't "in love" yet, he's only "falling in love" so far. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100708
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: but I still wouldn't be happy seeing my daughter sitting on the bed waiting to deflower some doofus. I'm not all that happy watching people I don't know waiting to deflower this doofus. 1 minute ago, heat said: I can’t see him going to the bone zone with any of the ladies. He’ll say he’s going to wait until he picks the final one.. That gets my vote too. 6 minutes ago, JenE4 said: You know some PA shook that bottle up right before filming just to get that shot. Never change, show. Exactly my thought too, that sneaky PA. 3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: I can't believe I am asking this but.. so he is still a virgin? GAH! Somebody just mount him and get it over with. I'll pass. But maybe there is a volunteer here somewhere ... 3 minutes ago, nutty1 said: Neither looks that happy right now. I just looked in the mirror and my face has the same expression. *ugh* "There's a possibility that at the end of the evening we will be in love." Okay guys, is that how it works with you? It takes me more than a couple hours for that to happen to me. 4 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100722
Armchair Critic March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 He actually does seem like a nice guy but he gives off such a kid brother vibe, he has no mojo. 18 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100746
saber5055 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Oh no, is the Arie-up-against-the-wall kiss now in every script for this show? 2 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100755
Mu Shu March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 I’m going to watch a juicy pimple popping video until the fence jump comes up. 1 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100763
ECM1231 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 Medusa reference. Cassie has a few brain cells in that pretty little head of hers! 1 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100764
Mabinogia March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said: He actually does seem like a nice guy but he gives off such a kid brother vibe, he has no mojo. Yes, he does seem very sweet but oh so inexperienced (no, I don't just mean sex, though that's been covered). This season really has been Bachelor: Junior Edition 4 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100769
Armchair Critic March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Mabinogia said: Yes, he does seem very sweet but oh so inexperienced (no, I don't just mean sex, though that's been covered) I would be very leery to settle down with him now, he has so much to experience yet and I would be afraid he would have an early mid life crisis and want to make up for lost time. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100796
Ripley68 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 I just don't get the vibe that Cassie is into him at all. He definitely is way into her, she seems to be biding time. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/91547-s23e09-week-9/#findComment-5100827
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