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1 hour ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

After Hurricane Harvey there were about a million vehicles written off, and they all went to auction.     There were also Irma, Maria, Florence, and Michael cars, so there are plenty of reasons to be worried about used cars.    

I would definitely avoid used cars with salvage titles, especially if the work was done by a hobby mechanic like the defendant.

I’ve bought and sold lots of used cars. It’s always a bit of a crap shoot but as those of us here know, doing your due diligence takes lots of the risk out of the process; particularly title issues. There’s so much information online now. And I’m with you, I’d sooner ride the bus than drive a salvaged car. Troublesome at best and dangerous at worst. 

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35 minutes ago, ItsHelloPattiagain said:

Imagine my soup-prise soup-prise when the floor mat shifted and I saw the ground passing by me as I drove. It had a big old rust hole in the floorboard just south of the brake and gas pedals.

When I was a kid, our first “second” car was an old Ford Falcon (dating myself for sure) with a hole in the floorboard the size of a racquetball when we got it and a baseball when we sold it. Holes like that were pretty much the norm here on older cars driven on winter’s salty roads. By the way, anyone that thinks that everything was better in the good old days doesn’t remember rusted out cars, tires going flat or blowing out on a semi regular basis and hoping like hell that your engine would turn over if your car was left outside on a night below 25 degrees Fahrenheit. 

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I saw the great Sentimental Fence Fight. At first I thought maybe this fence was something special - hand-hewn redwood, e.g. but then I see it's chicken wire held up with rusted steel posts. No one  around me would be permitted to erect such an eyesore. "Oh, Grandpa bought that roll of chicken wire. It's sacred!" I gave up before whatever vile and nasty video they had.

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2 hours ago, ItsHelloPattiagain said:

Imagine my soup-prise soup-prise when the floor mat shifted and I saw the ground passing by me as I drove. It had a big old rust hole in the floorboard just south of the brake and gas pedals.

31 minutes ago, AngelaHunter said:

I gave up before whatever vile and nasty video they had.

The video served more to incriminate the plaintiff who presented it than it did the defendant she was trying to incriminate. I love when that happens. 

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The video did not show the defendant wife assaulting the bully granddaughter of the plaintiff.    However, the defendant testified that the granddaughter stopped filming, and then shoved her through the fence, and she ripped her finger nail and landed on the koi pond.     I think the fence was animal, or rigid wire fencing, and that gets brittle with age, and 40 years is definitely over the expected life span of a wire fence.    

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2 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

The video did not show the defendant wife assaulting the bully granddaughter of the plaintiff.

Whoa. Def wife would have to have a death wish to assault that big bruiser.

When I get into fistfights with MY neighbours I make sure I'm not outmatched first.

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Like they said on one of the first Happy Days episodes, the Fonz tells Richie that the secret to fighting is you punch them when they're taking off their jacket.   Unfortunately, Richie asks if it means he'll win, and the Fonz says, No, but at least you'll get in a good punch before they beat you up.   

I agree, the only person that would punch that huge bully is someone with a death wish.    

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2 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I agree, the only person that would punch that huge bully is someone with a death wish.

I thought that the defendant husband and the plaintiff bully should square off in an octagon, winner take all. Each had the angry body language of a cage fighter.

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Today's reruns

Defendant had 50k bail for domestic violence-He plead guilty to domestic violence charges for hitting woman, shoving her into drywall so hard the drywall broke, hit her kid with a tossed cell phone, and fractured her vertebrae (he plead guilty later), and was on 50k bail.   Idiot ex loaned him hundreds for shortage on bail bondsman's fee.    He was going to buy a car for her, but never did after she paid him money.   Plaintiff gets $2700.    New girlfriend is a total moron, and you can see from her smirk that she thinks it will never happen to her.

My Stupid Dog Story-Plaintiff wants $500 deductible for damage to car paid for, after defendant's dog ran in front of her car.      The part the dog damaged was under the front, and it's that black plastic air thing under the engine.       Defendant wants vet bills and damages.     Idiot defendant says plaintiff swerved into her driveway and property when she hit the dog.   $500 to the plaintiff, and the defendant is still a lying moron.

Widow's Cadillac Woes-Plaintiff tried to sell 2006 DTS to defendant mechanic.    Defendant mechanic has title to car, and car is at the hotel, and claims he was trying to sell it for plaintiff.   Plaintiff got a duplicate title.   However, defendant has one with late husband, and plaintiff, with a signed previous title.    How does the late husband sign anything?    Car was towed to mechanic, and hadn't been running, and he fixed it enough to drive to the hotel, for $4,000.    He's trying to sell the car for plaintiff on consignment.     Order prepared for car to be picked up.   Mechanic/defendant gets nothing since he's been using it for a personal car for seven months.   No money for either party, and plaintiff gets her car back.   

Anxious Dog Bites Pet Sitter-Woman was bitten putting harness on dog she was pet sitting.     Plaintiff is suing the dog owner (who's wearing purple that matches her hair), and plaintiff also has purple hair-next case will be a beat down at the beauty shop.      Defendant left two dogs with pet sitter for two days, on the second day one dog bit the pet sitter and the defendant was right there.   JJ says it's not necessarily the owner's fault, and I hate to agree.    Says the plaintiff assumed some risk when she hired on as a professional pit sitter, and she's also seen the dogs for three years, and saw no aggression from either dog.     Everything isn't someone else's fault.     Defendant keeps interrupting, and is really irritating to the Judge.   Defendant's also doing that bobble head shaking no to everything that's so irritating too.      I suspect the dog has bitten repeatedly, and the defendant is lying about it.     I really wish Byrd would take the Fly Swatter of Death over, and beat the defendant until she stops shaking and nodding, and doing fake shocked looks.    Plaintiff gets nothing.  Defendant still looks like a bobble head.  

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25 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Defendant had 50k bail for domestic violence-He plead guilt to domestic violence charges for hitting woman, shoving her into drywall so hard the drywall broke, hit her kid with a tossed cell phone, and fractured her vertebrae (he plead guilty later), and was on 50k bail.   Idiot ex loaned him hundreds for shortage on bail bondsman's fee. 

Reminds me of one of the best exchanges on this show:
JJ: How long did you stay with him after he knocked out all your front teeth?

Desperate ridiculous woman: "About 3 or 4 months."

These pathetic bitches make a joke of domestic violence victims.

*returns to drinking*

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57 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I really wish Byrd would take the Fly Swatter of Death over, and beat the defendant until she stops shaking and nodding, and doing fake shocked looks.    Plaintiff gets nothing.  Defendant still looks like a bobble head. 

LOLOL!  Really tickled my funnybone here!

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12 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Defendant left two dogs with pet sitter for two days, on the second day one dog bit the pet sitter and the defendant was right there.   JJ says it's not necessarily the owner's fault, and I hate to agree.

My only issue with this case, aside from the dingy Easter egg hair on each litigant, was whether or not the defendant’s actions caused the dog to bite. The blue raspberry snow cone hair and and repeated interruptions certainly made me want to bite something. 

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14 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Plaintiff gets $2700.    New girlfriend is a total moron, and you can see from her smirk that she thinks it will never happen to her.

In MY America, these dumbass women get Zip. Nothing. Nada.  When plaintiff gets bailed out from her own stupidity, then new GF gets the message that she won't suffer the consequences of Romeo either.

JJ should bang the gavel with some new tag line.  "Your stupid, desperate coochie got you into this mess, ask IT to pay you back".  Just spitballin here.

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"May your days be merry and bright

and may all your Christmases be white and squatter/scammer/altercation free!"

9 hours ago, Byrd is the Word said:

My only issue with this case, aside from the dingy Easter egg hair on each litigant, was whether or not the defendant’s actions caused the dog to bite.

Def (gee, I hate a face like that!) caused the dog to bite, if plaintiff's story was accurate and if def. "swooped in" to grab the dog, making it react to what it may have seen as a threat to its owner. I see why the poor thing needs anxiety meds. Still, if you're in the business of taking dogs into your home, you take your chances. Even if a dog has never bitten anyone, it's no guarantee it won't ever bite.

 

22 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Widow's Cadillac Woes

I was just hoping that JJ would tell her, as she's told others, "Close your mouth"! We don't want to see your damned tonsils, lady. Def. is a crook, who saw an easy target in a woman who doesn't even know if she's the executor of her husband's will. "I suppose," she says.

 

22 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Defendant had 50k bail for domestic violence

The Strangulator. Boy, was JJ steamed at these dumbass, pathetic women. Wade, scum-of-the-earth smirker, doesn't care. He has a new gigantic girlfriend who scoffs at JJ's warnings. Maybe she's right. She looks as though she may well be able to defend herself when Scumboy tries to strangle HER. Whatever. I'm sure Wade is worth whatever beatings and strangulation that come with the pleasure of his irresistable self. Plaintiff is a ridiculous moron but I hope she learned some kind of lesson. She gave Wade 2500$ (cause little ladies can't buy cars. That's what big strong boys like Wade are for)expecting him to behave honorably. Omg hahahahaha!

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Kindergarten Teacher Abuse-Teacher moves in with loser boyfriend, after mom threw her out, she moved back to mom in December (not for January and February), and then went back to love muffin by March.    Wonder if she's really a kindergarten teacher, or another exaggerated job title?      They had fight over to have, or not have sex, told her to leave then.      She had to take two weeks off of work as a kindergarten teacher, and went to the hospital and stayed in hospital for three days, by the way she called him to visit her.    She also told him to take her stuff to her grandparents' place, and he only took some stuff, not her beloved makeup collection.      Plaintiff gets nothing.      I can't stand the sad sack plaintiff.

 

Horses Grazing Ignorance-Defendant sued by plaintiff because the horses (not his) on his property are damaging the fence.  Plaintiff claims the horses are damaging her fence, and that the renter (on defendant's property) don't know how to feed horses properly.  Personally, I hate buttinskys who know everything about your horse, and think they are the world's greatest expert on your animal.  Defendant says the fence bottom rolling is because of plaintiff's dog digging under, and going on defendant's property.    If that dog is bothering the horses, know it all plaintiff will be responsible for any and all damages, including vet bills for injured horses.   Actually, in every state I've heard of, animals attacking livestock can be shot. 

Nothing for the plaintiff, and it's exactly what she deserves.

Fiance in Legal Trouble-Plaintiff loaned $1900 to defendant for attorney for loser boyfriend.   Boyfriend looks like he's a regular resident of jail.       As usual, the defendant calls questions about repayment harassment.     Promised to pay back using tax refund, and boyfriend could get work easily, both lies.  Plaintiff gets $1900.    

What Are You Not Suing Me For?-Defendant ripped down fence, and trespassed on plaintiff's property when the fence was extended to the street.   Then defendant called the Health Department about rats running on the plaintiff's property.     Plaintiff claims she didn't touch the fence, but did call and claim there were rats, and claims the plaintiff ruined her electric fence.  Apparently the fence was an invisible dog fence.     Defendant has had nothing fixed, and will only get a max of $139 for the dog fence.    No witnesses, so JJ has to work off of the survey, prepped by the plaintiff's husband.   Apparently the loony defendant had her invisible fence on the joint property line, instead of inside the property line.   Defendant gets $139 for invisible fence, and defendant had it send back to her local court, and she can take her case about the fence back to the local small claims case.    Defendant claims her gate fell off a while later, and she's claiming the fence caused that.   Plaintiff and defendant go back to local court, without prejudice.      I think the plaintiff should move if she can, and then hopefully won't have a loony old bat next door.

When Smog Comes Between Friends-Defendant spent money smogging and registering the car she bought from (former) friend plaintiff she bought the car from.    It was supposedly agreed that the cost to fix car for registration, and smog will be deducted from purchase price, the defendant brought zero evidence, and order is prepared for plaintiff to get car back with marshal's help. 

Mother Daughter Eviction and Child Endangerment-Defendant daughter kicked out rode hard, formerly homeless, and sad sack mom from daughter's house.     Plaintiff accused of making false reports to CPS.   Defendant's 16 year old daughter has blocked settlement from school district, and defendant can't touch it, but I bet plaintiff wants her to.      Stepdad, Mom, defendant's daughter in law and her five kids lived in the house also, and all were asked to leave.    Stepdad was state paid caretaker for plaintiff mom.       

Mother's happy smirk says she did call CPS on her daughter, when daughter evicted her and the rest of the leaches.    Mom's smirk would be much more effective if she actually had teeth.    I suspect plaintiff has a floofy top over her tank top that showed way too much before she arrived at court.     Plaintiff wants stuff she left behind, and it's all in the garage,  Plaintiff has five days to pick up her junk, and after that it will be trashed, and she will have to get an official escort to pick it up.       Main complaint by defendant is plaintiff made false reports to CPS in retaliation about booting her, and the rest of the clan out.       I hope the defendant changed the locks, and blocked all of them.    Claims the mother damaged her property.    Plaintiff has five days to remove her junk, and since daughter didn't get damage fixed, no money.    In the Hallterview, Mom is trying to cry, but no tears, and already trying to get daughter to feel sorry for her, and I suspect next step is trying to move back in.   I bet grandma also wants to stay close to 16 year old granddaughter, for when she gets her settlement money, and will want a share.  

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13 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Plaintiff wants stuff she left behind, and it's all in the garage,  Plaintiff has five days to pick up her junk, and after that it will be trashed, and she will have to get an official escort to pick it up.

This case was a waste of everyone’s time, expect perhaps the plaintiff and her moo moo. All the crap she wanted was safe and sound in the daughter/defendant’s garage and she seemed delighted to get rid of it. 

 

13 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

She had to take two weeks off of work as a kindergarten teacher, and went to the hospital and stayed in hospital for three days

I’m fairly certain that the only hospital that allows you to check yourself in is a mental treatment facility. Based on her fragile emotional state, her inability to speak in the hall and the looser she chose as a mate I’m guessing she’s a hot mess. 

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15 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Kindergarten Teacher Abuse-Teacher moves in with loser boyfriend, after mom threw her out,

We didn't get any JJ yesterday, but when I read this I doubt anyone with such terrible judgement and seemingly unstable mental state should be given charge of little kids. But maybe she's actually an assistant, the kind I remember from my kindergarten days - the person who puts the balls back in the closet and hands out the watercolours and construction paper.

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1 hour ago, AngelaHunter said:

We didn't get any JJ yesterday, but when I read this I doubt anyone with such terrible judgement and seemingly unstable mental state should be given charge of little kids. But maybe she's actually an assistant, the kind I remember from my kindergarten days - the person who puts the balls back in the closet and hands out the watercolours and construction paper.

But but he wouldn't give her her makeup... and she really REALLY likes her makeup

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On ‎12‎/‎23‎/‎2018 at 4:13 PM, Byrd is the Word said:

I’ve bought and sold lots of used cars. It’s always a bit of a crap shoot but as those of us here know, doing your due diligence takes lots of the risk out of the process; particularly title issues. There’s so much information online now. And I’m with you, I’d sooner ride the bus than drive a salvaged car. Troublesome at best and dangerous at worst. 

Yeah, people should at least do a title history, and if your vehicle was ever in a flood/hurricane ravaged area, keep on moving.  I once made the mistake of buying a vehicle that was repoed.  I will never do that again.  Ditto with corporate lease vehicles.

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The Plaintiffs in the roommate case turned out to be catty bitches, didn’t they? It almost seemed like they were doing impressions of girls they knew in high school. “For him, this is gonna be the most important thing he ever does in his life, soooo”. I was sitting here like, “you better read, sis.”

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53 minutes ago, 27bored said:

The Plaintiffs in the roommate case turned out to be catty bitches, didn’t they? It almost seemed like they were doing impressions of girls they knew in high school. “For him, this is gonna be the most important thing he ever does in his life, soooo”. I was sitting here like, “you better read, sis.”

I remember the first time I saw these two smug, disingenuous little dousche bags and time hasn’t lessened my contempt for either of them. 

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Oh How I Wish I Hadn't Taken the Nude Photo of Myself (this is the soon to be classic where female plaintiff, and male defendant both had a physical relationship with defendant's witness girlfriend).    It's also the one where the witness is brought into court, and defendant goes over and starts reminding her of what to say.      Plaintiff took naked selfies, and sent them to Jasmin (gf of both, and current gf of defendant), and nasty defendant posted those photos online.      Defendant says on phone message that he was going to retaliate with the photos if she didn't do what he said.    Witness Jasmin, everyone's girlfriend, comes to court, and defendant is talking to her.   Jasmin, the witness looks totally stoned, and absolutely empty upstairs, and isn't sure of anything that happened.      Jasmin confirms it was defendant on phone.    Bet Jasmin paid dearly for that remark in court, confirming voice on phone is her boyfriend.   Plaintiff gets $5,000.

 

Sushi Day for Judge Judy-Two young men suing ex roommate for broken lease,  damages, etc.    Plaintiff countersuing for garbage .     Plaintiff claims visitor only stayed one day in January, which became a weekend, and landlord said no roommates not on lease.  Roommates say defendant wanted friend to stay for much longer, and they said no.  Plaintiffs claim the defendant was a drunk, and his friend a career criminal, and they did tell the landlord, who then said the friend was not moving in.     There was a huge fight in July/August, and they all lived together for six more months.    Roommate defendant left in April, and paid the rent through then.    New roommate won't be moving in until July (?), and fool plaintiffs want money from May to when new roomie moves in, and they're not getting it.  Neither side has any case, and no one gets any money.  Hallterview with one plaintiff "You have to be ready to throw them out the second they threaten to slit your throat"

 

Teens Terrorize Neighborhood-(Teens damaged their apartment, and have a long history of police contact)-Blended family of defendants, had damage to house caused by girlfriend's three delinquent children.     Plaintiff former landlord suing for damage to home done by the defendants kids.     Landlady knew the male defendant from her father's business.    There were repeated police contacts, and defendant's kids were burglarizing neighborhood homes.     Landlady kept $500 security deposit.    Male defendant says kitchen window broken by teen having tantrum, hole in dry wall (same kid), kicked in doors, etc.    I think the door was a hollow core, and had been nailed by a thrown knife, and the 13 year old had done this also, and knife throwing was alleged by neighbors.   

 Pictures of damage by landlady/plaintiff are definitely more than $500 security covered.    Plaintiff wants carpet from 1997 replaced, and that's never happening.   Two broken basement windows also, phone photos undecipherable.   Repair service didn't itemize, and there are very few photos of damage.    Sent back to Minnesota court for damages, if plaintiff can get more proof, and itemized bills.   I really hope the homeowner got great pictures, and dropped the rug claim.     I hope the current landlord was watching this, and knows what their future is like, and probably why their neighbors are having break ins. 

How Many Times Have You Been Arrested?-Both parties have been arrested a few times each.   --Plaintiff claims defendants stole his motorcycle.   17 year old was caught riding stolen motorcycle, and defendant didn't have a license anyway.    Plaintiff finally got his motorcycle back from the impound after the case is over, and it was trashed.  Mother of defendant says no case filed, but it really went to juvenile court, and he got probation.   Defendant's mom doesn't seem to care about having to be in court twice with 17 year old son.      This is not the defendant's first arrest either.   Plaintiff gets $1500 for motorcycle.  

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1 hour ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

-Blended family of defendants, had damage to house caused by girlfriend's three delinquent children. 

Dumb, stupid def calls himself the father of his girlfriend's kids. No, you're not. You're the boyfriend of Mother of the Year. Girlfriend thinks she going to the beach in her sun dress and for some reason really wants to display those massive arms here. Wtf? Unlike our litigants, I've never been to court but if I were going I think I might dress just a wee bit more conservatively and skip the body-baring ensembles. Ms. Sun Dress is incapable of giving any reasonable replies so stupid, dumbass, grinning boyfriend is the spokesman for them. Plaintiff was not overly-endowed in the brains department either. Go back to Minnysota, all of you.

1 hour ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Both parties have been arrested a few times each. 

Well, sure. Who hasn't been arrested multiple times? No biggie, right?

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18 minutes ago, AngelaHunter said:

Unlike our litigants, I've never been to court but if I were going I think I might dress just a wee bit more conservatively and skip the body-baring ensembles.

I’m also willing to wager that you’d wake up the morning of your scheduled court appearance and remember to not get a neck tattoo. Not that day. Not ever. 

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1 hour ago, Byrd is the Word said:

I’m also willing to wager that you’d wake up the morning of your scheduled court appearance and remember to not get a neck tattoo.

What about my nose ring and my tongue piercing and my sky-high, spiky stripper heels? Surely they will impress.

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4 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Oh How I Wish I Hadn't Taken the Nude Photo of Myself (this is the soon to be classic where female plaintiff, and male defendant both had a physical relationship with defendant's witness girlfriend).    It's also the one where the witness is brought into court, and defendant goes over and starts reminding her of what to say.      Plaintiff took naked selfies, and sent them to Jasmin (gf of both, and current gf of defendant), and nasty defendant posted those photos online.      Defendant says on phone message that he was going to retaliate with the photos if she didn't do what he said.    Witness Jasmin, everyone's girlfriend, comes to court, and defendant is talking to her.   Jasmin, the witness looks totally stoned, and absolutely empty upstairs, and isn't sure of anything that happened.      Jasmin confirms it was defendant on phone.    Bet Jasmin paid dearly for that remark in court, confirming voice on phone is her boyfriend.   Plaintiff gets $5,000.

JJ's face when Jasmin was walking through the gallery and stopped so the guy could smooch on her was indescribable. "What is this, The Love Connection?" I think that was a first for me, seeing someone get up on the witness stand to testify. Usually they just stand in their spot behind the table. Very odd.

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10 hours ago, Cobalt Stargazer said:

I think that was a first for me, seeing someone get up on the witness stand to testify.

We've seen that before, always with people JJ feels are so stupid, so scattered and such liars she drags them up to the "Kiddie" hot seat to grill them and pin them down with the laser stare. It's the ultimate litigant shame, or it would be if they were smart enough to realize it.

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12 hours ago, Cobalt Stargazer said:

stopped so the guy could smooch on her was indescribable.

My thought was, the def tried to whisper to her what to say, but she was too smacked back to understand.  I don't think I've ever seen someone high as that on JJ before.

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1 hour ago, Brattinella said:

My thought was, the def tried to whisper to her what to say, but she was too smacked back to understand.  I don't think I've ever seen someone high as that on JJ before.

One of those times when we needed split screen - I'm sure def was trying to signal dummy gf witness what to say, but she was so zonked she didn't get the message.... maybe even split to 4 views, one one def signalling and then reacted as his squeeze blows his case - one on zonked witness in the kiddy seat - one on JJ as gf says exactly what JJ expects - and of course one on Byrd as he wants - so, so badly - to go squash the def - and defendant was so imminently squash-worthy

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I just saw this case for the second time.  Both times I was amazed that Byrd didn't shut that down instantly.  And it seemed to go on for a long time.

 

And could I use the word "time" even more times????

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28 minutes ago, SRTouch said:

One of those times when we needed split screen - I'm sure def was trying to signal dummy gf witness what to say, but she was so zonked she didn't get the message.... maybe even split to 4 views, one one def signalling and then reacted as his squeeze blows his case - one on zonked witness in the kiddy seat - one on JJ as gf says exactly what JJ expects - and of course one on Byrd as he wants - so, so badly - to go squash the def - and defendant was so imminently squash-worthy

The "S" Team here:

1. Plaintiff = Shamed

2. Defendant = Scum

3. Girlfriend Witness = Stoned

4. Judge = Steamed

5. Byrd = Self Controlled 

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5 hours ago, Brattinella said:

My thought was, the def tried to whisper to her what to say, but she was too smacked back to understand. 

I can't help but think that she was out of it without the help of any chemical substance. This may well have been her usual intellectual and mental state.

 

On 25/12/2018 at 6:58 PM, CrazyInAlabama said:

Defendant daughter kicked out rode hard, formerly homeless, and sad sack mom from daughter's house.     Plaintiff accused of making false reports to CPS.

A case which elicited another immortal jurisprudential pearl of wisdom from JJ: "mothers do not harrass daughters, they annoy them". I wonder how that defense would stand in a case of criminal harrassment between parent and offspring...

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Wildest Explanation -(this rerun is the defendant who claims she was hiding a car for plaintiff, and owes nothing for the other car)-Defendant with lousy credit score goes car shopping with friend, likes 2016 Dodge Dart, and gets the loan in plaintiff's name, and defendant will make payments, and insurance.     In December idiot defendant hit black ice, totaled the car, and with no gap insurance there is $6k .    Defendant claims she was hiding the car at her house, if she paid for insurance, and drove the car until she smashed it up.   Defendant actually claims the plaintiff bought two cars, hid one with her.      Anashatier Hines is the defendant, and she only paid insurance, no car loan payments.     Since when is $320 a month insurance?    Plaintiff gets $5k.

Drug Possession and Child Custody- Plaintiff suing former roommate for impound fees because defendant/roommate was arrested driving plaintiff's car and got caught with drugs in car, and car was impounded.      Plaintiff also wants moving costs because he had to move from druggie roommate, because of a custody dispute after drug impound.        Plaintiff's car was not registered when the roommate was driving car home from airport dropoff of plaintiff.     Defendant got pulled over because of expired inspection sticker (the stickers are often color coded, where I used to live, so expired ones were easy to spot).    My guess is the inspection sticker was noticed after defendant was either speeding, or doing something not acceptable with his driving, and that's when everything went downhill.     However, expired inspection sticker from previous year means no registration.      For fans of Parking Wars, no inspection and bad registration is an F-stop, and immediate tow and impounded.       When car was searched it had drugs in it (pot and pills), and it was plea bargained out to misdemeanors.     Plaintiff doesn't get moving expenses, and didn't deserve them.    Plaintiff case dismissed.

Woman Takes Tumble Down Unsafe Stairs-Homeowner claims stairs built by contractor were unsafe, took five months instead of two weeks to finish, and new contractor claims he saw previous contractor damaging house.      $5800 paid to contractor, and he wants $1,000 more.    Defendant claims the stairs were unsafe, she owes him nothing, and she was injured on stairs.    Picture of project the day contractor was fired are terrible.    Defendant claims paint was bad, dry wall was bad, wrong color paint, floor heights didn't match, and claims she fell off of outside stairs, because one step wasn't screwed down.     Plaintiff has different, better pictures of same areas.     

New contractor claims the previous contractor was fired, and then vandalized the house.    Defendant claims plaintiff unscrewed outlet covers,    Contract says homeowner will paint inside, and outside, no flooring or outlet covers were included.    Strange contract, only wanted one side of stairs with handrail, and was going to have other contractor do the other side.               I absolutely hate the defendant, her husband, and the new contractor, and wonder what's really going on here.   My guess, they pull this a lot, and the other people don't sue the way the plaintiff did.    Plaintiff gets $1,000.    

Show Car No Go Car-.    Plaintiff bought 1983 Buick Regal Lowrider off craigslist ad, took a test drive, and tried to register the car, because it wouldn't pass emissions tests.     Defendant claims it was a show car, and not permitted to be driven.   However, defendant let the plaintiff test drive the car that wasn't registered for street use, had no plates, and was only a show car.    Plaintiff gets $5k.          

 

Warning-One of tomorrow's cases is a little old lady mauled by dogs.   

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1 hour ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Anashatier Hines is the defendant, and she only paid insurance, no car loan payments.

And in the hallway this contemptible low life says that the plaintiff is upset because she got “finessed” which, according to Urban Dictionary means screwd/conned. So I’m taking that as confirmation that this conniving bitch got what she deserved.

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9 hours ago, Brattinella said:

My thought was, the def tried to whisper to her what to say, but she was too smacked back to understand. 

Dumbbitch would need charts and graphs and flashcards and then probably still couldn't understand anything.

 

2 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

  Plaintiff bought 1983 Buick Regal Lowrider off craigslist ad,

Hahaha! What is this litigant obesession with ancient Buicks and Caddys? I missed today's eps due to a family dinner here and I'm proud to say I didn't have to call the police to my home.

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11 minutes ago, AngelaHunter said:

I'm proud to say I didn't have to call the police to my home.

The night is still young.

2 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

New contractor claims the previous contractor was fired, and then vandalized the house.    Defendant claims plaintiff unscrewed outlet covers, 

New contractor who doesn't know the difference betwen a plug and a receptacle. I wish some one would have looked into the relationship between the new contractor and the defendant. Probably boinking.

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22 minutes ago, DoctorK said:

The night is still young.

I got them all out the door before any physical altercations occured. They all have warrants on them, so I didn't want to take any chances since I dont' have enough cash in my underwear drawer to bail anyone out of jail.

Today's cases will have to keep until tomorrow since of course I am now too drunk to watch them.

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10 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

I didn't want to take any chances since I dont' have enough cash in my underwear drawer to bail anyone out of jail.

If you can't scrape the cash together I'l lend it to you; can't have dangerous family members in jail to start the new year.  We can chat about the money via text but be sure your text evidence that it's a gift is lost when you're forced to buy a new phone following a drunken rampage in which your old phone is destroyed.  Never mind that I'm 28, living in a trailer on my grandma's property and clear $724/month in disability benefit.  Be sure to countersue for harassment when I have the audacity to contact you by phone, text or email.  If I go a step further and actually knock on your door, claim the maximum $5,000 in damages.  When the judgement goes against you be sure to top off the experience by telling the hallway reporter that I told you "not to worry about it" and "It is what it is".  

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43 minutes ago, bad things are bad said:

Caddys are classy, I guess, but old Buicks run forever. Perfect cheap transportation special,

I guess they could be cheap to buy, but the towing, the repairs, and not least, the 8mpg these old hulks get, and the cheap comes out expensive. And yeah, it's not for practicality someone buys an '89 Caddy. It's like other litigants buying 15-year old BMWs. I think they just like to feel like big shots. It might be a wreck, but hey look at me! I drive a Beamer/Caddy with 21" rims!

1 hour ago, Byrd is the Word said:

If you can't scrape the cash together I'l lend it to you; can't have dangerous family members in jail to start the new year.

Gee, thanks! I nearly had to take you up on that (and you know I'd pay you back) when my niece got all up in my face and I thought she was going to swing on me but luckily her boyfriend got her in a headlock and wrestled her out the door. My brother got all mad, dumped a drink on my head, went outside and gently threw rocks at my car. Lovely evening, it was, with no injuries or arrests, for once.

The worst part is that while the preceding sounds like a crazy slapstick comedy to me, it's real life for many we see here.

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Yes,  I suspect that the new contractor is her side piece, and the husband either ignores it or is happy about it (I can't imagine too many people being happy to have sexy time with her, I bet she gives orders then too, and in the same tone of voice).    I also agree with the old contractor, that homeowner does this all of the time to handymen and contractors, and many don't think it's worth the effort to take her to court.   I'm hoping other local companies saw this, and don't work for this person.     

I couldn't believe that the handrail she told him the other man would do (not code to have that set of outside stairs open) was the side with the 100 gallon propane tank, with the metal edge sticking up.   One slip, and a person is going to be in serious trouble, and the tank might tip over and the hose pull loose too.   99% of what she was complaining about was the paint job, and that was her responsibility according to the contract. 

It wasn't just an old Buick Regal, but a low  rider Buick Regal.    He wanted to drive it, and it was unable to be registered, or legally on the road, and I'm surprised it even started with all of the parts removed.    

When I lived in New Mexico years ago, a lady in the vanpool had a Buick Regal, and people would knock on her door asking how much she wanted for it.   It was scary to me that every bad guy in the neighborhood wanted her car.        It was the number one choice of gang bangers, and wannabes, and highly prized, and low riders are even more prized, like the show car.     The funny thing about all of the people who wanted to buy her car was that made it very safe from theft.   We had a huge car theft problem there, and no one could even go near her property without someone noticing it.    No way some low life was going to steal that car, that so many of the gang members wanted if she ever sold it.  

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