saber5055 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, dizzyd said: She's Miss Alabama Crimson Tide. She needs to go down! Thanks. That explains the "I have to be perfect" thing. Okay, someone needs to count all the times any word containing "virgin" is used. Surely someone is keeping a running total somewhere? 3 Link to comment
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Ah crap, I was hoping Hannah would be left to wander the desert for forty years. 14 Link to comment
Ms Blue Jay January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, saber5055 said: Okay, someone needs to count all the times any word containing "virgin" is used. Surely someone is keeping a running total somewhere? Please don't start drinking for the number of times that Hannah says "Birthday". 8 Link to comment
Popular Post JenE4 January 15, 2019 Popular Post Share January 15, 2019 Oh. My. God. I can’t handle how mind-numbing these first few hours of this season have been. Can we fast forward to the fence jump already?! Mu Shu, tell us more about your eggplant. Is it cool enough to eat yet? 27 Link to comment
GracieK January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, tennisgurl said: Christ, I heard less about virginity when I was in Catholic school! No shit! I think even Sister Mary Pat would tell Colton to give it a rest at this point. 11 Link to comment
ECM1231 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, Mu Shu said: Miss Carolina or miss Dakota, I think. Alabama. Miss NC Caelynn is her nemesis. 2 Link to comment
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 “I’m serving theshuttlecock”. Man this innuendo is even making a hobag like me feel squicky. 8 Link to comment
RedheadZombie January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 52 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said: Did these women really say "drownding in bitches"? Like with a D in the middle of drowning? I definitely heard that moron Catherine pronounce it that way. 3 Link to comment
Armchair Critic January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 I assume they picked pageant girls for him because they are less sexually experienced (or will act like they are) 1 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 This episode is just making me want to watch Parks and Rec. 9 Link to comment
Popular Post SallyAlbright January 15, 2019 Popular Post Share January 15, 2019 I cannot believe how many of these 23-year-olds have massive fake lips. It's so distracting and doesn't make a single one of them look better. Society is scary. 34 Link to comment
JenE4 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Virginity. First kisses. Summer camp. This is like 7th grade. Red rover, red rover, send everyone home and re-cast the season! 19 Link to comment
Popular Post tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Popular Post Share January 15, 2019 Colton runs off with Billy, and it becomes the greatest moment of television, ever. 32 Link to comment
saber5055 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 OMG, Colton just got called "the first gay bachelor!" 12 Link to comment
Gem 10 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Does Hanna’s face hurt? She is constantly smiling. Maybe because it’s her Birthday? 6 Link to comment
Ms Blue Jay January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, tennisgurl said: Colton runs off with Billy, and it becomes the greatest moment of television, ever. Billy is so handsome and funny. He's a dreamboat! 3 Link to comment
JenE4 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 “I wanted a guest spot on ‘The Goldbergs’ and I got this.” Haha! 17 Link to comment
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 (edited) I’m sick of all the virgin talk. Already. I’m ready to jump a fence like a big gazelle. colton just gives me little brother vibes. and my mouth got burned because I have no self control . I love eggplant 🍆. Edited January 15, 2019 by Mu Shu 10 Link to comment
saber5055 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Red team gets to stay and sleep out under the stars, outside! Yellow team has to return to a mansion for the night. Okay, so WHICH team is the real winner? 2 minutes ago, JenE4 said: “I wanted a guest spot on ‘The Goldbergs’ and I got this.” Haha! LOL, a commercial for "The Goldbergs" just played. 12 Link to comment
Armchair Critic January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Mu Shu said: colton just gives me little brother vibes I've been dragging him on here but actually he doesn't come off like a jerk like some of the past Bachelors, probably is a nice guy. But he just has no sex appeal, you are right that he gives off little brother vibes. 17 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Eichner speaks for all of us! "I wanted a guest spot on The Goldbergs, and instead I got this!" 2 Link to comment
ECM1231 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, tennisgurl said: Colton runs off with Billy, and it becomes the greatest moment of television, ever. I'd have been more inclined last week to believe this but tonight for the 1st time Colton said his virginity was b/c of his religious upbringing. He had never actually said that before. He was raised to wait until marriage but now he told Hannah he will wait until he falls in love. 4 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said: I've been dragging him on here but actually he doesn't come off like a jerk like some of the past Bachelors, probably is a nice guy. But he just has no sex appeal, you are right that he gives off little brother vibes. Colton seems like a nice dude who I would hang out with in high school and we would make paper airplanes and throw them at each other and he would notice when I got a haircut, but I had less than zero romantic interest in. 16 Link to comment
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 If you painted Catherine blue, she could be in avatar. 7 Link to comment
RedheadZombie January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 50 minutes ago, nutty1 said: Elyse is a breath of fresh air, with her red hair that isn’t straight and parted in the middle. Demi’s laugh....OMG!! You'd think that horrendous braying would be an automatic deal breaker. I have a feeling she'll be talking about her platinum vagine any time now. 21 Link to comment
Sepalma23 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 The Tracy chick on the group date resembles Lady Gaga 3 Link to comment
Armchair Critic January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Her first kiss on television, no pressure there for Colton 4 Link to comment
saber5055 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, ECM1231 said: but tonight for the 1st time Colton said his virginity was b/c of his religious upbringing. This show avoids religion and politics at all costs. Some contestants we've liked in the past might have been sent home based on those differences, we just never get to hear about it. 2 Link to comment
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Sepalma23 said: The Tracy chick on the group date resembles Lady Gaga God, I thought she looked fresh and natural. No, my eyes are bad. She’s pretty botoxed up. Link to comment
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 So...is Catherine's dog ok? Is Chris taking good care of him? 9 Link to comment
JenE4 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Wait a minute. These two pagent girls look exactly alike with their little pug noses. How am I supposed to keep track of which one the “bad” one is? Both? 10 Link to comment
Armchair Critic January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, JenE4 said: Oh. My. God. I can’t handle how mind-numbing these first few hours of this season have been. Can we fast forward to the fence jump already?! I've been entertaining myself by reading comments on the story about Trump feeding fast food to the visiting football players. Regardless of your political affiliation it is some funny stuff. 10 Link to comment
scenicbyway January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Colton is a virgin!! Ugh Now one of the beautiful girls has never been kissed?! Give me a break. He’s a virgin by choice not accident. Are any of these women smart? Is Colton? 3 Link to comment
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, tennisgurl said: So...is Catherine's dog ok? Is Chris taking good care of him? Probably not even her dog. i think Colton would be fun to play board games and get pizza with. Was the super bowl yesterday? Edited January 15, 2019 by Mu Shu 3 Link to comment
RedheadZombie January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 I really like Elyse, but her voice is giving me Sam from Big Brother flashbacks. 1 Link to comment
saber5055 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: I've been entertaining myself by reading comments on the story about Trump feeding fast food to the visiting football players. Regardless of your political affiliation it is some funny stuff. Heading out to google that story. I could use some entertainment since TB isn't doing it for me. 1 Link to comment
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Ooh, Demi is firing shots at Ye Olde Hags. Bunch of spinsters! 5 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 I know that Colton must be cool with all of this, but it must suck that the only semi interesting thing the show can say about him is "he hasn't stuck his dick into anyone". 12 Link to comment
dizzyd January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Oh for fucks sakes, I feel like I'm watching Big Brother now! 2 Link to comment
JenE4 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Someone’s been a parent long enough to have a 23 year old AND a 2-year-old? Dear lord, I thought my 12-year difference between my oldest and youngest was a mistake to be a mom for 30 years, can you imagine having a “nestful” parenting for 40 years?!? I love my kids, but oh, hell no! 9 Link to comment
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, tennisgurl said: I know that Colton must be cool with all of this, but it must suck that the only semi interesting thing the show can say about him is "he hasn't stuck his dick into anyone". He’s surprisingly graceful for a big guy. So there’s that. And he would probably change your tire.. .and do an airport drop off and pick up. I’m trying. 19 Link to comment
Ms Blue Jay January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 38 minutes ago, JenE4 said: Oh. My. God. I can’t handle how mind-numbing these first few hours of this season have been. Can we fast forward to the fence jump already?! 14 Link to comment
ECM1231 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Meowwww said: OMG he is sooooooooooo boring. Really, truly. And exudes a big fat 0 sex appeal imho. Gonna be a lonnnggg season! 9 Link to comment
Meowwww January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, ECM1231 said: Really, truly. And exudes a big fat 0 sex appeal imho. Gonna be a lonnnggg season! Like a grinning cherub of a not-so-bright younger brother. 6 Link to comment
saber5055 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 If his eyelashes keep falling out at this rate, they'll be gone by season's end. I have absolutely no interest in anyone in this season so far, including Colton. That's a first for me. 11 Link to comment
Armchair Critic January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 LOL that girl is ready to straddle him and Colton is burying his face in the pillow 4 Link to comment
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Colton needs a grown up. Demi is next level crazy eyes. Cougar attacks? Lady, they are like 30 years old! This dude is gonna run out of eyelashes. 9 Link to comment
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