Fasten Your Seatbelts...- The Movie Quote Game

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Tropic Thunder

"I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck, you're a Mormon. Compared to you, we all have a drinking problem."

[Princess Sparkle]

Burn After Reading

"Just because your dad called the cops doesn't mean that he doesn't love you."

[Spartan Girl]

Horrible Bosses 2

"I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way."

Note: a certain song from this movie came on the radio and got me all weepy. Those that know the movie will know why.

[raven]

Superman

 

"It could. It could lodge under the skin and cause a very bad infection."

[Browncoat]

National Lampoon's Vacation

 

"It could be worse.  It could be raining."

[scriggle]

Young Frankenstein

"Listen, a real artist creates beautiful things and puts nothing of his own life into them, OK?"

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Velvet Goldmine

"I'll be your huckleberry."

[Browncoat]

Tombstone

 

"Sometimes you just have to let art flow over you."

[Cobalt Stargazer]

The Big Chill

"I'm walkin' here!"

[BetterButter]

Midnight Cowboy

I'm Mary Poppins y'all.

[dusang]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and - SNAP - the job's a game!"

[Shannon L.]

Mary Poppins

Mom: "We want you to know: you're our son, and we'll always love you, gay, straight, red, green, if you rob a bank, if you kill someone."

Dad: "If you get drunk, climb a clock tower, and take out the town."

Mom: "As long as you get married.  I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some place cards before I die. It's like heroin."

Edited May 12, 2017 by Shannon L.

[Luckylyn]

In and Out

 

"Pain don't hurt."

[BetterButter]

Road House

No ticket

[Princess Sparkle]

Ok, technically, that could be two - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and also Dogma (where it's said as a tribute)

Character A: "10 seconds is a long time; it's a third of the way to Mars!"
Character B: "[Character A], we've gone over this, Thirty Seconds to Mars is a band, it's not a fact!"

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Popstar: Never Stop Stopping?

If so:

"Your ego is astounding!"

[Spartan Girl]

Constantine

"You knew him intimately."

"I hated him intimately!"

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Revenge of the Pink Panther

"What kind of moron are you?!"

[AimingforYoko]

Soapdish

"You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fuckin' pencil."

Edited May 14, 2017 by AimingforYoko

[amaranta]

Midnight Run

In case I'm right  I'm throwing in one of my favorites:

"Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate"

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Being John Malkovich

"You're quite the vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You're the vulgarian, you fuck!"

[Browncoat]

A Fish Called Wanda

 

"I am a leaf on the wind"

[harrie]

Serenity

 

"With this money I can get away from you. From you and your chickens and your pies and your kitchens and everything that smells of grease. I can get away from this shack with its cheap furniture. And this town and its dollar days, and its women that wear uniforms and its men that wear overalls."

(In honor of Mother's Day)

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Mildred Pierce

Also? *snerk*

"Well? Do ya think you'll know me now that you've seen me?"

[Luckylyn]

On 5/14/2017 at 2:39 PM, Cobalt Stargazer said:

Mildred Pierce

Also? *snerk*

"Well? Do ya think you'll know me now that you've seen me?"

Hint please 

[Cobalt Stargazer]

13 hours ago, Luckylyn said:

Hint please 

Humphrey Bogart and Joel McCrea co-starred in it.

[Spartan Girl]

Dead End?

If so:

"I'm a man of substance, and dorky chicks like you turn me on too!"

[Princess Sparkle]

Scooby-Doo

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."

[BetterButter]

Clerks

What is a yute?

[Luckylyn]

My Cousin Vinny

"You're dealing with a rational girl; that's your problem."

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Diner

"I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?!"

[Spartan Girl]

Liar Liar

"Ya had a lotta guts, lady...a lotta guts."

[Cobalt Stargazer]

The Poseidon Adventure

"Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love!"

[Luckylyn]

Moulin Rouge

 

"The phone, the phone, Where's the fucking phone?!"

[Princess Sparkle]

Wet Hot American Summer

"Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages."

[BetterButter]

Role Models

Ass to ass

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Requiem For A Dream

"Fuck you too, don't you call me lady!"

[Spartan Girl]

Magnolia

"I'm not saying I want him dead...but should that happen, people die every day. Why should he be any different?"

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Addicted To Love

"Are you kidding me? I'm blind!"

[scriggle]

Rogue One: A Star Wars story

 "This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum, and it's your fault!"

Edited June 3, 2017 by scriggle

[harrie]

M*A*S*H

 

"Spontaneity has its time and place."

[Cobalt Stargazer]

The Sure Thing

"Not everything is bullshit."

[Princess Sparkle]

Is it Dandelion? If so:

"I took the liberty of ironing your homework!"

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Teen Witch

"Thanks for your help, you stupid hotel manager!"

[LilWharveyGal]

Best in Show

"Sweetheart, acting is acting like you're not acting.  So act, but don't act like you're acting.  All right?"

[Constant Viewer]

The Rocketeer?

If so: "How do you shave in there?"

[harrie]

Charade

 

" I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls."

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Better Off Dead

"I wouldn't live with you if the world was flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!"

[Shannon L.]

Parenthood

"Calling all cars, calling all cars, aliens landed on Michigan Avenue!"

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Running Scared

"Just when you think it can't get worse, you run out of cigarettes."