Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Crystal is playing Sam like a ukulele. 

[Keywestclubkid]

her heart is broken?? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sam is so easy to manipulate. Sure, Krystal made so many plans for their visit. She booked the good table. She found out which snacks are in the vending machine. 

[kacesq]

Wait the granny who can’t be bothered to visit is chastising him for not being there?

[Eldemarge]

This guy...He's such a SCHLUB.  Can he do a push-up?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, For Cereals said:

He probably goes by Esquire too.  I would! LOL

Bet he drives a Tesla. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

See? I was right about him being an Elvis impersonator. Didn’t fat Elvis wear a scarf with his white jumpsuit costume?

Yes, he would wipe his sweat on them and throw them out to the audience.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

He probably goes by Esquire too.  I would! LOL

Looks at my user name…slinks away…l😂😂😂

[Gobi]

Sam I Am, Sam I Am

She loves to con that Sam I Am!

She loves to con him from her cell

She loves that he can never tell!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

her heart is broken?? 

Translation: She's running low on funds. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam, read the handwriting on the wall. Meanwhile, Krystal’s grandmother/aunt/whoever she is hopes that Sam will now fall in love with her.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

This guy...He's such a SCHLUB.  Can he do a push-up?

On the wall or knees bent

[JenE4]

Does Meemaw not have a phone?! This guy is constantly driving back and forth across town and knocking down Meemaw’s door and hollering like he’s got a search warrant. Chill before you give Meemaw a heart attack. He’s this insecure about her not calling until mid to late afternoon?

Edited January 18 by JenE4

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Sam is so easy to manipulate. Sure, Krystal made so many plans for their visit. She booked the good table. She found out which snacks are in the vending machine. 

She had a fresh set of scrubs and brand new slides. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sam, read the handwriting on the wall. Meanwhile, Krystal’s grandmother/aunt/whoever she is hopes that Sam will now fall in love with her.

He'll do everything for her and never have sex. It could work. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Sam I Am, Sam I Am

She loves to con that Sam I Am!

She loves to con him from her cell

She loves that he can never tell!

Will she con him on a bunk?

Will she con  him in a funk?

[Empress1]

The way I would just hang up on Krystal and refuse to take her calls…

Edited January 18 by Empress1

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

On the wall or knees bent

Take this comment out of context and it applies to so many scenes on this show. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Sam I Am, Sam I Am

She loves to con that Sam I Am!

She loves to con him from her cell

She loves that he can never tell!

I love to take him for his cash

Even though we'll never smash!

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He'll do everything for her and never have sex. It could work. 

Can Meemaw adopt him? Then he'd be Krystal's brother!

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He'll do everything for her and never have sex. It could work. 

We've seen it work!  For a bit, anyway...

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night all, that was fun! See some of you Sunday for 90:day fiancée 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s a wrap, ladies and gents. Have a good evening, don’t die of hypothermia and enjoy the long weekend. Back on Sunday for the 90Day Tell Nothing. Toodles.

[Gobi]

Till next time.

Don't forget to put money in my commissary account!

[Pepper Mostly]

Thanks for all the laughs, friends! See you gluttons for punishment on Sunday. Have a great weekend, love you all!

[Red Bridey]

Okay, darlings, it's been fun snarking with y'all. See you on Sunday! Stay warm and safe inside.

[OoogleEyes]

On 1/17/2025 at 8:00 PM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Had a job interview for a job I won't get and don't want. We were talking about people trying to get you to believe things that are blatantly false. I used the example of Andrea from LAL and her being impregnated by the Holy Ghost. Ended up sharing the prison broom closet sex. Usually I'm professional. Maybe that wasn't the best choice of examples. 😁

I would have hired you on the spot!

I'm way early because I missed last week. I have to do my penance. 

[Keywestclubkid]

here to rekindle my love of pot roast .. oh wait I think those gummies just kicked in ...

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hoping my papers gets processed in time for me to join the chat! I’ve been in the SHU all week long and it’s so unfair because I din do nuffin!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E07: Hunter's Choice

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Hunter's web of lies begins to unravel. Sparks fly when MJ faces her ex. Savannah pursues her tattoo plan against Brad's wishes. Sam commits the unforgivable in Krystal's eyes. Tia and Rob clash over his divided attention as a free man.

Original air date 2024.01.24

[Keywestclubkid]

oh this dapper lil nugget of a lawyer 

[SemiCharmedLife]

7 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

oh this dapper lil nugget of a lawyer 

I'm waiting for him to slide over to his grand piano and start crooning...

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm waiting for him to slide over to his grand piano and start crooning...

He can sing, "The Lady is a Tramp."

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam, cut your losses and don’t tell me about the sunk costs. It’s a fallacy.

[Maybeitsme]

Always remember and never forget 

Play stupid games, you win stupid prizes 

Best advice ever 

[Pepper Mostly]

31 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

here to rekindle my love of pot roast .. oh wait I think those gummies just kicked in ...

God, don't have a gummy weed attack!

Hola bunkies! I'm here with a fresh plate of shrimp alfredo, and I'm ready to rumble! How's everyone's week been? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Without his paycheck, Krystal would be unhappy, as well.  He can't win.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Rita (?) put on her Sunday best to impress Sam.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Can someone send me their Venmo information? I need to process some payments from my drug sales rental unit. It's all 100% above board. Let's discuss it on a recorded line. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm waiting for him to slide over to his grand piano and start crooning...

He can sing, "The Lady is a Tramp."

 

I bet he really wails on "My Way". 

[Gobi]

Friday is pot roast night on LDL!

[Keywestclubkid]

I don't see it as a scam with her big eyes and baby voice ... girl it was a scam 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah needs to pull out all the stops to get her prison boyfriend to sell enough  drugs sneakers in prison so she can have the butt lift.

[Gobi]

I hope you have all had my name tattooed on your foreheads.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like Rita (?) put on her Sunday best to impress Sam.

Rita is only five years older than I am. Needless to say I am miles cuter. Rita. Moisturizer is your friend. And a good conditioner. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Sam, grow a pair and hang up.

[Empress1]

Lord, we’re starting with Sam? Ugh.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I hope you have all had my name tattooed on your foreheads.

I had your name tattooed on my kids' foreheads. I mean, they love you more than anything.

[Keywestclubkid]

what a selfish cow .. seriously 

[Red Bridey]

Hello, my lovely perps! I survived the polar vortex safe and warm. There's finally been some sun so it makes the cold more tolerable...to look at, not to explore 😉. And I went to visit a friend of mine and saw a bobcat exploring near the interstate! So cool.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam, you want seven more years of this? And then she gets released and you get a knife in your face? I don’t think you’ve thought this through. 🤔