Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

Getting dressed for your wedding in a public restroom! Driiiink!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Gobi said:

Yeah, but, man, can she pick her nose!

She can reach her brain!

I really need someone to offer coffee a donut. 

Just now, JenE4 said:

Getting dressed for your wedding in a public restroom! Driiiink!!

Jinx!

[For Cereals]

I need a snaps emoji, a barf emoji, and a crumbs emoji!  I have dipped into the margarita mix also….

[Empress1]

I am not size-shaming, but Brittany’s friend could use some shapewear and Brittany needs a bra.

Edited November 2, 2024 by Empress1

[Auntie Anxiety]

This officiant’s license is hot off the laser printer.

[OoogleEyes]

Black shoes, wedding dress. This is making me sad, the patheticness of it all

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Getting dressed for your wedding in a public restroom! Driiiink!!

You can tell the gang in the editing suite likes them, though, they didn't drop in the sound of a toilet flushing. 

[For Cereals]

I may have also found a pickle shot leftover from a food expo because y’all had me craving pickle juice

[kacesq]

We were blessedly free of the high risk pregnancy tonite thankfully.

[Empress1]

Did Daniel say the vagina is like spaghetti?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Troy’s mother, Karen, comes back. Looks like she brought her gummie stash with her. I love this show!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Upcoming drama from Z and Troy's mama: "She's a psycho ass drama bitch!!!!!" 

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Did Daniel say the vagina is like spaghetti?!

Where the hell is that man sticking his penis? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Night, all!  I'll see you next week- looks like the previews are wild!  Enjoy your weekend!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Troy’s mother, Karen, comes back. Looks like she brought her gummie stash with her. I love this show!!

She’s my favorite 

[mytmo]

No apple pie?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia Mowry is going to have to figure it out. I’m not watching. Relax this weekend, kids. Remember to set your clocks back. See some of you on Sunday. Aloha.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well bunkies, thanks for another fun Friday! Have a fantastic weekend and don't elope. Hold out for two carats. Love you all, MWAH! 

[Maybeitsme]

Wow looks like we're in for a wild ride

Get some rest 😴   

later gaters 

[Red Bridey]

Looks like there is so much Dra-mah waiting for us next week!

Hope you all have a good weekend and if you're planning to elope, make sure the State of Texas will let you come in. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I am not size-shaming, but Brittany’s friend could use some shapewear and Brittany needs a bra.

[Gobi]

I'm eloping off to bed.

Till next time.

[littlebennysmom]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did Aunt Coffee get a nice, close shave for the elopement?

Nope.

[mytmo]

If there’s money on the books I’ll be back next week. Have a good one!

[Peppermint]

Why is Kim so negative about a paternity test for her son K ?? She acts like she would shred the paperwork as soon as it arrives in the mail. "Naw, Joey, ain't seen no test results."

Is it because her [not] ex is being forced to pay child support for this one...which could end if it's established that he's actually Joey's child ?? Shoot, that's half a house payment out the window.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S07.E06: Life After Lockup: Love Bombs

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Britney drops a bombshell on Kerok at the altar. Maria's visit threatens Justine and Michael's big secret. Bianca gets "love bombed" when she thinks Daniel wants her as a sugar mama, not a wife. Rob throws away the condoms.

Original air date 2024.11.08

[OoogleEyes]

I'm starting in on the bourbon early tonight, Bunkies. It's been a rough couple of days. I'm living for today, because tomorrow definitely is not guaranteed 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Got here in time to hear Bianca whine and make everything about her. Life is draining from my body. 

[OoogleEyes]

That is a very pretty ring, tbh

[OoogleEyes]

Isn't Kerok getting dressed up for the elopement?

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s make this quick, folks. I’m eloping in 2 hours.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let’s make this quick, folks. I’m eloping in 2 hours.

Don't forget to tell us your big secret right before the ceremony! 

[Gobi]

Okay, foreplay is over, let's get to the action!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, my bunkies! Well, it has been a WEEK, hasn't it? Let us all band together and resist with snark. 

[Keywestclubkid]

hes not making what he was making in prison? What?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Okay, foreplay is over, let's get to the action!

OK, but I need a drink first. 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh no im gonna need her to color her whole head 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Okay, foreplay is over, let's get to the action!

That was quick!  I'm going to tell your cousin.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

hes not making what he was making in prison? What?

I'm gonna need them to explain that. 

[Gobi]

"A wedding is a once in a lifetime thing." Sure, Jan.

[MagicEyes]

Couldn't they have talked about this a little bit earlier? Last night, even?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder if Britney can return the dress? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

hes not making what he was making in prison? What?

Clearly we have missed out on some vital aspect of the School of Hard Knocks curriculum. 

"A wedding is a once in a lifetime thing"? Oh you sweet summer child.

[WaltersHair]

I missed most of last week due to a sinus infection and maybe a little too much Nyquil cold.

 

But I'm better, back and off the cough syrup.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wonder if Britney can return the dress? 

Not now! It has grass stains all over the train. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

hes not making what he was making in prison? What?

That cracks me up! He needs to bring those inside skills outside 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let’s make this quick, folks. I’m eloping in 2 hours.

You said that wrong. I believe the LAL correct phrasing is you are having an elopement. 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Okay, foreplay is over, let's get to the action!

Daniel? Is that you? 

[Keywestclubkid]

she can't color her whole head so those shoes with that dress at this location makes sense 

[Empress1]

The officiant texting in the background is hilarious.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Britney left Kerok at the altar. Sucks to be him.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I love Kerok and I want to marry him. Just not, you know actually marry him."