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Life in Leah's neck of the woods sounds extremely interesting, in a Peyton Place sort of way.

 

Dear gawd, even typing Peyton Place makes me feel as old as the hills in which Leah apparently resides.

 

Anyone here see American Hollow, a documentary by Rory Kennedy?

 

I could totally see Leah and her family being interchangeable with the family portrayed in that documentary.  

I haven't seen American Hollow since it aired back in '99. but Leah and Jeremy could totally be Clint and Shirley.

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Stusan
Stusan

I'm rooting for Leah and Germy to get back together so this thread can be titled,  Leah Messer Simms Messer Calvert Messer Calvert. 

MargeGunderson
MargeGunderson

Oh, I’m going to continue to judge. You got knocked up by accident on vacation by someone you barely knew. Don’t pretend it was some sort of trashy version of Eat Pray Love.

ghoulina
ghoulina

That has got to be the weirdest, tackiest thing I've ever seen.  "Hey, guys, while you munch on tea sandwiches, let me jump up on this bed and share the insides of my uterus with everyone."

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Mkay

Mkay

Leah totally faked those texts. 

 

Or do they BOTH just have an awful command of the English language?

Someone mentioned in comments and I never caught it until then. In Jeremy's reply to Leah's text message he calls her Leah Dawn.  In ALL the episodes of TM2, reunions, interviews, everything, Not once has he called her Leah Dawn.  But who does use first and middle name when griping, texting, trying to prove a point? Leah.   "Jeremy Lynn"   "Corey Tyler"   Jeremy didn't write that response to her, Leah wrote it.

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LexiconDevilOne

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Anyone here see American Hollow, a documentary by Rory Kennedy?

 

I could totally see Leah and her family being interchangeable with the family portrayed in that documentary.  

I saw it on YouTube, a couple of years ago. It was interesting to see how people live in other parts of the United States, as oppose to the big city, Los Angeles, I live in. The scenery was so beautiful.

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FairyDusted

FairyDusted

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I knew it couldn't be above board with that traveling salon. The State Board are a BITCH! Just ask Chelsea. I'm willing to be the basic licensing wasn't in order let alone the business part of it. No suprise here! 

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cheatincheetos

cheatincheetos

Anyone here see American Hollow, a documentary by Rory Kennedy?

 

I could totally see Leah and her family being interchangeable with the family portrayed in that documentary.  

Watching Grandma Iree hoeing rows for lettuce and prepping string beans, I could just imagine Leah being completely befuddled by these strange, alien plants. What are vegetables? No, thank you, do you maybe have a Cheetos bush out back, or a Sour Patch tree?

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cheatincheetos

cheatincheetos

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I knew it couldn't be above board with that traveling salon. The State Board are a BITCH! Just ask Chelsea. I'm willing to be the basic licensing wasn't in order let alone the business part of it. No suprise here! 

hilarious comment from TMJ: 

AMBERS_FAKE_LASHES

"...I’m sure nothing will happen except her store will get shut down and she will have to bath these ladies in her basement before their weddin’ at the mudpit."

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from BeGlossy's (now going by 'Gloss'--??) FB:

 

Gloss

13 hrs ·

We will protect our reputation and ourselves. This is a future career we believe in. Thank you for the support. Success doesn't come without set backs and haters. We aren't afraid of either ♡

    Brooke Parkhurst    Honestly its more about breaking the law then having haters. I'm not hating but I am also licensed and don't think its right what you are doing. Makeup is one thing but please don't be advertising hair services when you know it could jeopardize you from even getting a license. State board is not the people to mess with...

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Calvin Gibson

August 19, 2014 ·

and if she don't like that I got a d--k she can suck

 

    2 people like this.

    Dawn Spears Omg

    August 19, 2014 at 10:09am · 1

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GreatKazu

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Is that traveling salon of Leah's, anything like those former traveling freak shows? No offense to those who were once deemed freaks, honestly. Leah and company are surely the true freaks.

Mama Dawn is like the bearded lady, except Mama Dawn is ugly as hell. She scares the public by wearing a bathing suit and posing with her 'sexy face'.

Leah...well, she is herself, looking exactly like she does in my avatar.

Jeremy is hard to spot since he wears nothing but camoflauge. Except he is naked from the waist down because Cory never returned his camo shirts. His sideshow name is Camo Jane...half camo, half woman.

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HeySandyStrange

HeySandyStrange

Is that traveling salon of Leah's, anything like those former traveling freak shows? No offense to those who were once deemed freaks, honestly. Leah and company are surely the true freaks.

 

 

Speaking of Leah and freakiness...I had a dream last night in which I saw Leah in the flesh and in passing. She looked horrible, her skin was terrible and old looking, and her teeth were yellow and cracked. She looked like your typical Rocky Mountain Meth head. Which, with all the rumors swirling, isn't far off.

 

Anyway, I was wondering how long Leah and Co. rogue beauty salon was going to go undiscovered by the authorities. You'd think they'd know that they had to be licensed before they could run a legit business. 

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cheatincheetos

cheatincheetos

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Anyway, I was wondering how long Leah and Co. rogue beauty salon was going to go undiscovered by the authorities. You'd think they'd know that they had to be licensed before they could run a legit business. 

She probably thought that a driver's license counts.

And we've seen how she drives.

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Jeremy apparently bemused by the teen mom sites' attempts on slow days  to write breaking news around every little tweet.

 

Jeremy Calvert @Calvert505  · 

"Shit" wonder what I mean by that word! let's c how fast a article can b wrote about this :)
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Hamilton, OH
Jeremy Calvert retweeted
Thomasina Cole @Thomasinacole98 

@Calvert505 Wow who knew that a one word tweet could set off the biggest Shitstorm in the history of Shitville

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cheatincheetos

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Jeremy posted to twitter again the other night.  I thought it would be here by now.  

 

Jeremy Calvert @Calvert505  ·  Feb 9

Whiskey kinda night

Jeremy Calvert @Calvert505  ·  Feb 9

Not a surprise at all

Jeremy Calvert @Calvert505  ·  Feb 9

Boy ol boy what a wonderful life

 

 

Because someone totally held a shotgun to Jermy and forced him to pick this woman for his wife, right Jer? Guess they didn't attend the premiere of Shades of Grey together.

It could be that he's stressed over the state of the energy industry and his job security. The actual commodities may be close to bottom now but the companies are still working their way through layoffs and the banks are still deciding which ones are too risky for further loans.

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Mkay

Mkay

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http://thestir.cafemom.com/tv/182696/leah_calvert_friends_forced_to

 

Leah Calvert & Friends Forced to Give Up 'Illegal' Salon Business

 

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2015/02/leah-messer-salon-scandal-gloss-website-taken-down/?utm_source=skimlinks.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=skimlinks.com

 

http://www.inquisitr.com/1840000/leah-messer-calvert-is-blessed-despite-alleged-salon-investigation/

 

 

Wow, that was fast!

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cheatincheetos

cheatincheetos

Is Leah secretly relieved that she doesn't have to follow through with the latest pantomime of trying to find work? Or was it all a ploy to get sympathy when she inevitably got shut down for not following the rules expected of everyone else?

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LexiconDevilOne

LexiconDevilOne

Supposedly, she's taking a break from Cosmemtology school...I don't know why? It's not like she's doing much with her life, except cheating on her husband/using drugs/sleezing around. Guess those things take up much of her day, so she doesn't have time for anything else. Like feeding her kids real food, dressing them, brushing their hair or cleaning the house...

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HeySandyStrange

HeySandyStrange

Girl needs a reality check.



 

That will come when TM2 is no longer around. She (and the other TM girls) have been getting huge paychecks and fame since they were teenagers solely because they got knocked up in high school. No wonder Leah and most of the rest of them are so delusional about the real world.  And you just know Leah hasn't saved a dime for rainy day, hell last I heard she owes money.

 

That's one of the big things that pisses me off about the Teen Mom franchise in general, and Leah in particular: had I gotten those MTV paychecks at that age, I would have been in and out of college by now, kid or not. But most of them can't be bothered with that, no siree. Leah not even having the energy and fortitiude to finish beauty school is pretty sad, imho.

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FairyDusted

FairyDusted

Haters closed her down?! Oh no Leah Darling. You were ALL dumbasses for trying to open and advertise for a business you are not licensed for! How about you sell some of that MK makeup that you aren't any good at? At least she'd  be legal. You're killing me Leah. She really is that dumb. SMDH  

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NikSac

NikSac

I must say I'm kind of fascinated by how many of these girls get busted for breaking cosmetology licensing laws. I'm in California and they can barely find enough people to staff the various enforcement agencies for child abuse/neglect, alcohol, tobacco, firearms, etc.... it blows my mind to think that these other states have a ton of people on staff to go after violations of haircuts and makeup. I suppose it's a good thing that they can afford to employ these haters. 

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GreatKazu

GreatKazu

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Ya think? I am sure someone who is out to get Leah or one of those girls working with Leah, decided to make a phone call to report them. . Maybe that girl who Jeremy was texting, or maybe a viewer who loathes Leah. No matter, they failed to run a proper business and now they are blaming others. Typical of Leah.

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GreatKazu

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I would never be a client of someone who has not been established for quite some time as a business. I also check for licenses and permits.

How could this traveling freak salon even get clients? I imagine the only people they got as clients, were friends.

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evilmindatwork

evilmindatwork

I don't check for licenses or permits but I have never been an early adopter. I usually wait for a place to take off before patronizing it.  I also go by word of mouth etc. The exception would be if a friend or someone I know well is trying to start a business--  I wonder who called the board on her. I am certain it's someone she knows or maybe she did shoddy work and a customer complained.

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NikSac

NikSac

She had so many eyes on her from being on the show, too. I can see someone - dare I say it? - being a "hater" and complaining. I find it so weird that both she and Chelsea were turned in for licensing violations.

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lovesnark

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Oh, I'd bet on that. Leah avoids work like the plague. I bet she's the type to just buy new dishes and/or clothing, to avoid washing what she's got. 

I can totally see her doing that!  Gotta go buy new clothes for the girlses when the old ones get dirty. Wouldn't want to have to use that high dollar washing machine and dryer too often.

 

True story. Way back in the 80's my best friend was pregnant with twins and on bed rest for the last 4 months of her pregnancy. She stayed at her mom's during this time because  her home was on an island and the doc didn't want her to have to depend on a ferry in case she needed to get to the hospital right away. She asked me if I would clean her house on the island every couple weeks because she knew her husband wouldn't lift a finger. Every time I got there to clean, there were new dishes, silverware, socks and underwear. The lazyass husband couldn't be bothered to wash his dirty dishes or nasty underwear, so he went and bought new stuff. And, left all the boxes and other packaging laying on the floor for me to clean up when I came to clean up his nasty mess. I cheered when she divorced him :)

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LexiconDevilOne

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I can totally see her doing that!  Gotta go buy new clothes for the girlses when the old ones get dirty. Wouldn't want to have to use that high dollar washing machine and dryer too often.

 

True story. Way back in the 80's my best friend was pregnant with twins and on bed rest for the last 4 months of her pregnancy. She stayed at her mom's during this time because  her home was on an island and the doc didn't want her to have to depend on a ferry in case she needed to get to the hospital right away. She asked me if I would clean her house on the island every couple weeks because she knew her husband wouldn't lift a finger. Every time I got there to clean, there were new dishes, silverware, socks and underwear. The lazyass husband couldn't be bothered to wash his dirty dishes or nasty underwear, so he went and bought new stuff. And, left all the boxes and other packaging laying on the floor for me to clean up when I came to clean up his nasty mess. I cheered when she divorced him :)

THEY took advantage of you. Your 'friend' was just as bad as her husband in this story. I would have been pissed at BOTH of them.

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lovesnark

lovesnark

THEY took advantage of you. Your 'friend' was just as bad as her husband in this story. I would have been pissed at BOTH of them.

We've been friends for 51 years and I was paid handsomely to do it.  If he wanted to shell out lots of money because he was a lazy slob, I was happy to take it and I knew she wouldn't come home to a pigsty with newborn babies.

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cheatincheetos

cheatincheetos

Apparently some sicko was posting on boards about how 'hot' Aleeah was whenever Leah posted a pic of her. There was discussion on TMJ about how most parents might take unclothed pics of their own kids and that's fine-- but should be private family pictures. Leah doesn't know the meaning or value of privacy.  Wasn't she running around half naked in the bacon slap episode too?

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