Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Dance lessons? I am sorely disappointed over the lack of axe throwing emporiums lately.

Right? What kind of one horse town is this fleapit?

[WaltersHair]

I *should be jealous of the flexablility on display, but no.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, JenE4 said:

I mean, if you’re in twerking class, you need to unleash the cheeks.

My cheeks would be flapping and making all sorts of weird noises.

[Keywestclubkid]

stop being stupid ... you read the evidences .. he is lying to you ...

I'm gonna figure it out? what is there to figure out?

[Ladystardust]

Donny looks like a middle aged woman.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My cheeks would be flapping and making all sorts of weird noises.

DEAD

[kacesq]

Good evening bunkies! I see we have another highly regarded lawyer coming up!

[Keywestclubkid]

I dont wanna say on a recorded line ... umm ok that doesnt sound like you doing something to me at all ... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Sliced her ex's forehead open with a knife. Got sentenced to probation. Screwed up badly four months later (tested positive for PCP, attempted to use her grandmother's urine for a drug test, etc.), then became a guest of the state. 

Aka your tax dollars at work.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It finally occurs to Donny that he is on a recorded line. Maybe he should have thought of that when he was doing drug deals over the phone. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My cheeks would be flapping and making all sorts of weird noises.

I think that gets extra tips at the strip club.

[Ladystardust]

Oh yay a new lawyer with bad hair!

[Red Bridey]

I've never seen a "dance class" like that before. It's a bunch of chicks moving around and twerking. I don't know if she actually paid money for that but if she did, she's pretty dumb. As if we hadn't clocked that about her already. Then she storms out of the class and the strangers in the class are all concerned about her,? Nah, I don't buy it.

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My cheeks would be flapping and making all sorts of weird noises.

That’s what you want to happen! You’d be the biggest hit in twerking class!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I think that gets extra tips at the strip club.

Does it come with shrimp alfredo? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Good evening bunkies! I see we have another highly regarded lawyer coming up!

I am living for the lawyers on this show. I love to see professional lawyers, lawyering. It is obvious that they are true advocates. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have no plans for the weekend, but you can find me hibernating if there’s something important I need to know.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Oh yay a new lawyer with bad hair!

And a lawyering scarf…

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have no plans for the weekend, but you can find me hibernating if there’s something important I need to know.

I am 100% in hibernation mode right now. I'll come out when it's spring, then go back in for Texas summer hibernation June-October. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ami is reading the script that the producer put in front of him. He agreed to do it for the $50.

[Gobi]

Ami wants an Ex With Benefits.

[Eldemarge]

I JUST got here. Did I miss anything crazy??

[Keywestclubkid]

girl you could hang up .. why dont you?

[Pepper Mostly]

Ami sounds high as fuck. 

"Rekindle what?" 

"I don't know. Some TV guy came by and offered me 50 bucks if I'd call you and lay on the charm"

Edited Saturday at 01:28 AM by Pepper Mostly

[For Cereals]

MJ is 37?  Really?

[kacesq]

This chick just loves the attention. Is it really such an ego boost to have two losers vying for your hand?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, For Cereals said:

MJ is 37?  Really?

shes LIVED 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I JUST got here. Did I miss anything crazy??

You're just in time for a new Sharp lawyer. I'm convinced they search for all the lawyers in a town and then pick the one with the worst hair.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sort of loving the colorful print she’s wearing for the talking head.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

MJ is really trying to sell that all the men want her. 

Edited Saturday at 02:20 AM by PrincessPurrsALot

[Eldemarge]

These dudes looks fug even WITH FaceTune!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

girl you could hang up .. why dont you?

Oh, that is adorable. None of these nincompoops have heard of Block. 

[kacesq]

I’m curious what does MJ do for work? Do we know?

[Empress1]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I dont wanna say on a recorded line ... umm ok that doesnt sound like you doing something to me at all ... 

I’ve never done anything really illegal, but I wouldn’t say shit on a recorded line.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

This chick just loves the attention. Is it really such an ego boost to have two losers vying for your hand?

🤔 tough one.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sort of loving the colorful print she’s wearing for the talking head.

It really works for her. Unfortunately, that baby pink tee does not.

[SemiCharmedLife]

MJ is still into Ami.  No question.

[sainte-chapelle]

Hubby just said «  her nails and laugh tell me everything I need to know about her » 😂 

[Red Bridey]

Oh, MJ, I am totally over you and your manufactured drama. Grow the f up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, why is she sobbing? What did I miss?

[Keywestclubkid]

home dude calls she gets giddy other home dude calls and she cries .. its not rocket science lady 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

MJ is still into Ami.  No question.

She just wants to bang him like a gong.

[kacesq]

Is this a rare moment of self reflection????? I am shocked.

[Auntie Anxiety]

MJ needs to get her thyroid checked.

[sainte-chapelle]

Did she just run to her room to cry like a toddler ?

[Eldemarge]

Hot take:  Neither of those losers love her.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait, why is she sobbing? What did I miss?

I know. Is she auditioning for something?

[Keywestclubkid]

why was she speaking of herself in 3rd person there for a moment? lol

[Empress1]

Her saying she wants to be loved by anyone is actually pretty astute.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

This chick just loves the attention. Is it really such an ego boost to have two losers vying for your hand?

Its not her hand they're interested in, wink wink.