S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

"Who's this big-booty bitch??"  is what I imagine the patrons at the grocery store are saying about me.

its what I demand they call me as Im there 

Edited April 5 by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

13 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

He must have gained a few chins in the clink or something.  I don't see what this giant beard is adding to his looks...

He could be a RenFair participant 

[SemiCharmedLife]

It would be hilarious if the picture of the Big Booty Bitch was actually her, with a highly filtered pic.  These ladies are constantly catfishing the heck out of the prisoners.  She could have forgot she sent it!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

He could be a RenFair participant 

Huzzah

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Whatever the opposite of swoonworthy is, that's it. 

We need a word for statements that make your vagina clench shut and ovaries shut down. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We need a word for statements that make your vagina clench shut and ovaries shut down. 

"Big Ed"?

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We need a word for statements that make your vagina clench shut and ovaries shut down. 

A "sterilization line" alas has too many syllables and doesn't roll off the tongue.

[Empress1]

“Where we gonna fuck at?” CLASSY!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We need a word for statements that make your vagina clench shut and ovaries shut down. 

Is you ovulatin’?

[Red Bridey]

If there are ex-cons hanging out on the bench outside the halfway house, why can't Brian do the same? Maybe because he doesn't want to actually hang out with that ugly woman? 

JK, listen.to.your.mother.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He sucked a noodle through his tooth hole. So sexy!

[Keywestclubkid]

this woman is sitting there giggling like a idiot and she has 2 children at home ... like grow the fuck up 

[Auntie Anxiety]

JK, first you need to get some dental implants. Then you can talk about siring a baby.

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Even we have some standards. 

Yeah...that's a bar too low, even for me 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Condoms are for slut people, according to Assholeu (90 Day).

[MagicEyes]

He doesn't have a child yet that he knows about! 

[Empress1]

He’s never used a condom?! Has he not heard of STDs?

[Pepper Mostly]

If was signing up for Primetimer today, I would totally use Big Booty Bitch as my handle.

He doesn't want to be fifty with a ten year old. I was fifty with a ten year old. Its not exactly one foot in the grave, dickweed.

[MagicEyes]

Her eyebrows are scary. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

In his 31 years of having sex without having any babies, how many were spent in prison? It's hard to knock someone up when there are no women involved.

[Red Bridey]

Sister Bradly looks rode hard and put away wet.

[Gobi]

Is that a tattoo of a sombrero on his neck?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alissa excuses herself because she needs to pluck her eyebrows in the ladies` room.

[sainte-chapelle]

Super late as I was painting the apt, what did I miss?

[Empress1]

It’s not the age thing he needs to worry about, it’s the fact that he has no job and I’m not entirely sure he has a home. Doesn’t Brooke have a roommate (plus two kids)?

[Eldemarge]

The thin brows I can deal with but these are lined  like a Vulcan and it's not cute.

[Keywestclubkid]

I dunno if its her eyelashes are to big or if she's high and can't keep her eyes open and its annoying 

[Empress1]

“Bitch, you be chasing everybody away.” HA!

[Red Bridey]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Super late as I was painting the apt, what did I miss?

Not much, smart people making good decisions as per usual! These people all belong in Mensa. How does your apartment look? Does it make your heart sing?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Both of these women look so surprised to be there.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

He’s never used a condom?! Has he not heard of STDs?

He's been in prison! Do they not offer condoms free of charge in the prison?

HAHahaha

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s do some more family things, like have family fisticuffs session.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

The thin brows I can deal with but these are lined  like a Vulcan and it's not cute.

Those eyebrows good Lord…this girl saying she throws bricks through windows?!?! What is going on?!?

[Gobi]

The pull out game is strong in this one!

[Pepper Mostly]

15 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

He could be a RenFair participant 

He's a jolly yeoman, quaffing ale and Morris dancing! 

12 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Big Ed"?

I just literally screamed out loud.

12 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

A "sterilization line" alas has too many syllables and doesn't roll off the tongue.

"Ovary killer"? "Uterus shrinker"? "tw@t slammer"? 

12 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

“Where we gonna fuck at?” CLASSY!

Speaking of swoonworthy! 

11 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He sucked a noodle through his tooth hole. So sexy!

I'll never be able to unsee that. Shudder. 

Edited April 5 by Pepper Mostly

[kacesq]

I can’t stand June and her family. Can’t believe she still has a show.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Her eyebrows are scary. 

@Keywestclubkid, are you OK? Lots of brow trauma tonight. Need a nice gin and tonic? For your nerves.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ah family time, when you joke about your brother getting a blow job from your friend. It's like a Rockwell painting come to life.

Edited April 5 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

I can’t stand June and her family. Can’t believe she still has a show.

It`s the WETV answer to Little People, Big Whoop.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Super late as I was painting the apt, what did I miss?

Lazy git! Get your priorities together!

[sainte-chapelle]

That one lady in the clip reminds me of Kim baaa le from 90 day fiance

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I can’t stand June and her family. Can’t believe she still has a show.

People love to watch train wrecks--hence the popularity of LAL! 😉

[Red Bridey]

Tw@t tightener? See you next Tuesday clamp?

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Super late as I was painting the apt, what did I miss?

Everyone is having respectful, intelligent conversations, making a cogent, attainable plan for the future, and definitely not lying about all the other women that they're conversating with. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Tw@t tightener? See you next Tuesday clamp?

Chastity belt?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Tw@t tightener? See you next Tuesday clamp?

Vagino? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sahara snatchinator?

[Auntie Anxiety]

He’s in Portland? Look for my son and his family.

[SemiCharmedLife]

va-jay-jay nay-nay

[WaltersHair]

Is Little People Big World still a thing? I remember going to Peoria, IL for a work thing and watching Sister Wives and that show in the hotel. Couldn't concentrate on the assignment to save my life.