Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim finds a crack pipe under the pillow.

”Gee, do you think he’s using again?”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Songs of sadness at Kim and Joey's place. Joey is detoxing. He needs to get right. 

[Eldemarge]

So Joey couldn't get picked up by his drug connection and now he's in withdrawal, right?

[Ladystardust]

He sounds like me when I was trying to get out of going to church as a kid lol

[littlebennysmom]

11 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Every time we see him, Joey's pants are lower. Pretty soon they'll be down to his knees.

He needs womens size 26 to account for his curves.

[Gobi]

He's got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.

[mytmo]

Car probably smells like meth

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Joey is going to "urgent care", a.k.a. his dealer. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey will have a miraculous recovery after he meets with his dealer.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I love my Marshall’s/TJMaxx. Yesterday I bought some Bear Paw slippers that are $60 and I got them for $30. Also great for little stocking stuffer gifts, nice cards and wrapping paper, very cool gourmet food products.

We just went the other night, got some good hand lotion, some caramel syrup for houseguest's coffee, two excellent candles, and some of those nice microfiber hair drying towels. I LOVE TJ Maxx!

[Ladystardust]

And Kim is acting exactly like my mom when I was pretending to be sick to get out of church.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

So Joey couldn't get picked up by his drug connection and now he's in withdrawal, right?

I reckon.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She could have thought about putting her kids first before she let this loser move in. 

[Gobi]

Joey has to duck to avoid bumping into kites.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Joey is going to "urgent care", a.k.a. his dealer. 

He was sick nigh unto death, until he found out Kimberly needed to find something in his car. Oh, and Kim? He doesn't have the flu or something. He's tweaking, badly. Jesus she's dumb.

[littlebennysmom]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My god, you can't swing a cat around here without hitting a TJ Maxx or a Marshalls. Hit the beauty section! I get lots stuff there, Korean sheet masks and those under eye masks and my favorite facial cleanser. Exfoliating gloves for the shower and Dr. Bronner's soap. Oh, and Curlsmith hair products! All discounted, and sometimes on clearance! We don't go a month without a TJ Maxx attack!

They've got good brands too, got Stila mascara there for a great price.

[For Cereals]

Girl you should’ve put those kids first many steps ago…

[JenE4]

Technically, Joey is urgently on his way to procure pharmaceuticals.

[Empress1]

Don’t talk about putting kids first when you moved them in with a man fresh out of prison that they’ve never met. You did that for you, Kim.

[Ladystardust]

I'm guessing Joey went to prison around 2004? His pink polo just needs a popped collar and maybe another one layered on top. 

Goodnight all! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia Mowry? Yeah, no. Best way to spend Friday nights. You snarkers and the parolees are my favorite cocktail. Except for cranberry and vodka. And crack. Back on Sunday for more fun and frolic. Toodles.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I hope everyone has a great weekend!  I'll see you here next week!

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He's got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.

Just don't step on his blue suede shoes!

[Gobi]

Till next time.

Later, Gators.

[Eldemarge]

Goodnight, all!   Do not put a felon boyfriend on your bank account, please!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, bunkies! Not for nothing but I'd better see a ring next week. 

Have a great weekend, friends! Love you all, smooches!

[Maybeitsme]

Guess we'll have to wait until next week to find out 😉

At the risk of stealing Biancas thunder...

Later gaters 😁

 

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S07.E08: Life After Lockup: Tests of Faith

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Kim demands Joey take a drug test; Bianca storms out on Daniel; Zeruiah reaches her boiling point when she clashes with Troy on their anniversary; Tennie's sister questions Rob; Donna doesn't hold back with Melissa; Justine reveals all to her mom.

Original air date 2024.11.22

When doesn't Zeruiah reach her boiling point? She is always at least at simmer. 

How Bianca thinks she'll look when storming out:

 

How she'll look:

 

Edited November 23 by PrincessPurrsALot

[OoogleEyes]

I missed last week because of a case of the ughs. I rectified that buy buying a new car before tariffs kick in. Silver lining, I guess. 

I am catching up with my favorite felons

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, bunkies! How's everyone's week been? I've been getting T shirts made for my non profit, because we are totally legit and engaged with our community. And I am DEFINITELY not back on drugs. You believe me, don't you baby? 

[WaltersHair]

I don't have this thread bookmarked, so I always sign in and then go down the list. It is appalling how many titles start with 'Love' in this category and how little love there is in those shows.

[OoogleEyes]

On 11/15/2024 at 9:21 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

 Exfoliating gloves for the shower 

These sound magical. Especially in winter 

[Pepper Mostly]

Celes-tay? That's almost as good as Sincer-A. These NAMES! Jesus.

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

These sound magical. Especially in winter 

Oh they are. I love to exfoliate. 

Gator is wise. Can we get him to join the chat?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi Bunkies!  Reporting for snark duty!

[OoogleEyes]

"Time for church"

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[MagicEyes]

I'm here, but I'm not sure I'm ready for more Bianca! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

"Time for church"

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Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi everyone. Did you all practice your foreplay skillz this week?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I'm rolling out of bed to get my medicaid card so I can go to a "primary care doctor" to get my "medicine". I left my card with my friend who has an office on the corner of 16th and Bryant. I mean, at the corner. Yeah, in a building at the corner. Not on the corner selling dime bags. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ooh, next season has the "biggest con in LAL history." That is saying something!!!  Bigger than a guy trying to adopt an inmate?  Bigger than cheating and scamming your soulmate as soon as they are released?  Inquiring minds want to know.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm going to urgent care see my dealer"

[WaltersHair]

Shady is the mildest thing you could say was going on with Joey.

[Gobi]

Almost late, had to get some new rims.

[Red Bridey]

Hello, my lovies! I'm here in my lime green wig and my four inch talons looking for my next felon f-boy! 

I can't wait to see what law-abiding activities Joey is up to!

Edited November 23 by Red Bridey

[Eldemarge]

Hi all!  I have put my illustrious rap career on hold JUST to be with y'all tonight!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Urgent care? Is that what your street corner dealer administers  these days?

[Keywestclubkid]

beep beep pulling in from urgent care here 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kim pretending she puts her kids over prison peen. Bless her heart. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Gobi said:

Almost late, had to get some new rims.

priorities!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Ooh, next season has the "biggest con in LAL history." That is saying something!!!  Bigger than a guy trying to adopt an inmate?  Bigger than cheating and scamming your soulmate as soon as they are released?  Inquiring minds want to know.

I have to confess that made me sit up and take notice! My curiosity is piqued! Remember Lizzy? Destinee? Lindsay? 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Almost late, had to get some new rims.

Don't lie. You know you went to the ax throwing bar and pounded vodka crans.