S05.E07: Week 4: Part 2

[OnceSane]

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A guy is hurt when his girlfriend kisses another man; four men battle over one bachelorette; a new arrival shakes things up.

Airs August 28, 2018.

[Armchair Critic]

Watching the opening credits I see Kamil and Angela... do they even show them?

I am waiting for the Joe/Leo fight, we have severe weather warnings I hope I don't either lose my tv or they interrupt the episode.

So now Kendall is going to "invest her heart" with Joe? Paradise is a fickle place....

[CindyBee]

Wait, now Kendall wants to be with Joe after all.   Damn, this is jr high all over again!

[Stan39]

Jordan and Jenna would have the dumbest babies. 

[CindyBee]

Jenna drunk crying was soooooo me during my college years every freakin Friday night

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Stan39 said:

Jordan and Jenna would have the dumbest babies. 

I can see them giving birth to another Paris Hilton

[saber5055]

It's all weather all the time here on my tv so I'm counting on you guys to keep me posted on what's going on. I was looking forward to the Leo/Joe smack down. Or which ever guys were suppose to duke it out tonight. (Short-term memory loss here, at least as far as this show is concerned.)

[Mu Shu]

Jenna is an infant.  

Kendall, right back to sucking face with Joe.  Fuck right off.

[CindyBee]

2 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

It's all weather all the time here on my tv so I'm counting on you guys to keep me posted on what's going on. I was looking forward to the Leo/Joe smack down. Or which ever guys were suppose to duke it out tonight. (Short-term memory loss here, at least as far as this show is concerned.)

The fight is suppose to be Joe and Leo.   So far its been all Jordan vs Benoit after a brief opening of Kendall deciding that heart belonged to Joe after all. Whatever

Edited August 29, 2018 by CindyBee

[tennisgurl]

Of course now that Mr. Fabio Hair has shown himself to be a pile of garbage, Kendall heads back to Joe. I mean, I am at least glad she didnt stick with Leo, but its so obvious that she went back to Joe just because her new shiny thing didnt pan out. Its practically Jordan telling Annalise that she can be his second choice. 

[adhoc]

CindyBee - I was just coming over here during the commercial break to say  "....and we're back in high school".

And after such a decent episode yesterday.

[Armchair Critic]

The meeting of the minds...Jordan has an empty briefcase full of passion and Benoit better keep his French fingers out of it. Colton's would be a Louis Vuitton travel duffel. 

[Mu Shu]

AH crap, we broke to the damn Florida primaries!

[Stan39]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

The meeting of the minds...Jordan has an empty briefcase full of passion and Benoit better keep his French fingers out of it. Colton's would be a Louis Vuitton travel duffel. 

I love how Jordan is upset with Benoit for doing the exact same thing he did. Jordan also kept pursuing Jenna only because he wanted her. And I bet he made her feel 10x worse with his tirade than Benoit’s convo. 

[CindyBee]

Wait Annaleis and 60/40 guy are "solid" after 1 date.    She does indeed work fast

[Armchair Critic]

Benoit has never met a crazy blonde he doesn't fall for....

[saber5055]

Just now, Mu Shu said:

AH crap, we broke to the damn Florida primaries!

My sympathies. We're still tracking tornadoes here. Weather even preempted the final Wheel of Fortune spin, so you know it's serious. Although then it was just "IT'S GOING TO RAIN!"

I don't foresee BIP coming on my teevee at all tonight. *sigh* And when the pleasures in my life are so few ...

Meanwhile, my comments w/o seeing this ep: I *heart* Benoit. And: If anyone wants 60/40, they deserve him.

[Armchair Critic]

Finally Angela and Eric get some screen time

[CindyBee]

So Benoit is over Jenna and now on to Chelsea.   That was pretty predictable as she's got the only rose up for grabs

Awwww, Eric and Angela are cute heading out on their date.  

[tennisgurl]

Awwww Angela and Eric get to have some screen time, AND Astrid and Kevin have a cute date! 

[Stan39]

Does this show have a studio show after where they bring people back? Does Leo even get invited to try and defend himself or do they severe ties with him once this filming is up?

 

edit: I don’t want him back or think he should be invited back. Just curious what ABC does. They’ve been tone-deaf before. 

Edited August 29, 2018 by Stan39

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Stan39 said:

Does this show have a studio show after where they bring people back? Does Leo even get invited to try and defend himself or do they severe ties with him once this filming is up?

They used to have "After Paradise" but dropped that this year.

[CindyBee]

And now more awwww, with Kevin and Astrid once again being solid and on their fake date.  

[saber5055]

Just now, tennisgurl said:

Awwww Angela and Eric get to have some screen time, AND Astrid and Kevin have a cute date! 

Details, please! Both of those guys I like. Especially Kevin after last night.

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, Stan39 said:

Does this show have a studio show after where they bring people back? Does Leo even get invited to try and defend himself or do they severe ties with him once this filming is up?

Actually a reunion is being taped tonight to be shown on 9/11.  Not sure if Leo will be allowed on as all his legal problems broke after filming of Paradise ended

[tennisgurl]

3 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Although then it was just "IT'S GOING TO RAIN!"

Heh, dont you love that? "we interrupt this broadcast to tell you theres a 30% chance its already raining!"

[adhoc]

 So I'm confused. Kendall "went with her heart" and ditched Joe for Leo. But, did she just say she was back with Joe because she has to follow her heart?  I think I must have misunderstood.

Also: Does this entire show film over 3 weeks? Just wanting a reality check here.

Edited August 29, 2018 by adhoc

[CindyBee]

Just now, adhoc said:

 So I'm confused. Kendall went with her heart and ditched Joe for Leo. But, did she just say she was back with Joe because she has to follow her heart?  I think I must have misunderstood.

Also: Does this entire show film over 3 weeks? Just wanting a reality check here.

 

Yes Kendall's heart has flipped back and she's with Joe now.

And I think the filming this time around was more like 16-17 days, less than 3 weeks

3 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Details, please! Both of those guys I like. Especially Kevin after last night.

Kevin was upset they didn't get the date card so he made a fake date with help from the producers where they laid on a beach bed and watched a fake TV.

Now Angela and Eric are a very fancy hotel having dinner

[dizzyd]

Omg, Erik and Angela get a fantasy suite!

And there's Cheese!?

Edited August 29, 2018 by dizzyd

[Mu Shu]

I won’t lie.  My dream is to have a gold plated toilet.

[tennisgurl]

4 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Details, please! Both of those guys I like. Especially Kevin after last night.

Kevin set up a little campsite thing on the beach, and made a "TV" out of sticks so they could watch the sunrise on the beach. It was low key and very cute. Eric and Angela are at at a fancy hotel room with robes and champagne and pretty stuff. Oh wait, they're getting a giant ice cream Sunday! They're adorable. 

[tennisgurl]

This date actually looks awesome. 

[leighdear]

Angela was wearing a bikini with what looked like little dinosaurs on it when she & Eric left for their date.  Was I the only one to see it?  Looked totally adorable.  

Edited August 29, 2018 by leighdear

[dizzyd]

I think this is the best date they've had on Paradise!

[CindyBee]

This is good to see nice people get some airtime.  

And now we are back to Goose and Krystal.   I guess all good things have to come to end

[Armchair Critic]

6 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

My dream is to have a gold plated toilet.

My dream is that dessert they got, which is wasted on them because they will only take a few bites.

[leighdear]

They also get cheese......Lots and lots of cheese....hopefully neither one is lactose intolerant! *LOL*

[saber5055]

Wow, I don't even know who Angela is. Thanks for the info on the Kevin date. Sounds sweet, even if it was probably all some PA's idea. I pictured the TV being a cardboard picture like on the front of a Motorola box. But the sticks framing the sunset was romantic.

The FS date, I'd take that for sure. Air conditioning? Yes please.

[Mu Shu]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

My dream is that dessert they got, which is wasted on them because they will only take a few bites.

I was pissed off about the waste.

[CindyBee]

There is no way I would remotely make out with Chris sweating all over the place.   but obviously Krystal has different standards of TV time

[Ohwell]

16 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

I won’t lie.  My dream is to have a gold plated toilet.

And I would take it apart and sell it.   

[CindyBee]

Venmo John attempting to romance Kendall is just cringe worthy

[Armchair Critic]

I don't want to lose Joe but I will go and kiss another guy... *eyeroll*

Joe please move on, Kendall is a FLAKE.

[Mu Shu]

I’d like to punch that stupid Kendall and steal her earrings.

[CindyBee]

Kendall is a freakin mess.  If I was Joe, I would walk away

[nutty1]

I’m really confused because I thought Venmo John also left last night. 

[Armchair Critic]

"I hope guys stop kissing my girlfriend". Joe you are too nice, dump her.

[Ohwell]

Kendall has bloodshot eyes.  Joe is gorgeous, and he's nice.  He can do better, much better.

[CindyBee]

Just now, Ohwell said:

Kendall has bloodshot eyes.  Joe is gorgeous, and he's nice.  He can do better, much better.

This so much.  I know he's in a bubble 

[Stan39]

I dated a girl like Kendall once. Run Joe, run. She’s going to cheat on you and feel bad about it, seek you out to console HER, say she wants you, then just do again. She’ll treat you like trash because she knows you’ll take her back and forgive her. Just let her go.