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[Pepper Mostly]

Well. Turns out that Larissa could take a leaf from Fernanda's gold digger handbook. 

[Armchair Critic]

Excuse me for not crying for Jon that the teenager from a foreign country that he bought boobies for didn't turn out to be wife material.

[endure]

8 minutes ago, iwasish said:

I wonder if David could get any kind of security clearance to go overseas, he does have a record.

He was living in Thailand

[greekmom]

Jon you want to play you gotta pay.

[usernameG]

Molly looks terrible.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

7 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

He doesn’t  seem too happy lately.  Now that she’s pressuring him to ask Daddy for a job, he’s really going to have to swallow his pride and take it or get his ass in gear and find one on his own. 

Maybe he’ll find a job if he wears pants for the interview.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, iwasish said:

He doesn’t  seem too happy lately.  Now that she’s pressuring him to ask Daddy for a job, he’s really going to have to swallow his pride and take it or get his ass in gear and find one on his own. 

I have to admit I am so surprised by his turnaround re work. I though he’d be the guy who would work double shifts at Walmart to maintain his manly pride. Evidently not

[jacksgirl]

I miss the incompetent and fashion-impaired lawyers. The last few have been normal and helpful. WTF, TLC ?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, usernameG said:

Molly looks terrible.

And so whiney 

[endure]

2 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Is this a reality tv thing? Or is “quit my job” code for “got fired because the filming schedule/ unwanted attention interfering with my job?”

Seems  like none of these reality people work, doesn't matter what show they're on, guess they think they're TV stars!

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? She has no Febreze at home? 

Maybe Luis is right and Molly's home is possessed and the spray is to feed her demons.

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How can these people be so stupid and not read the small print or get a lawyer to explain the marriage visa process? /rhetorical question

Because they’re in love lust. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I recently realized that I remember Molly from another TLC show called Double D’s (I think). Molly was unwatchable but I love her friend/business partner lady. She reminds me of a British actress who was in Mr. Selfridge.

[iwasish]

Molly’s brother has Norwegian Wood. 

[Armchair Critic]

Molly's brother is the poor man's Billy Ray Cyrus

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, endure said:

Seems  like none of these reality people work, doesn't matter what show they're on, guess they think they're TV stars!

I don’t know how this works with a show geared towards marriage (heh), but back in my day, former Real World “stars” would hit the university tour circuit, or show up in nightclubs all snooty, saying to people, “don’t you know who I am?”

[Auntie Anxiety]

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Because they’re in love lust. 

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

[jaybird2]

love anne!  she hysterical!

[iwasish]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe he’ll find a job if he wears pants for the interview.

And shoes... and  brings his own water. 

Edited May 27, 2019 by iwasish

[VioletNevermind]

Aww, good for Molly’s brother.  Easily the most genuine, true-blue guy on this show.  As for Molly, maybe try an adult man next time?  Just a thought.  

Edited May 27, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Molly's brother is the poor man's Billy Ray Cyrus

Yeah, but his accent is very sexy

[Pepper Mostly]

Molly's a wannabe reality star. She wants to be on Real Housewives or something. At the very least, I bet she thinks that if Mama June can have her own show, why can't she? 

Edited May 27, 2019 by Pepper Mostly

[usernameG]

Molly's nails terrify me. 

[Chickabiddy]

I give. Molly’s Georgia bubba one winter in Norway before he moves his cracker ass back down south. 

[jacksgirl]

Molly doesnt look great, but she gets an  A+ for her foundation garments. The girls are high in that ridiculous outfit.  Good advertising for her business.

[greekmom]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Aww, good for Molly’s brother.  Easily the most genuine, true-blue guy on this show.  

I'm sure Molly's brother didn't find some random hookup to marry that's half his age.

[brillia79]

Save it, Molly! You purchased some young thing to service you sexually, clean your house and watch your youngest child. You weren’t interested in an equitable partnership and it blew up in your face.

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

Molly's nails terrify me. 

The first thing I think when I see people with talons like that is, “How do you function?  How do you work?  How do you bathe?  How do you take care of your kids?”  It goes on from there. 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Molly's a wannabe reality star. She wants to be on Real Housewives or something. At the very least, I bet she thinks that if Mama June can have her own show, why can't she? 

As rough as she is looking she's going to turn into Mama June if she's not careful 😂

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

The first thing I think when I see people with talons like that is, “How do you function?  How do you work?  How do you bathe?  How do you take care of your kids?”  It goes on from there. 

I also figure they don't wear contact lenses

[usernameG]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

The first thing I think when I see people with talons like that is, “How do you function?  How do you work?  How do you bathe?  How do you take care of your kids?”  It goes on from there. 

I thought she was about to poke herself in the eye.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

The first thing I think when I see people with talons like that is, “How do you function?  How do you work?  How do you bathe?  How do you take care of your kids?”  It goes on from there. 

All the Teen Moms = poop nails!  You can’t change diapers with those!

[greekmom]

A limo in a trailer park. That's different

[Armchair Critic]

Red carpet from the trailer 😟 Poor girl

[Chickabiddy]

Larry’s mom seems like a real peach!

i think that ridiculous limo is bigger  than Larry and Jenny’s trailer. 🙄

[Auntie Anxiety]

Short limo ride to the trailer community gazebo.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, it may be an RV park, but it looks cute. Better than Jon and Fernanda's thrown together affair in the park. 

[TigerLily20]

Doc Brown is driving the limo lol....

[For Cereals]

She probably could’ve walked.  

[greekmom]

Just now, For Cereals said:

She probably could’ve walked.  

They could have pimped up a golf cart

[Mercolleen]

Those Arm and Hammer cat heads will haunt my dreams.

[iwasish]

Has anyone figured out how Larry, who is allegedly 39, renting a trailer in an over 50/55 community? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh come on! You know TLC provided the most garish stretch limo they could find to make that poor girl look ridiculous. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, iwasish said:

Has anyone figured out how Larry, who is allegedly 39, renting a trailer in an over 50/55 community? 

He cashed in his Micky D’s 401K.  I guess they don’t care if he can pay the rent for the space.

[Angry Moldovan]

Jenny looks beautiful x

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw. I'm getting a little misty here. 

[VioletNevermind]

Poor Jenny.  My heart goes out to her and I’m not even sure why. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Her flowers are really pretty.

[Armchair Critic]

Larry does seem sincere

[greekmom]

Alan needed to not quit his job and do the photo stuff part time to build up a business.

THEN you quit your job.

Dumbass

[Chickabiddy]

Alan, getting back to your creative side? Does that mean exploiting your very  beautiful wife with  countless posed photos?

Edited May 27, 2019 by Chickabiddy