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19 Parodies and Counting: The Goofy Thread


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Passel of 19

Unprepared for the real world

Wrong on all levels

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Marriage counseling

Josh at last accountable?

Time to face music

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Printing press defunct 

13 in crowded RV

Summer tour begins

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Rodriguii tour

Poor emaciated kids

At least they'll get fed

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Quiver full of shit

Arrow points to idiots

Latest Fundy craze

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Muffy and Scruffy

Justify  missioncation 

Preaching in English

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Entitled Smuggar

Treats Anna like his lackey

He's not learned a thing

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I took a break from my meme plucking and decided to compose some Smugku.

 

Dress up like a cow

Anna won't wear the udders

That made Joshley sulk

 

Douche colored PlayDoh

Won the Internet again

Attagirl, Aja!

 

Upstaged modesty

Blight of the Silverfish Dress

Lives in infamy

 

Interpretive dance

Missioncation now over

Man bun in danger

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All, the Lord laid it upon my heart to share with you these Smugku to bless you as you walk through this special, neat season of life....

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Fortress construction 

In Smugg's unrepentant heart

Still blaming Satan

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Dullard announcement:

Missioncation vacation 

Soon grifting stateside

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Hmmmm. Side hugging sweaty men after a "special race" is my favorite thing to do.(Followed closely by making sweet fellowship with my wife Pamela... er, no, that's not right. Penelope? Priscilla! *awkward cough, nervous giggle* Ahem. Making sweet fellowship with my wife, Priscilla, while looking at a picture of my beloved, naked Jesus.)

#wallerwednesday

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1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:

Those Keller boys are growing up to be quite unfortunate looking young men. I can say that now that I am almost sure the youngest one is over 18. Not sure who the doofus on the far right is, but oh dear...

I know it's just the angle and a bit of a fold on the shirt, but it so looks as though it says "Te amo Perv".

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They should send *that* particular shirt to Smuggar. 

I wonder when the Gothard crew last went to Peru? I remember a bunch of Duggars and Bateseseseses going there before everyone started getting paired off. I doubt either David or Nathan was old enough to go; this had to be at least five years ago, if not longer. 

No longer silly, I'm stepping out. 

She's renamed Cringer

Overuse of the word Babe

I've lost all respect 

 

A creepy courtship

It's cringeworthy all around

Please, just get married.

 

She's preggers again

The TLC Gravy Train

Won't last forever.

 

Boob showing his ass

Territorial pissings

Snoops in the closet

 

Boob acts like baboon

Has to be dominant male.

He's so insecure

 

Sorry if the Smugku are a bit "off".  It's been a while.  Enjoy.

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On 22 April 2017 at 1:14 PM, lianau said:

You're right . And he looks a little like Lord Voldemort.

I didn't think of Voldemort when I saw Austin, but he definitely needs a new name. I am Lord Voldemort is an anagram of Tom Marvolo Riddle, so an anagram of Austin Forsyth.

I didn't do so well on the new surname, because I wanted to keep Faust, but my offering is Faust Shortyin. Any other suggestions for him?

2 hours ago, Obsidian said:

I didn't think of Voldemort when I saw Austin, but he definitely needs a new name. I am Lord Voldemort is an anagram of Tom Marvolo Riddle, so an anagram of Austin Forsyth.

I didn't do so well on the new surname, because I wanted to keep Faust, but my offering is Faust Shortyin. Any other suggestions for him?

Faust sin Tory?

I don't know...that was the first thing I came up with while keeping Faust, but it sounds like a fun game an will probably keep me up late now...

Saint for Tushy?

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A few more...sorry some of them got a bit gross, but have to go with what the avaialble letters suggest...

Frothy Anus Sits

Forty Shit Anus

Shifty Anus Ort

This one needed only the merest misspelling to make it work...Short uf Sanity

And this one just has a random leftover "or" which I wasn't sure where to wedge in...Shy Tunafish

Or Snotfish Autry, which means pretty much nothing, but I liked the sound of it.

His name really is an anagram goldmine

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2 hours ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

A few more...sorry some of them got a bit gross, but have to go with what the avaialble letters suggest...

Frothy Anus Sits

Forty Shit Anus

Shifty Anus Ort

This one needed only the merest misspelling to make it work...Short uf Sanity

And this one just has a random leftover "or" which I wasn't sure where to wedge in...Shy Tunafish

Or Snotfish Autry, which means pretty much nothing, but I liked the sound of it.

His name really is an anagram goldmine

What do you mean it means nothing?  He's a cowboy, duh!  Or the hard riding, hard praying Sheriff  of Fundytown.. 

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