OnceSane March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 Previously unseen footage from Season 3 is presented. Included: Katie attacks a meddling Jax; James corners Kristen about her past with Tom Sandoval; Peter gets assistance to score a date; and Lisa hires a restaurant consultant. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/
hoodooznoodooz March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 (edited) Hee, hee. Tattoo artist has covered the first half of Carmen's name with dark flower petals. FI Tom suggests that Jax leave the "men" exposed. Kristin can look absolutely gorgeous when she isn't shoving her chin into her chest. Why has no one told Peter how stupid he looks with his shirt unbuttoned to his belly button? Pump Head Chef: I hope her business cards don't say that. Edited March 21, 2015 by hoodooznoodooz 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-949474
The Mighty Peanut March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 "You guys, I think the ocean just got Jaxed." *dies* 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-958901
BogoGog24 March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 Funniest part was Katie screaming at Scheana while Schwartz is stuffing his face with pizza. Who wants to bet that that hair that guy found in his food was Kristen's? Also why did Lisa hire him if she didn't want to listen to anything he had to say? 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-959011
Otherkate March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 I don't know if I'll ever be able to get over that "singing" that Shay and Scheana were doing there at the end. Like two drunk dogs howling in one another's faces. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-959054
Shelby March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 That was a cute, upbeat, lighthearted way to end the season. It made up for the lame Reunion Part II. Why does Saddlebag Schaena think she can wear those Olivia-Newton-John-in-Grease pants??? You just know Kristen had backups of all those photos she deleted somewhere. FI Tom's modeling poses with titles cracked me up. Best part of VPR? This forum and everyone's hilarious comments. I've laughed so hard reading the gold posted here. Here's to Season 4 and seeing you all again then! 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-959068
HunterHunted March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 Scheana and Shay are going to have some tone deaf babies. If FI Tom hasn't found a way to be part of Zoolander 2, he's been doing a terrible job with exploiting his reality fame. How on earth did Schwartz miss the fact that Katie had stormed out? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-959101
Watermelon March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 Bless him, Schwartzie is just the slowest thing. Eating pizza while your girl is in a yelling match. Laying prone on a couch while she already stormed out. He's the best. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-959725
BogoGog24 March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 How on earth did Schwartz miss the fact that Katie had stormed out? Easy. He was too busy shoving pizza in his mouth to notice the fight. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-960130
ExplainItAgain March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 FI Tom's modeling poses were hilarious. "Sun in my eyes, treasure in the distance." 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-960274
lisalionheart March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 How on earth did Schwartz miss the fact that Katie had stormed out? I think he was high. Both the pizza-shoveling and his sort of "Whoa, what just happened?" reaction to Katie reminded me of what it's like when I've indulged in a little weed. The Sandoval modeling school was the highlight for me. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-960351
psychoticstate March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 Please sign me up for the Sandoval School of Modeling because that shit was seriously funny. I was thrilled to see that FI pulled the musical part of his mactician talents out for Shay and Scheana's bridal casita reception. Jax sure does love to take his shorts off around other guys, doesn't he? Schwartzie really is hopeless when it comes to Katie but I felt for the guy with the vitamin needle. I was very disappointed that Lisa's mystery shopper didn't give her any feedback on the Nugget or Kristen. At least not that we heard, which should have been the whole point. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-961164
OnceSane March 24, 2015 Author Share March 24, 2015 FI Tom's School of Crappy Modeling would so be worth the $34.99 charge. And Kristen, don't lie…your hair has never looked good let alone amazing. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-961274
charmed1 March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 All I got from this episode is that none of the guys have pubes. Is that a thing now? Pube-less guys? Or just a mactor thing. I need to know so I can tell my guy. Honey, you're wearing chunky sweaters and skinny jeans. And also, from now on, no pubes for you. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-961276
psychoticstate March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 charmed1, seeing as how they wax their eyebrows, I'm guessing the hot wax doesn't stop there. And FI is incredibly particular about the hair on his head so . . . I'm sure Jax needs to create more space to put more girls' names. Or guys'. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-961415
Ubiquitous March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 Who wants to bet that that hair that guy found in his food was Kristen's? Also why did Lisa hire him if she didn't want to listen to anything he had to say? Yeah, that was the first thing I thought. I was so hoping to see Lisa Vanderbucks' eyes bug out at at the chapter devoted to Kristen, especially the part where she starts bad-mouthing the guy to a co-worker within earshot of him. You just know Kristen had backups of all those photos she deleted somewhere. Fer sure! I was kinda surprised when DJ Muppetbaby actually remembered to make her empty the recycling bin on her laptop. FI Tom's modeling poses were hilarious. "Sun in my eyes, treasure in the distance." Straight from the Handsome Boy Modeling School! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtzasjfM8no Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-961574
urusai March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 StASSi's mom is as much a bitch as her daughter. The apple fell down into the roots on that one. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-961768
Lola16 March 25, 2015 Share March 25, 2015 Peter: How do you spell your first name? S-A-R-A-H. (smooth) Please button your shirt at least half way up. Unless you're in a remake of Saturday Night Fever, no-one wants to see that. Scheana loves the sound of her own voice. Not sure who else does. I hope the production teams gives her the Stassi edit next year. She's insufferable. And a poor copy of Stassi. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-963818
lisalionheart March 25, 2015 Share March 25, 2015 I was thrilled to see that FI pulled the musical part of his mactician talents out for Shay and Scheana's bridal casita reception. I'm sad that we didn't spend any time with Tom's band this season. One of my favorite parts of last season was watching Kristen complain and pick fights and make Tom cry ... until he took the stage in front of a small audience. Then she loved him again. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-964452
Ubiquitous March 25, 2015 Share March 25, 2015 Peter: How do you spell your first name? S-A-R-A-H. (smooth) Hee! As much of a total bitch StASSi is, I did appreciate her not wanting her bare feet to touch the carpeting in his apartment. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-965210
le bordel chaud March 26, 2015 Share March 26, 2015 LOL I was watching Boy George on Idol and his voice sounded SO familiar. It took me a couple of minutes to place it but he sounds just like James from our favorite SoCal spot. It's uncanny! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/23710-s03e21-secrets-revealed/#findComment-967547
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