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[Pepper Mostly]

"Juan really needs to decide what he wants. Which better be what I want"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Juan really needs to decide what he wants. Which better be what I want"

Or he’ll never see this kid again.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Must still be the bachelor/bachelorette rental.  Yessica’s house isn’t that nice and there’s no word art every 2 inches.

And I bet every room is provided with a door. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Oh must we be subjected to Shekinah’s vapid friend group again led by the sniveling croissant Dan?? He’s going to be on the Tell All, isn’t he. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Given the state of things I don’t foresee many opportunities for Juan as a new immigrant 

Poor guy's probably been shipped to El Salvador already.

[sainte-chapelle]

I went on a river cruise and spoke to many of the employees.Many have families back home and are away for months at a time but it pays well and supports the family. Jessica is living in la la land. If you didn’t want this then don’t get knocked up by a cruise employee and try to make it a marriage. If he didn’t want this he should have wrapped it or not sleep with guests.

[For Cereals]

Just now, kacesq said:

Anyone watch that Poly show? Thoughts?

I don’t know why they are in a quad.  The two men only want the one wife, the other wife is jealous, the men hate each other and so much has come out on social media about the one husband that proves yet again Sharpe/TLC doesn’t do any homework or they just don’t give a shiz.  I’m only worried about the kids they’ve dragged into it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I made myself a grilled hamburger for dinner as my little Memorial Day celebration. Had some store bought potato salad, chips, pickles and lemonade on the side. It was great. Spent some time with Son #1 and one of my granddaughters at a soccer tournament yesterday. (I had to wear my down coat). Was so wonderful to spend time with them.

[Suzywriter]

15 minutes ago, judylo said:

Full disclosure, in 2021 I was diagnosed with liver disease (managing well now) and lost about 50 pounds (a lot of excess fluid) very very quickly. I was too skinny, gaunt. Gained a bit back. By early 2022 i noticed my new resting bitch face. So I went to my dermatologist and got the smallest amount of Restylane, hyaluronic acid filler, the kind for deep wrinkles, in the lower part of my face. It did help! Not completely but enough. Very subtle.

At that time it was supposed to only last 6 months to a year but then they found that filler sticks around longer. BUT i also gained 20 to 30 pounds and that helped my face, if not my body!

Sigh. I can’t take this aging stuff. Had Reclast infusion finally on Wednesday for my osteoporosis!
 

 

 

I always thought skinny would be fun and liberating. It's not! I drag around looking and feeling like a scrawny, curveless scarecrow. NONE of my cute clothes fit and I miss my big, strong, furniture-moving, lawn mowing butt.

 

Edited Monday at 12:51 AM by Suzywriter

[tvrox]

Do people really make so many cocktails they need their own machine? Isn't that why bars exist? 

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I went on a river cruise and spoke to many of the employees.Many have families back home and are away for months at a time but it pays well and supports the family. Jessica is living in la la land. If you didn’t want this then don’t get knocked up by a cruise employee and try to make it a marriage. If he didn’t want this he should have wrapped it or not sleep with guests.

This. All of this. They both contributed to their own hell. 

[Eldemarge]

We got back from our trip to Orlando and Cocoa Beach today!  I didn't get tan at all. I got very burned lol.  Still had a really good time, though!  

My boyfriend sat with a stranger on the plane because we had to get separate seating (we were the last people to check in... whoops).  After the flight, she met me and told me that he told her "many sweet things" about me.  Awwww..

Here we are at dinner last night!

[Gobi]

Lip tattoos are better in Turkey.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Dan, you are NOT the father invited.”

[Pepper Mostly]

"We're going to meet up with friends. They'll probably grill Sarper some more."

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

We got back from our trip to Orlando and Cocoa Beach today!  I didn't get tan at all. I got very burned lol.  Still had a really good time, though!  

My boyfriend sat with a stranger on the plane because we had to get separate seating (we were the last people to check in... whoops).  After the flight, she met me and told me that he told her "many sweet things" about me.  Awwww..

Here we are at dinner last night!

I love this so much!

[JeanJean]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

We got back from our trip to Orlando and Cocoa Beach today!  I didn't get tan at all. I got very burned lol.  Still had a really good time, though!  

My boyfriend sat with a stranger on the plane because we had to get separate seating (we were the last people to check in... whoops).  After the flight, she met me and told me that he told her "many sweet things" about me.  Awwww..

Here we are at dinner last night!

You're just a (cute) baby!

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

We got back from our trip to Orlando and Cocoa Beach today!  I didn't get tan at all. I got very burned lol.  Still had a really good time, though!  

My boyfriend sat with a stranger on the plane because we had to get separate seating (we were the last people to check in... whoops).  After the flight, she met me and told me that he told her "many sweet things" about me.  Awwww..

Here we are at dinner last night!

You absolute cuties! I love your glasses. Glad you had a nice time.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

We got back from our trip to Orlando and Cocoa Beach today!  I didn't get tan at all. I got very burned lol.  Still had a really good time, though!  

My boyfriend sat with a stranger on the plane because we had to get separate seating (we were the last people to check in... whoops).  After the flight, she met me and told me that he told her "many sweet things" about me.  Awwww..

Here we are at dinner last night!

You two are so adorable I just let out an audible "AWWWW"

So, is Dan there? I miss his reptilian face. 

[Suzywriter]

18 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Methinks ex was jealous of Brenda and wanted to fuck it up for  her new grift so she would run back to him. He creeps me out. This couple will exploit her if she moves in with them

Any gives off lifetime of abuse vibes. Unfortunately, that attracts predatory sorts. Ask me how I know.

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Dan thinks he is Steve Jobs with his fucking turtleneck and castle

[Auntie Anxiety]

A bedding. Those crazy kids. “Look at me! Look at me!”

[MagicEyes]

I just watched an episode of "Say Yes to the Dress" where a woman was marrying a ghost. I found out that they ended up getting divorced because the ghost husband cheated with the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. My life is so boring!

[Eldemarge]

Shekkie and Sarper "brainstorm??"  I bet those convos are really ridiculous and annoying 🤣

[For Cereals]

So they all go to the same wig and lip place? 

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

We got back from our trip to Orlando and Cocoa Beach today!  I didn't get tan at all. I got very burned lol.  Still had a really good time, though!  

My boyfriend sat with a stranger on the plane because we had to get separate seating (we were the last people to check in... whoops).  After the flight, she met me and told me that he told her "many sweet things" about me.  Awwww..

Here we are at dinner last night!

You both are too cute!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I just watched an episode of "Say Yes to the Dress" where a woman was marrying a ghost. I found out that they ended up getting divorced because the ghost husband cheated with the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. My life is so boring!

DEAD! 🙃

[Mrs. Landingham]

Shekinah saying she and Sarper “brainstormed”. They probably busted their brain cell coming up with the bedding plan. Too much exertion. No more thinking until next week.

[Pepper Mostly]

How come everyone's friends are so prim and judgmental? Who the hell cares? 

Prenup question asking girl is so pleased with herself for getting the prenup mention in before Dan. She probably got a bonus for that. 

[judylo]

6 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I don’t know why they are in a quad.  The two men only want the one wife, the other wife is jealous, the men hate each other and so much has come out on social media about the one husband that proves yet again Sharpe/TLC doesn’t do any homework or they just don’t give a shiz.  I’m only worried about the kids they’ve dragged into it.

Now you’re tempting me! When is it on? Do they stream it?

[Red Bridey]

Ugh, these two are the stupidest couple. A "bedding"? Why not just hit the courthouse? What the hell do these two need a prenup for??? Oh, drama!!!

[Suzywriter]

Shekki's coven looks like a sitting-up funeral.

[MagicEyes]

It's important to have a prenup so you know who gets the plane if you split up. 

[Gobi]

This looks like a botox and silicone conference.

[tvrox]

51 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh honey. You're going to see everyone's tits before this is over. 

Including that of a cow! 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Shekkie and Sarper "brainstorm??"  I bet those convos are really ridiculous and annoying 🤣

It’s probably quiet.  Just the sound of them exchanging the air hissing from their ears while they do Zoolander poses.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh please Shekky you work out of a room in your house…what business?!?!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

So they all go to the same wig and lip place? 

Group discount.

[OoogleEyes]

128 lbs in the pre-nup? Wow, that's so nasty

[judylo]

6 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

We got back from our trip to Orlando and Cocoa Beach today!  I didn't get tan at all. I got very burned lol.  Still had a really good time, though!  

My boyfriend sat with a stranger on the plane because we had to get separate seating (we were the last people to check in... whoops).  After the flight, she met me and told me that he told her "many sweet things" about me.  Awwww..

Here we are at dinner last night!

Omg I see a resemblance to Andrei and to Sarper too!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Now you’re tempting me! When is it on? Do they stream it?

It’s on Max and TLC.

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A bedding. Those crazy kids. “Look at me! Look at me!”

Not since John and Yoko's bed-in for peace....

[Eldemarge]

Dan did a "see bitch, I told you that guy was a shithead" wine sip.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Shekinah saying she and Sarper “brainstormed”. They probably busted their brain cell coming up with the bedding plan. Too much exertion. No more thinking until next week.

I bet when the two of them are sitting around "brainstorming" there is audible creaking. 

Edited Monday at 01:02 AM by Pepper Mostly

[Red Bridey]

The prenup better include a provision that Sarper can eat and hang out in "their" apartment during the day.

[Zombness]

Sarper’s terms to the pre nup are hard…..and weird.

 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Dan did a "see bitch, I told you that guy was a shithead" wine sip.

Mais oui.

[Suzywriter]

Surely, surely someone else watched the Judds documentary on Lifetime.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

It’s on Max and TLC.

I am tempted too…what is this mess called?

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

It’s probably quiet.  Just the sound of them exchanging the air hissing from their ears while they do Zoolander poses.

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