Teen Mom 2: Visual Snark

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[Snarky McSnarky]

[GreatKazu]

So nice to see the visual thread up and running again!

LMAO @ the pig and monkey. Uncanny!

Edited January 30, 2017 by GreatKazu

[mrsh]

29 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

It took me a minute to realize that as Amber. She has really messed her face up with those overinflated lips and her hideous eyebrows. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

Crap...wrong thread.  Amber should be in Teen Mom OG Visual Snark.  Well, too late now.

Edited January 30, 2017 by Snarky McSnarky

[GreatKazu]

I didn't even realize it was in the wrong thread. It's cool. I will take it. :-)

[Snarky McSnarky]

Love the ocean theme when it comes to Karl.

[AhFillAck]

Um, NOT a good camera angle, David. (But none of them are!!)

[Polliwollidoodle]

omg that is AMBER??????????? can you say distorted?

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On 1/30/2017 at 2:12 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

Bwahahaha...DYING!!

[MissMel]

Well now, there's a look.  Not a good one, but a look, all the same.

[Snarky McSnarky]

Fixed it for her...

Edited February 9, 2017 by Snarky McSnarky

[Mkay]

7 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Fixed it for her...

Yes!! I so wish I had the nerve to reply to her with that. LOLOLOL 

[Snarky McSnarky]

 

Edited February 8, 2017 by Snarky McSnarky

[GreatKazu]

The orangutans are back!! 

LMAO @ the green turd.

I am seriously dying here. lol

[Mkay]

LOL!!

[mrsh]

On Wednesday, February 08, 2017 at 2:10 PM, Mkay said:

Yes!! I so wish I had the nerve to reply to her with that. LOLOLOL 

Lol, that green turd is still cuter than Karl though

[GreatKazu]

One photo is the Hulk, the other is wrestler Nicole Bass:

[AhFillAck]

Credit to "Spinnradler" for the lifelike artwork.

[GreatKazu]

5 minutes ago, AhFillAck said:

Credit to "Spinnradler" for the lifelike artwork.

I bow to you!! LMAO  Lifelike...hahahahaha

[GreatKazu]

[ghoulina]

Leah "Stressed the eff out" - by what???? bahahahaha

[Booger666]

For those of you wondering what David would look like without the beard, the answer is still a fat cheeked asshat.

Edited March 2, 2017 by Booger666

[Booger666]

[GreatKazu]

My gosh, I didn't realize how really big his cheeks are. hahahaha

On a serious note, is that a deformity of some kind or was he in the cheek line too long?

[SweetieDarling]

He's part chipmunk?

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17 hours ago, SweetieDarling said:

He's part chipmunk?

I'm dying! ??

[AhFillAck]

Did anyone catch Leah and the door?

[BitterApple]

I caught it and I laughed because I've done the same thing so many times. 

[AhFillAck]

31 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

I caught it and I laughed because I've done the same thing so many times. 

I do it too, and always think of that Far Side comic!!

[GreatKazu]

Oh yes, I sure did notice that right away. It was the stand out scene of all of Leah's scenes in that episode. I rewinded it and played it back in slow-motion just for shits and giggles.

[Booger666]

For some weekend fun let's have a caption contest for this photo. 

My submission,

David: Janelle, was that a fart? I can taste it. Is that onion? Onion and ...Onion and ketchup.

(from the movie Step Brothers). 

Edited April 21, 2017 by Booger666
Fix typo

[GreatKazu]

40 minutes ago, Booger666 said:

For some weekend fun let's have a caption contest for this photo. 

My submission,

David: Janelle, was that a fart? I can taste it. Is that onion? Onion and ...Onion and ketchup.

(from the movie Step Brothers). 

David: What is that you caught?

Janelle: Dude, it looks like Kail!

[Pixiebomb]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

David: What is that you caught?

Janelle: Dude, it looks like Kail!

Winner winner!  Chicken dinner!!

Everytime I see the Visual Snark thread in red I clap my hands. You guys are hilarious!

[BitterApple]

David (to himself): "I wonder how long it would take for the currents to sweep her body out to sea..."

[Brooklynista]

4 hours ago, Booger666 said:

For some weekend fun let's have a caption contest for this photo. 

My submission,

David: Janelle, was that a fart? I can taste it. Is that onion? Onion and ...Onion and ketchup.

(from the movie Step Brothers). 

David :This is how they'll fish your body out of these waters.

[DoctorWhovian]

David: Shit, there's cameras... act natural... can't push her today.. 

[Booger666]

David mumbles: WTF?!  Who wears a safety yellow bikini on murder day?!

Janelle: What's that, David?

David:  Ummmm . . . You look like a beautiful Big Bird in that bikini, honey. 

[MissMel]

"Where are the children?"

"Volcom? Show me your skills, Creepy Future Murderer."

"You know they sell Primitive T-shirts, right?"

They also sell tankinis, so you can cover up all that magic marker mess.  

[GreatKazu]

That face of David's in that photo is so fucking funny and yet, so creepy:

 

That is a photo of the monster right before he throws that little girl into the lake in the Frankenstein movie. David seems to be thinking of doing the same thing to Jenelle. 

[Booger666]

It puts the lotion on its skin . . . and then goes fishing. 

[ghoulina]

You guys are the best. I can't stop laughing. Dave's definitely got that creepy, "I want to murder you, but I can't while people are watching" look. 

[GreatKazu]

Dave looks like that demented circus monkey Doug once said on King of Queens.

[Snarky McSnarky]

[GreatKazu]

[Scarlett45]

This might just be me being hypersensitive but I don't find the photos comparing the girls to non-human primates as funny as I do the other Media Snark. (The fish ones are a hoot)

Too much bad history saying that certain groups of people were more ape like than human which made oppression, torture, slavery and genocide "okay" because they weren't human anyway. 

 

I will get off my PC box now, carry on......

we need some good ones of Kailyn making mean faces this season. 

[SPLAIN]

Maybe if some of the cast members weren't acting like animals, they wouldn't be compared to them.

Then again, animals are much better behaved and know how to tend to their young. I'd rather see non-Carly being taken care of by orangutans.

On 4/21/2017 at 10:33 AM, BitterApple said:

David (to himself): "I wonder how long it would take for the currents to sweep her body out to sea..."

LOL

[GreatKazu]

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we need some good ones of Kailyn making mean faces this season. 

Her regular face is pretty damn scary. lol 

I look forward to her Hulk faces this season. That will be fun. 

[ReadMeLattice]

On 7/24/2017 at 8:14 PM, Scarlett45 said:

This might just be me being hypersensitive but I don't find the photos comparing the girls to non-human primates as funny as I do the other Media Snark. (The fish ones are a hoot)

Too much bad history saying that certain groups of people were more ape like than human which made oppression, torture, slavery and genocide "okay" because they weren't human anyway. 

 

I will get off my PC box now, carry on......

we need some good ones of Kailyn making mean faces this season. 

I tend to agree. 

Kailyn's faces!!! I was rewatching one of her clips yesterday and she goes from 0 to 100 and her yelling face is as funny as Farrah crying. I'm bad at making/finding visual snark but I'm sure somebody will oblige. 

[GreatKazu]

On ‎7‎/‎31‎/‎2017 at 8:58 AM, Lm2162 said:

I tend to agree. 

Kailyn's faces!!! I was rewatching one of her clips yesterday and she goes from 0 to 100 and her yelling face is as funny as Farrah crying. I'm bad at making/finding visual snark but I'm sure somebody will oblige. 

Maybe @Snarky McSnarky can come up with something great. She is so good at these.