Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

jinkx 

We all jinxed each other! This is a record for ALL of the trash TV we watch!

WE HAVE A WINNAH!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Hey, did anyone hear her say her dad has 36 kids?

lol I think we are all losing our minds over that little tidbit 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Hey, did anyone hear her say her dad has 36 kids?

No, we all missed that.  😉

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, does her dad have thirty six kids? I'm not quite clear on that. 

The original Super Sperm. Michael 🍆 wonders if they been ovulatin.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Sam didn’t hire a lawyer? Well, we saw last week he spent all his money on a mini fridge and a stockpile of Hamburger Helper. 

Priorities. I'm sure we'll soon see him going to the local Victoria's Secret in search of some spicy lingerie for his prison cutie. 

[Keywestclubkid]

that family reunion tho could you imagine .. like you would have to triple check to make sure you arnt related to someone in that town 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Would you? 

Dad must have been a bit of a lad, I guess. And I thought my friend Raffy's dad was noteworthy, Raffy has something like 10 half brothers and sisters, the products of his dad's indiscretions. 

Raffy's dad is just a poser.  

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Would you? 

Dad must have been a bit of a lad, I guess. And I thought my friend Raffy's dad was noteworthy, Raffy has something like 10 half brothers and sisters, the products of his dad's indiscretions. 

It seems like it’s a polygamy situation, given that the siblings are close. I don’t think they’d all be posed together in matching family reunion shirts if Dad was just fucking around having outside children.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

We all jinxed each other! This is a record for ALL of the trash TV we watch!

WE HAVE A WINNAH!

Prime example of the Great Primetimer minds thinking alike. We finish each other's snark. We're closer than a huge Tongan family! 

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

We all jinxed each other! This is a record for ALL of the trash TV we watch!

WE HAVE A WINNAH!

A 36-way jinx! But good thing we have each other because I missed that entirely too busy reading earlier posts.

[Gobi]

Damn, that's a nice house for an event bartender!

[Eldemarge]

She doesn't need a BBL.  She's young.  A few months with my trainer torturing her, she'd see a butt.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Raffy's dad is just a poser.  

Right? A piker. A wannabe.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

What is happening with this skyscraper-sized cross hidden on a hiking trail?!

That's the Mt. Davidson cross. It's a monument to the victims of the Armenian genocide. https://www.mountdavidsoncross.org/ 

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

that family reunion tho could you imagine .. like you would have to triple check to make sure you arnt related to someone in that town 

I suspect that family tree is very intertwined. 

[kacesq]

I don’t like this one in the mansion. There’s something about her that irks me.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

She doesn't need a BBL.  She's young.  A few months with my trainer torturing her, she'd see a butt.

Isn’t a BBL super dangerous ?

[OoogleEyes]

She's surprisingly pragmatic about the giant wedding 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah is so klassy, dontcha think?

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Damn, that's a nice house for an event bartender!

She lives with Mom.

[sainte-chapelle]

How long is this….one hour or two?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh look at Savannah, she thinks she is just so winsome. But alas, she's cringe. 

Edited Saturday at 01:28 AM by Pepper Mostly

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

It seems like it’s a polygamy situation, given that the siblings are close. I don’t think they’d all be posed together in matching family reunion shirts if Dad was just fucking around having outside children.

That's right. She's from Utah

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

How long is this….one hour or two?

one 

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Priorities. I'm sure we'll soon see him going to the local Victoria's Secret in search of some spicy lingerie for his prison cutie. 

On his budget, it's going to be lingerie from the dollar store. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

She lives with Mom.

Yeah, I think her mom's name is Fancy, wink wink.

[Keywestclubkid]

those eyebrows with that forehead .. no baby NO

[WaltersHair]

This is the one that wants a dungeon too, right? I wouldn't want to think what would happen to BBL after a spanking.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

She lives with Mom.

In her mom’s mom’s house, I think.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Isn’t a BBL super dangerous ?

Depends on whether or not you get it at the local fly-by-night strip mall.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Isn’t a BBL super dangerous ?

I think that’s when people go to some back-alley unlicensed treatment in which they get injected with used cooking oil or other types of goo.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I don’t like this one in the mansion. There’s something about her that irks me.

Everything about her irks me. Everything. All the things. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

She's surprisingly pragmatic about the giant wedding 

She did the math. Big wedding = small ass. Small wedding = giant ass. 

[Ladystardust]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Isn’t a BBL super dangerous ?

Judging by what I've seen on tv, they're also super painful. 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

She lives with Mom.

I want to know what the money situation is with this family. Does she have any, or is it all her mom's? If she had money, why would she be working? 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

those eyebrows with that forehead .. no baby NO

I discovered a Reddit forum called Awful Eyebrows. It feeds my soul.

[Keywestclubkid]

riding is a hella expensive endeavor .. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Everything about her irks me. Everything. All the things. 

She did the math. Big wedding = small ass. Small wedding = giant ass. 

Hey, husbands come and go, but a big ass is forever. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hunter should give Kate the phone numbers of his other marks and tell Kate to call them with the bad news.

[sainte-chapelle]

So Hunter was charged with driving under the influence of Marijuana? He got prison for that ?

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

This is the one that wants a dungeon too, right? I wouldn't want to think what would happen to BBL after a spanking.

Who was the guy who had the sex dungeon?

[Gobi]

She should be used to horseshit, anyway.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is Katie wearing one of those crocheted vests that people's mothers made for them in the 70s in her talking heads? They were ugly then and time has not improved them. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Judging by what I've seen on tv, they're also super painful. 

Guess your toileting options are limited.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I discovered a Reddit forum called Awful Eyebrows. It feeds my soul.

I'm sure there are some LAL alumni on there!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is Katie wearing one of those crocheted vests that people's mothers made for them in the 70s in her talking heads? They were ugly then and time has not improved them. 

They had a come back in the 90s when I was in high school. Awful then and awful now

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I want to know what the money situation is with this family. Does she have any, or is it all her mom's? If she had money, why would she be working? 

I assume they’re not supporting her aside from letting her live there (which is a big deal, don’t get me wrong). She’s also in recovery, so maybe her family cut her off when she was using (good for them, if so).

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So Hunter was charged with driving under the influence of Marijuana? He got prison for that ?

It was his third or fourth DWI.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I want to know what the money situation is with this family. Does she have any, or is it all her mom's? If she had money, why would she be working? 

Because she’s a motivated woman who wants to work her way up to the top of the heap and grab that head golf cart girl job.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Who was the guy who had the sex dungeon?

Stan the man with a plan for a prostate scan! 

[Eldemarge]

I look so much better with eyebrows. I don't know why these girls are going with the "draw a tiny sperm line" look.  It really doesn't look good on most people!

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Who was the guy who had the sex dungeon?

Stan the man.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Who was the guy who had the sex dungeon?

Oh what was his name? Stan? He was such an adventurous Don Juan. He'd message women while sitting in his rocker with a nice afghan over his knees, elderly cat on his lap, down at the heel slippers on his feet, and a warm cup of tea in his hand. Swoon.