Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[OoogleEyes]

Gosh. These two are still in high school 

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl you are way too old to be doing this?? this would be cute if you were 20 but is just sad now 

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

where is she walking off too? girl 

She's going to meet up with the cast of 90 Day: The Last Resort

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Next week is Love During Lockup Crime Story: Lindsay & Garrett. This is the season finale for Love During Lockup. 

Weird. Last commercial break showed all these same people and said next Friday was the season finale. No mention of Lindsay and Garrett.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kate thinks she’s still a sophomore in high school.

[kacesq]

I hate this chick. She’s so effing smug.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

where is she walking off too? girl 

With her reasoning skills, probably off a cliff. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Into the sunset. 

To join the pounders for a park walk

[Red Bridey]

Oh, that Kate, she's so devious! What a criminal genius!

[Keywestclubkid]

girl you let him do it ... you set up the freaking website ... where is your part in this 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Girl you are way too old to be doing this?? this would be cute if you were 20 but is just sad now 

Isn’t she 40? Not cute. I would not have even done this at 20.

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[Auntie Anxiety]

Kate, i think your ass could use a bit more coverage.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Is that her pool? Nice.

I think it’s her apartment building’s pool.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Oh, that Kate, she's so devious! What a criminal genius!

She's a regular Dr. No.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Isn’t she 40? Not cute. 

not mentally ... good god its sad 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Enrique is really the driver of the producers’ van.

[kacesq]

I lmao at EMT dude working to support Krystal, in prison. Like…how much $$ does she need?

[MagicEyes]

I'm glad that last little bit was blurred!

[For Cereals]

Stop playing!  Rob thinks he can be an actor with his mumble mouth?!

I don’t think that’s biodegradable…Kayleigh is a dummy.

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[Keywestclubkid]

you paid for that ring .... wait is that the toy you used for meal time?

[OoogleEyes]

Don't bury the vibrator! You might need that!

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[Ladystardust]

I think Sling is on crack. No clue why they kept running finale commercials for next week. 

Kate is still with Hunter??? 

[kacesq]

Up your game, Sharp if you think that was a huge betrayal. We did this back in Season 1 with Mumbles, Sarah and what’s her name.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When’s the shocker? Asking for a friend.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Stop playing!  Rob thinks he can be an actor with his mumble mouth?!

Porn doesn't usually have much in the way of dialogue, does it? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Lollll burning shit like she is 13…lol idiot still sending him money

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS, you sell the ring. These idiots with the throwing rings in the ocean, on the lawn, and now supposedly burying one. I didn't see that get covered up. 

[JenE4]

Kate flew in a man from Mexico to orchestrate making Hunter jealous! Surely, you could have convinced someone local to play the part of your date. But, okay, girl! Does this mean Kayleigh is not joining the pool party?! Oh, darn. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Don't bury the vibrater! You might need that!

Meh. Its not a patch on Nicole Junior's burial at sea. Weak sauce, Matt Sharp.

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

FFS, you sell the ring. These idiots with the throwing rings in the ocean, on the lawn, and now supposedly burying one. I didn't see that get covered up. 

THE RING SHE BOUGHT HERSELF

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I lmao at EMT dude working to support Krystal, in prison. Like…how much $$ does she need?

That ramen isn't going to buy itself! 

[Empress1]

Kaleigh is so dumb. No sympathy anymore. He told you what it was TWICE.

Jakeema’s still not on the visitor’s list. Ugh. Her poor kids.

[sainte-chapelle]

Kay has to be the biggest moron ever…is that it? Nothing next week?

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That ramen isn't going to buy itself! 

And EMTs make surprisingly little.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

FFS, you sell the ring. These idiots with the throwing rings in the ocean, on the lawn, and now supposedly burying one. I didn't see that get covered up. 

It's only worth about $10. 

[OoogleEyes]

No matter how terrible this show is, It's my favorite because of my Bunkies. 

[Red Bridey]

Wait, did Hunter say he was still talking with Kayleigh...or just "other women"?

Tia is sad.

Jakeema is sad.

MJ is sad.

Savannah...is certifiable.

Kate...no words for this puppet mistress 🙄

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, that's a wrap.  I'll see you in a few weeks.  Stay warm and dry.  Hugs!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Kate flew in a man from Mexico to orchestrate making Hunter jealous! Surely, you could have convinced someone local to play the part of your date. 

She went to the Home Depot or the car wash, where people hang out hoping for day labor.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Wait, did Hunter say he was still talking with Kayleigh...or just "other women"?

Tia is sad.

Jakeema is sad.

MJ is sad.

Savannah...is certifiable.

Kate...no words for this puppet mistress 🙄

Kay is still sending him money like a moron..that is what I heard anyway 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Wait, did Hunter say he was still talking with Kayleigh...or just "other women"?

Tia is sad.

Jakeema is sad.

MJ is sad.

Savannah...is certifiable.

Kate...no words for this puppet mistress 🙄

Hunter said they were still talking, BUT I sincerely hope he taped that interview before this last betrayal.

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night all…see some of you on Sunday for more trash TV

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Next week is Love After Lockup: Crime Story. I'll be here. Clearly I have self harm issues. I sense it will be a very frustrating show. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

 

Jakeema’s still not on the visitor’s list. Ugh. Her poor kids.

No way she's going to get her dream prison wedding if she isn't on that list! 

Good night my lovely bunkies! See you next time, love you all!

[Gobi]

Another season of delusion has concluded. I'll be skipping LDL Crime Story, and not because I'll be in jail.  Well, not just that, anyway.

Till next time.

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Another season of delusion has concluded. I'll be skipping LDL Crime Story, and not because I'll be in jail.  Well, not just that, anyway.

Till next time.

Same have no interest 

[Red Bridey]

I think I have a concert to go to next Friday...so I may be forced to miss Prison Stories or whatever it's called. Will type at you all numerous times before then, though! 

And Dry January is finally over tomorrow! I can't wait! 🍻

 

[OoogleEyes]

16 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Porn doesn't usually have much in the way of dialogue, does it? 

Ooh baby. Do it. Harder..faster...oh! oh! ooooooooh...

I can write it, no problem