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Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT


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1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

That $250 waterpatk season pass could have paid for thr goofy-ass tattoo coverup. This is the episode of trying on wedding dresses and fighting over juggling budgets.

Nah, it would cost more to cover that up. But between the two unnecessary purchases, the water park pass is the more useful one.

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2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

"I like nice things," camera points to a closet full of ugly-ass shoes and tacky-ass bags.

She likes "nice things". I don't know about you, but I didn't see any Gucci pants. 

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Melissa was pissed when Louie wasn't working.  Now she's pissed that he's working too much.  Biiiiiitch!

Somebody explain to me again why he's dying to marry this woman?  I think she has him hypnotized or something.

ALSO, my boyfriend is a personal trainer with mostly lady clients and it never occurred to me that I should be bitching and moaning about it.

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Oh my God, what the actual fuck is Melissa's problem? And yes, that nose is horrific. (Did that wine class automatically refill itself?) I hate her so much. Why destroy that poor pizza? She is certifiably insane.

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Oh Jesus Melissa. She barks at him the minute he gets home then gets mad that he doesn't spend time with her. Girl. He was all ready to jump into the tub with you for some sexytime! But women watch his videos. Oh teh noes!

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This asshat moved across the country from his minor children who live with their mother(s) who raised them while he was incarcerated and now he wants to uproot them from said mother(s)??? He had zero reasons to move there!

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2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I also love to take a bath with a camera crew in the room. 

But Louie isn't raging and screaming because there are men in the room with his naked girlfriend. 

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1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

This asshat moved across the country from his minor children who live with their mother(s) who raised them while he was incarcerated and now he wants to uproot them from said mother(s)??? He had zero reasons to move there!

You’re forgetting his one hit wonder career!

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2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I would be fine if we didn’t film Melissa at all and it was just Louie’s and his teeth’s journey.

The sooner he dumps her the sooner he gets a chance to meet Brenda. 

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I just went to a free will and estate planning discussion on Tuesday night. Juju and Mike might have found it useful to do some research before paying this lawyer hundreds of dollars to fight about custody in front of him. I have some work to do before I make an appointment and I am a single childfree cat lady.

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2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I was temporarily blinded by Michael's shoes. Wow. They're a choice. 

Yes, Millz needs to work on his temper. Juju needs to work on her everything. I swear the lifeforce drains from me whenever she is on screen. 

Adding Melissa has the same effect. By the end of this episode, I am going to look like Melissa's crypt keeper father. 

Tales From The Crypt Pun GIF

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4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Michael looks like: willy wonka and the chocolate factory blueberry GIF

Someone at the health club had this happen to her in the jacuzzi.  She had this color outfit on and it ballooned up.  It took a while to deflate it.  She called herself Violet Beauriguard. (sorry, I don't know the spelling of that name.)

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1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

I just went to a free will and estate planning discussion on Tuesday night. Juju and Mike might have found it useful to do some research before paying this lawyer hundreds of dollars to fight about custody in front of him. I have some work to do before I make an appointment and I am a single childfree cat lady.

This is on our list…

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2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Girl. He was all ready to jump into the tub with you for some sexytime!

He was excited  - a bath together could be a cute night at home, and she shat all over it.

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