Princess Sparkle June 14, 2017 Share June 14, 2017 Carol "It's not about disrespect; it's just gas!" Link to comment
harrie June 15, 2017 Share June 15, 2017 She's All That Do you like pigeons? What's to like? They fly. They fly. So what? That's enough. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 15, 2017 Share June 15, 2017 (edited) Birdy "Honey, what does 'fuck' mean?" "Oh, that's just a word Wanda uses so she can feel all grown-up." "Oh, okay. Your Honor, can we please take Wanda the fuck home now?" Edited June 15, 2017 by Cobalt Stargazer Link to comment
Princess Sparkle June 15, 2017 Share June 15, 2017 Cry Baby! "I love a woman who eats raw meat!" Link to comment
QueerGirrl June 15, 2017 Share June 15, 2017 (edited) You guys beat me to it! Edited June 16, 2017 by QueerGirrl Too slow. Link to comment
raven June 16, 2017 Share June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Princess Sparkle said: "I love a woman who eats raw meat!" Heartbreakers "Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow." 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 16, 2017 Share June 16, 2017 Re-Animator "It must really blow being you." "You have no idea." Link to comment
Princess Sparkle June 16, 2017 Share June 16, 2017 The Faculty "So how did he die?" "He choked on some pie." "Oh, c'mon; SERIOUSLY?" Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 17, 2017 Share June 17, 2017 Hot Rod "Welcome...to slavery." "No, thanks. I've already had a wife.' Link to comment
BetterButter June 17, 2017 Share June 17, 2017 From Dusk Till Dawn It's all in the reflexes Link to comment
harrie June 17, 2017 Share June 17, 2017 Big Trouble in Little China "Hi, I'm Fred. I like tacos and '71 Cabernet. My favorite color is magenta." Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 18, 2017 Share June 18, 2017 Valley Girl "I realize you must have gone through hell." "Gone? Bitch, we're still here!" Link to comment
Princess Sparkle June 23, 2017 Share June 23, 2017 Leviathan? If so: "No more conning! No more! If you're gonna be my wife, you're gonna live a respectable life chopping cars!" 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl June 23, 2017 Share June 23, 2017 Heartbreakers "I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with a clever idea to get us killed. Or worse: EXPELLED." 1 Link to comment
LeafontheWind June 23, 2017 Share June 23, 2017 (edited) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone "I aim to misbehave." Edited June 23, 2017 by LeafontheWind Spelling! Link to comment
dusang June 23, 2017 Share June 23, 2017 Serenity "I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!" Link to comment
BetterButter June 23, 2017 Share June 23, 2017 Tropic Thunder Who's the old lady? That's my old lady Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 23, 2017 Share June 23, 2017 Wayne's World 2 "Move. Your. Big. Toe." Link to comment
Luckylyn June 24, 2017 Author Share June 24, 2017 Kill Bill "Lately your low self esteem is just good common sense." Link to comment
LeafontheWind June 24, 2017 Share June 24, 2017 Spanglish "Some things belong on paper, others in life. It’s a blessed fool who can’t tell the difference." Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer June 24, 2017 Share June 24, 2017 Quills "Nice beaver." "Thank you. I just had it stuffed." Link to comment
Luckylyn June 24, 2017 Author Share June 24, 2017 31 minutes ago, Cobalt Stargazer said: Quills "Nice beaver." "Thank you. I just had it stuffed." National Lampoons Loaded Weapon ? Link to comment
Bastet June 24, 2017 Share June 24, 2017 (edited) One of my favorites -- Naked Gun. "Billy, there's a fish in the bathtub! There's a giant fish in the bathtub!" "What?" "Do something! You're supposed to be the smart one in this family. Will you just do something?" "What do you want me to do, broil it?" Edited June 24, 2017 by Bastet Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 3, 2017 Share July 3, 2017 On 6/24/2017 at 2:39 AM, Bastet said: One of my favorites -- Naked Gun. "Billy, there's a fish in the bathtub! There's a giant fish in the bathtub!" "What?" "Do something! You're supposed to be the smart one in this family. Will you just do something?" "What do you want me to do, broil it?" Hint, please? Link to comment
Bastet July 3, 2017 Share July 3, 2017 Horror movie spoof from the early '80s. The Book of Evil. Starring a real-life married couple. Featuring Jeffrey Tambor. Link to comment
Bastet July 3, 2017 Share July 3, 2017 (edited) Nope. If you want to move on, I'll spoiler-tag the answer; I won't be back to check for a couple of days: Spoiler Saturday the 14th Edited July 3, 2017 by Bastet 1 Link to comment
BetterButter July 3, 2017 Share July 3, 2017 Saturday the 14th I'll be back Only in a rerun 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 6, 2017 Share July 6, 2017 The Running Man "Is he dead?" "That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head." Link to comment
BetterButter July 7, 2017 Share July 7, 2017 Kingsman:The Secret Service Drop that zero and get with the hero. Link to comment
Luckylyn July 7, 2017 Author Share July 7, 2017 28 minutes ago, BetterButter said: Kingsman:The Secret Service Drop that zero and get with the hero. Earth Girls Are Easy ? Link to comment
BetterButter July 7, 2017 Share July 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Luckylyn said: Earth Girls Are Easy ? Nope.Stars a ''rapper''. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 7, 2017 Share July 7, 2017 Cool As Ice And also *snerk* at the quote marks. "He's my friend." "So was I." Link to comment
Luckylyn July 7, 2017 Author Share July 7, 2017 (edited) Captain America Civil War "Nobody messes with a darwf in a red raincoat." Hint: Comedy that involves three people investigating the murder of a singer. hint2: The director if this film is Australian and also directed another film starring Julia Roberts Edited July 11, 2017 by Luckylyn Link to comment
Spartan Girl July 11, 2017 Share July 11, 2017 Unconditional Love (?) If so: "There are three things I'm good at: fighting, screwing, and reading the news. Now I've already done one of those things today, so what's the other going to be?" 1 Link to comment
Luckylyn July 12, 2017 Author Share July 12, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Spartan Girl said: Unconditional Love (?) If so: "There are three things I'm good at: fighting, screwing, and reading the news. Now I've already done one of those things today, so what's the other going to be?" Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy "Did you know your last name is an adverb?" Edited July 12, 2017 by Luckylyn 2 Link to comment
Shannon L. July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Luckylyn said: "Did you know your last name is an adverb?" Johnny Dangerously #1: "What's the charge?" #2: "Disturbing the peace" #1: "Disturbing the peace?! I got thrown out of a fucking window! What's your charge for being thrown out of a moving car? Jaywalking?!" Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 Beverly Hills Cop "Quiver, ladies, quiver..." Link to comment
BetterButter July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 The 5th Element I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way. Link to comment
Luckylyn July 12, 2017 Author Share July 12, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, BetterButter said: The 5th Element I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? "Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?" Edited July 12, 2017 by Luckylyn Link to comment
Shannon L. July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 Stand By Me "You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you?" 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 A Chorus Line "It's fucking Cristal, Ted." Link to comment
BetterButter July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 Four Rooms Say goodnight to the bad guy. Link to comment
Spartan Girl July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 Scarface "If she were a President, she'd be Babe-ra-ham Lincoln." Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 A League of Their Own "For a guy with three hearts, you're not very nice." Link to comment
Spartan Girl July 12, 2017 Share July 12, 2017 Finding Dory "Yeah, have Ernest Hemingway call us and apologize to us." Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 13, 2017 Share July 13, 2017 (edited) Silver Linings Playbook "She tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up." Edited July 13, 2017 by Cobalt Stargazer Link to comment
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