Season 1 Discussion

[Ellie Godfrey]

Darcy is so pushy and Paul is a first class creeper.

[Granny58]

Ewwww....Paul.  Such a low class move to ask the parents if you can take their daughter to a hotel.  WTH?  What is that cross around your neck about?????   If I was Papa I would have kicked your ass out the door.  

[poeticlicensed]

So Paul is asking karine's parents if he can have sex with her? Why else would he ask to have her stay in the hotel? 

[Gigglepuff]

What a tool. And why is that creep surprised that her room is "youthful"? Idiot. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Paul needs a good ass-kicking. He's so skeevy. I hope papa tells him to get away from his daughter.

[poeticlicensed]

" in the past sex caused drama for me" - Paul 

Lol,.not as much as it caused for the poor women 

[Gigglepuff]

This translator app as their only means of communication is ridiculous. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

" in the past sex caused drama for me" - Paul 

Lol,.not as much as it caused for the poor women 

I can't imagine sex with Paul. I hope his partners are getting some serious therapy and meds to get past the trauma.

[Gigglepuff]

***eyeroll*** another guy that is too good for American women. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Why does he have a pile of rotini on his head?

[TigerLily20]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

***eyeroll*** another guy that is too good for American women. 

maybe the fact that he was a self proclaimed womanizer/not really serious with the women he was with.....maybe that's why the women he met weren't interested in relationships.....I get kind of annoyed with all the "American women are too __________" whatever excuse they have.....ugggg we are not all like that....

[Ellie Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

***eyeroll*** another guy that is too good for American women. 

They don't help with international relations, but I'm appreciative he thinks he's too good for for us.

Edited August 28, 2017 by Godfrey

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, TigerLily20 said:

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

***eyeroll*** another guy that is too good for American women. 

maybe the fact that he was a self proclaimed womanizer/not really serious with the women he was with.....maybe that's why the women he met weren't interested in relationships.....I get kind of annoyed with all the "American women are too __________" whatever excuse they have.....ugggg we are not all like that....

It reminded me a bit of Jorge and his distaste for American women and feminists. Because, of course, all American women are feminists and women from other countries are not.

[TigerLily20]

feminist...that was the word I was looking for, although this guy was more "they don't want relationships"...ummm maybe it's because you weren't interested in relationships either.......

[Ellie Godfrey]

PLEASE!! Let Antonio be a catfish.

[poeticlicensed]

God Cortney sounds so stupid. 

[kacesq]

Ooooohhh I didn't know the thread was open. First, I loved Father Karine. His facial expressions were perfect. He's a retired cop? Yes! This bodes well for Paul...

I liked Patrick until he started spouting off about American women and respect. Please.

Also Darcey was ridiculous about not having her rings...did she think wearing a ring she bought herself would convince Jesse's parents they were engaged?

[Gigglepuff]

Courtney's mom said she's....smart.....yeah, that's it.....smart. 

 

She's going to wear a red dress so she can be like a Spanish dancing emoji???!!!

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

God Cortney sounds so stupid. 

She's unbelievably dense.

[Bubbacat]

Did Mom of Cortney just use the word "gigolo"? LOVE her!

Jesse's mom is Betsey Johnson?!?

Edited August 28, 2017 by Bubbacat

[Christina]

I hope Antonio is a serial killer, because Cortney is too dumb to live.

[poeticlicensed]

Jesse's stepdad. That house is on acid. Seriously . Darcy wants a baby??? Oy

Edited August 28, 2017 by poeticlicensed

[Gigglepuff]

OMG Jesse's mom and stepfather!!! Another piece of the puzzle comes together. 

Edited August 28, 2017 by Gigglepuff

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Bubbacat said:

Did Mom of Cortney just use the word "gigolo"? LOVE her!

Mom is projecting. She's been fantasizing about Antonio. A lot.

[kacesq]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

OMG Jesse's mom and stepfather!!! Another piece of the puzzle comes together. 

I wonder if the family is angling for reality show fame....and Darcey continues to irk. No Darcey...you don't look kinda young, you look like a woman of a certain age who had work done. Lots of work. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

OMG Jesse's mom and stepfather!!! Another piece of the puzzle comes together. 

They've been taking full advantage of Amsterdam's liberal drug laws. So has his barber.

Darcey needs to act her age. She's coming across as desperate to be thought of as young and hip. She's looks like a washed up biker chick or much-passed-around groupie.

[Granny58]

1.  Courtney is all about feelings.  She feels this, she feels that, she has strong feelings.  Not alot of thinking though. 

2.  Did Jesse push Darcey away from him at the table????   Ouch!

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Jesse's stepdad. That house is on acid. Seriously . Darcy wants a baby??? Oy

Yes, a baby...but "down the road."  Yeah, I don't think so.  

[Miss Chevious]

Darcey talking about naming kids? Omg, the hair dye must've leached thru to her brain! Then them saying, later on, maybe. Umm, she's 42 already, there isn't going to be a whole lot of "later".

Cortney is sooo dumb. I hope Antonio turns out to be a ugly old toad of an old man (or woman). Would serve her right.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Run Karine!!

[Bubbacat]

OMG!!!! He set up a room for a 7 year old!! Run, Karine, run!!

[kacesq]

Paul putting all those stuffed animals on the bed is just so creepy and disturbing to me.

[poeticlicensed]

Wtf Paul, stuffed animals? Chocolate? All he needs is to give her a puppy. They are going to sleep in Paul's cone of silence 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Paul is treating Karine like a little girl. Sick perv.

[Gigglepuff]

OK....I am officially creeped out. Who makes their "girlfriend's" bed up like a child's? 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Paul needs to be tested. STIs and mental stability.

[VanSensei]

If Paul one day goes to jail forever for some kind of child sex crime (like abuse or possession of CP), I truly would not be surprised. He creeps me the fuck out.

[TigerLily20]

ok wait he goes through all this set up with the mosquito net....and he has his SHOES on the bed???

 

and that other bed was for a 12 yr old at best.....just creepy.....

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, VanSensei said:

If Paul one day goes to jail forever for some kind of child sex crime (like abuse or possession of CP), I truly would not be surprised. He creeps me the fuck out.

I'm wondering if his big secret is a sex crime.

[Gigglepuff]

That poor girl. 

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Darcey & Paul deserve each other. Paul is such a freaking creep & Darcey's pores ooze desperation.

[poeticlicensed]

Waiting for Cortney to meet her catfish. I don't want to wait another week.

[jenrising]

At this point I'm just really happy Karine is on this show so there's a team of people who will be keeping track of her whereabouts and safety. Yikes. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, hawkhd said:

Darcey & Paul deserve each other. Paul is such a freaking creep & Darcey's pores ooze desperation.

She'd still be cradle-robbing.

[gonecrackers]

I can't watch right now unfortunately but if Karine's father is a retired cop he should know enough to check Paul out well before letting him near his daughter.

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, gonecrackers said:

I can't watch right now unfortunately but if Karine's father is a retired cop he should know enough to check Paul out well before letting him near his daughter.

Dad could borrow Paul's handcuffs.

[poeticlicensed]

Is Patrick's daughter named Italy? How confusing

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Darcey is an Oompa Loompa... the TH in the red shirt-- her lips look like an anus. 

[TigerLily20]

aaaaaand....it Jesse is checked out of this relationship now...........he seems done with her.....

[Ellie Godfrey]

Yes, Darcey. There is lots of truth to Dave's observation that you are not in Jesse's league. You're almost twice his age. He's young and hot. You're not.

[VanSensei]

Wait, there's another old American exploiting a young Filipina on this show? FUCK!!!