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S03.E21: Secrets Revealed


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Previously unseen footage from Season 3 is presented. Included: Katie attacks a meddling Jax; James corners Kristen about her past with Tom Sandoval; Peter gets assistance to score a date; and Lisa hires a restaurant consultant.

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Hee, hee. Tattoo artist has covered the first half of Carmen's name with dark flower petals. FI Tom suggests that Jax leave the "men" exposed.

Kristin can look absolutely gorgeous when she isn't shoving her chin into her chest.

Why has no one told Peter how stupid he looks with his shirt unbuttoned to his belly button?

Pump Head Chef: I hope her business cards don't say that.

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Funniest part was Katie screaming at Scheana while Schwartz is stuffing his face with pizza.

Who wants to bet that that hair that guy found in his food was Kristen's? Also why did Lisa hire him if she didn't want to listen to anything he had to say?

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That was a cute, upbeat, lighthearted way to end the season. It made up for the lame Reunion Part II.

Why does Saddlebag Schaena think she can wear those Olivia-Newton-John-in-Grease pants???

You just know Kristen had backups of all those photos she deleted somewhere.

FI Tom's modeling poses with titles cracked me up.

Best part of VPR? This forum and everyone's hilarious comments. I've laughed so hard reading the gold posted here. Here's to Season 4 and seeing you all again then!

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Scheana and Shay are going to have some tone deaf babies.

If FI Tom hasn't found a way to be part of Zoolander 2, he's been doing a terrible job with exploiting his reality fame.

How on earth did Schwartz miss the fact that Katie had stormed out?

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How on earth did Schwartz miss the fact that Katie had stormed out?

 

 

I think he was high. Both the pizza-shoveling and his sort of "Whoa, what just happened?" reaction to Katie reminded me of what it's like when I've indulged in a little weed.

 

The Sandoval modeling school was the highlight for me.

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Please sign me up for the Sandoval School of Modeling because that shit was seriously funny. 

 

I was thrilled to see that FI pulled the musical part of his mactician talents out for Shay and Scheana's bridal casita reception. 

 

Jax sure does love to take his shorts off around other guys, doesn't he?

 

Schwartzie really is hopeless when it comes to Katie but I felt for the guy with the vitamin needle. 

 

I was very disappointed that Lisa's mystery shopper didn't give her any feedback on the Nugget or Kristen.  At least not that we heard, which should have been the whole point.

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All I got from this episode is that none of the guys have pubes. Is that a thing now? Pube-less guys? Or just a mactor thing. I need to know so I can tell my guy. Honey, you're wearing chunky sweaters and skinny jeans. And also, from now on, no pubes for you.

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charmed1, seeing as how they wax their eyebrows, I'm guessing the hot wax doesn't stop there.  And FI is incredibly particular about the hair on his head so . . .  

 

I'm sure Jax needs to create more space to put more girls' names.  Or guys'.

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Who wants to bet that that hair that guy found in his food was Kristen's? Also why did Lisa hire him if she didn't want to listen to anything he had to say?

Yeah, that was the first thing I thought. I was so hoping to see Lisa Vanderbucks' eyes bug out at at the chapter devoted to Kristen, especially the part where she starts bad-mouthing the guy to a co-worker within earshot of him.

 

You just know Kristen had backups of all those photos she deleted somewhere.

Fer sure! I was kinda surprised when DJ Muppetbaby actually remembered to make her empty the recycling bin on her laptop.

 

FI Tom's modeling poses were hilarious. "Sun in my eyes, treasure in the distance." 

Straight from the Handsome Boy Modeling School!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtzasjfM8no

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Peter: How do you spell your first name?  S-A-R-A-H.  (smooth)

Please button your shirt at least half way up.  Unless you're in a remake of Saturday Night Fever, no-one wants to see that.

 

Scheana loves the sound of her own voice.  Not sure who else does.  I hope the production teams gives her the Stassi edit next year.  She's insufferable.  And a poor copy of Stassi.

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I was thrilled to see that FI pulled the musical part of his mactician talents out for Shay and Scheana's bridal casita reception.

 

 

I'm sad that we didn't spend any time with Tom's band this season. One of my favorite parts of last season was watching Kristen complain and pick fights and make Tom cry ... until he took the stage in front of a small audience. Then she loved him again.

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