toodles March 19, 2019 Share March 19, 2019 Dr. Now handing Nicole the list of forbidden food. Dr.Now: This is a list of forbidden items, not a grocery list. 14 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5139619
Concerned March 20, 2019 Share March 20, 2019 When I was 14, I got pregnant for the first time. Angel. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5143300
Sir RaiderDuck OMS March 21, 2019 Share March 21, 2019 (edited) Maja to her soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend Christian: "YOU DON'T HAVE THE OPTION of not talking to me!" Christian: "Actually, I do." (leaves room) ------------------------------------------------------------- Jeanne: "I'm going to lose all the weight and SHOVE IT IN DR. NOW'S FACE!" (Ron Howard "Arrested Development" voice: "She neither lost the weight nor shoved anything in Dr. Now's face") ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Steven Assanti: "If you don't stop the truck and buy me fast food THIS INSTANT, I will call the police and tell them you are holding me captive and starving me!" Edited March 21, 2019 by Sir RaiderDuck OMS 18 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5145889
Hellga March 22, 2019 Share March 22, 2019 (edited) "I have to trust that if I am patient, I will still have a chance to work hard to get the life I want." - Jeanne and her total lack of understanding of what "work hard" actually means. Edited March 22, 2019 by Hellga 4 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5148002
crazycatlady58 March 22, 2019 Share March 22, 2019 23 hours ago, Sir RaiderDuck OMS said: Maja to her soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend Christian: "YOU DON'T HAVE THE OPTION of not talking to me!" Christian: "Actually, I do." (leaves room) ------------------------------------------------------------- Jeanne: "I'm going to lose all the weight and SHOVE IT IN DR. NOW'S FACE!" (Ron Howard "Arrested Development" voice: "She neither lost the weight nor shoved anything in Dr. Now's face") ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Steven Assanti: "If you don't stop the truck and buy me fast food THIS INSTANT, I will call the police and tell them you are holding me captive and starving me!" I would have handed him the phone and said " Go for it" I would prefer to be on jail than spend time in a car with him. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5148465
CatherineM March 22, 2019 Share March 22, 2019 When Lisa was getting ready for her visit from Lola, “Maybe she can explain to Dr. Now that losing weight for me is harder than other people. Lord knows I need an Advocate.” 5 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5149109
kokapetl March 26, 2019 Share March 26, 2019 “Chips and crap?” “to summarize in your own words: you eat crap all day, and then you go back to bed?” 3 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5159592
Concerned March 27, 2019 Share March 27, 2019 I only saw my mom three times in my childhood and she was drunk every time. James K. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5162530
Concerned March 27, 2019 Share March 27, 2019 I hope the doctor ain’t angry with me. James after gaining weight when he expected to lose. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5162804
mmecorday April 26, 2019 Share April 26, 2019 "I eat enough for three people. Plus bread." ~ Lashanta 6 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5240615
parrotfeathers April 26, 2019 Share April 26, 2019 On 4/12/2018 at 7:19 PM, calpurnia99 said: I'm axin you do you believe in God? How can anyone top that? 4 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5241245
toodles April 26, 2019 Share April 26, 2019 4 hours ago, parrotfeathers said: How can anyone top that? How about this-Dr. Now is not used to someone with so much knowledgement. Freddy to Schenee after the axin' about God conversation. 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5241911
fonfereksglen April 27, 2019 Share April 27, 2019 Room light on! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5242264
fonfereksglen April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 Not sure if best works here. My weight has given me a death sentence. Sean, during the start of Season 4 episodes. Should have been written ... my mother has given me a death sentence. 1 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5249327
fonfereksglen April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 Nikki... my brother Chris has cerebral palsy, and in many instances, my limitations far exceed his. Then go back and listen to Nikki's narration from the beginning. 😪 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5249732
Concerned April 30, 2019 Share April 30, 2019 Nobody wants a fat ass daughter, LaShanta’s mom. 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5250642
toodles May 2, 2019 Share May 2, 2019 So you're telling me you live in a no-salad zone I don't know about?-Dr.Now 12 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5256308
Concerned May 9, 2019 Share May 9, 2019 I didn’t gain no weight in prison. Angie J 7 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5275886
Scratches19 May 14, 2019 Share May 14, 2019 On 5/1/2019 at 6:56 PM, toodles said: So you're telling me you live in a no-salad zone I don't know about?-Dr.Now Yes! One the all time greatest responses! 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5291995
Elizzikra May 21, 2019 Share May 21, 2019 On 4/13/2017 at 4:15 PM, TicketToHellPaid said: you don't have her episode memorized? I do, I could probably mute my tv and speak the whole thing, ya..not bragging but it's a classic. My 600 Pound Karaoke? 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5313471
mmecorday May 22, 2019 Share May 22, 2019 Brianne: I had a last supper. Dr. Now: I thought that was with Jesus. 9 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5316456
WhitneyWhit May 23, 2019 Share May 23, 2019 Janine, who not 30 minutes earlier in the episode was going through a McDonald's drive thru on a motorized scooter and hadn't lost a damn ounce: "I think I'm bulimic!" And I can't remember who it was, I think it was either HRH the Juggalo Princess Nicole, or the very knowledged Shenee who, after a weigh in revealed they gained, said something about they know they're eating better because they're eating crab, prompting Dr. Now to bluntly state "I have no idea what you're talking about" But I think my all time favorite belongs to Betty Jo's husband Joshua who, while trying to convince a doctor that Betty Jo had cancer despite multiple tests proving other wise, stormed out and declared that he knows she has, they were told she has because "her doctor saw it on his telescope". 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5322008
crazycatlady58 May 23, 2019 Share May 23, 2019 My favorite, and I don't know if it's been posted , Dr. Now telling I think Steven to "Stop doing weird stuff." 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5322024
aliya May 27, 2019 Share May 27, 2019 "I'm going to adjust his perspective." Dr Now re Steve Assanti. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5328112
Twopper May 28, 2019 Share May 28, 2019 This is not a quote from the show, but I would so love for Dr Now to borrow it---it's from a FB page called The Fabulous Fifties. Dr to plump middle aged woman---you are not retaining water. you are retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza and... -------------- note: I am retaining 5 cookies from Sunday plus veggie pizza from today. I haven't had ice cream recently so maybe I can still make good progress😂 4 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5331076
ProTourist May 28, 2019 Share May 28, 2019 "You're like a person falling off the cliff. And we're throwing rope for you, and you're screaming that we're not helping you. Because you don't want to do the work to climb up. You want someone else to do it for you and to make excuses." --Dr. Now to Jeanne Covey 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5331261
Globegrl May 31, 2019 Share May 31, 2019 "My knee ain't havin it" Janine screaming this over and over while trying to stand. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/55460-best-quotes-from-the-show/page/4/#findComment-5339935
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