Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

they need to cut this show to one hour .. we need to start a petition 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

That $250 waterpatk season pass could have paid for thr goofy-ass tattoo coverup. This is the episode of trying on wedding dresses and fighting over juggling budgets.

Nah, it would cost more to cover that up. But between the two unnecessary purchases, the water park pass is the more useful one.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

"I like nice things," camera points to a closet full of ugly-ass shoes and tacky-ass bags.

She likes "nice things". I don't know about you, but I didn't see any Gucci pants. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is that a spelunker in Melissa’s left nostril?

[SemiCharmedLife]

OH, my god!  All this time I could be subscribing to Louie's motivational videos?

[Keywestclubkid]

how dare he advertise to make money to help pay for your life .. what an asshole 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh noes, Louie is training women (and earning money they need to be able to stay afloat) and not spending enough time with our busted beak princess. 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

they need to cut this show to one hour .. we need to start a petition 

Also to retire the dead mommy story line 

[For Cereals]

If he had the hair drawn longer, it could be Tennie if you squint

[MagicEyes]

I love a good bathtub argument at the end of a long day!

[WaltersHair]

Maybe his work is a more pleasant atmosphere than home?

[Eldemarge]

Melissa was pissed when Louie wasn't working.  Now she's pissed that he's working too much.  Biiiiiitch!

Somebody explain to me again why he's dying to marry this woman?  I think she has him hypnotized or something.

ALSO, my boyfriend is a personal trainer with mostly lady clients and it never occurred to me that I should be bitching and moaning about it.

Edited October 26, 2024 by Eldemarge

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d love a slice of pizza.🍕

[Empress1]

Melissa is a miserable person.

[For Cereals]

Is she using a dishcloth?

[Keywestclubkid]

so stop doing your job louie ... she needs all your attention so she can bitch about how you arnt making money its a cycle ... 

 

 

Her and her god damn jealousy is insane 

[WaltersHair]

NO. The innocent pizza!

[JenE4]

Throwing a pizza on the ground while wearing an “In Pizza We Crust” shirt? Sacrilege!

[Red Bridey]

Oh my God, what the actual fuck is Melissa's problem? And yes, that nose is horrific. (Did that wine class automatically refill itself?) I hate her so much. Why destroy that poor pizza? She is certifiably insane.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I love a good bathtub argument at the end of a long day!

I also love to take a bath with a camera crew in the room. 

[Ladystardust]

Michael looks like: 

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean you married and had children with this man .. why would you not trust him to take care of your kids that he is raising NOW .. what the fuck ... saddle your daughter .. I hate this woman 

[For Cereals]

Melissa needs a therapist.  

Edited October 26, 2024 by For Cereals

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jesus Melissa. She barks at him the minute he gets home then gets mad that he doesn't spend time with her. Girl. He was all ready to jump into the tub with you for some sexytime! But women watch his videos. Oh teh noes!

[Auntie Anxiety]

This lawyer isn’t get paid enough for this therapy session.

[Keywestclubkid]

is she ignoring her moods and when she doesnt get her way .. like she thinks her behavior is normal? 

[kacesq]

Shoot me but Justine is making sense re: her daughter and her special needs son.

Co-guardianship, 🤣🤣🤣🤣recipe for disaster.

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Melissa is a miserable person.

He will never please her, no matter what 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

This lawyer isn’t get paid enough for this therapy session.

It’s probably a free consult, too.

[For Cereals]

I would be fine if we didn’t film Melissa at all and it was just Louie’s and his teeth’s journey.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I was temporarily blinded by Michael's shoes. Wow. They're a choice. 

Yes, Millz needs to work on his temper. Juju needs to work on her everything. I swear the lifeforce drains from me whenever she is on screen. 

[Keywestclubkid]

he just shushed her .. lol she was talking mad shit about him and her lawyer shushed her when he walked in .. hahahahaha 

[Ladystardust]

This asshat moved across the country from his minor children who live with their mother(s) who raised them while he was incarcerated and now he wants to uproot them from said mother(s)??? He had zero reasons to move there!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I also love to take a bath with a camera crew in the room. 

But Louie isn't raging and screaming because there are men in the room with his naked girlfriend. 

[littlebennysmom]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is that a spelunker in Melissa’s left nostril?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

She needs a therapist.  

An ARMY of therapists could not begin to address this looney toon's copious issues.  

[Gobi]

He looks like the Abominable Snowman in that coat. Or maybe just abominable.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

This asshat moved across the country from his minor children who live with their mother(s) who raised them while he was incarcerated and now he wants to uproot them from said mother(s)??? He had zero reasons to move there!

You’re forgetting his one hit wonder career!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I would be fine if we didn’t film Melissa at all and it was just Louie’s and his teeth’s journey.

The sooner he dumps her the sooner he gets a chance to meet Brenda. 

[WaltersHair]

Did anyone else see that the new Apple iphone is selling poorly? Is it because of planned obsolescence or kids like Justine's?

[Red Bridey]

I just went to a free will and estate planning discussion on Tuesday night. Juju and Mike might have found it useful to do some research before paying this lawyer hundreds of dollars to fight about custody in front of him. I have some work to do before I make an appointment and I am a single childfree cat lady.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I was temporarily blinded by Michael's shoes. Wow. They're a choice. 

Yes, Millz needs to work on his temper. Juju needs to work on her everything. I swear the lifeforce drains from me whenever she is on screen. 

Adding Melissa has the same effect. By the end of this episode, I am going to look like Melissa's crypt keeper father. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Michael looks like: 

Someone at the health club had this happen to her in the jacuzzi.  She had this color outfit on and it ballooned up.  It took a while to deflate it.  She called herself Violet Beauriguard. (sorry, I don't know the spelling of that name.)

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, littlebennysmom said:

 

Who wouldn't want to run home at the end of a long hard day making pizzas to cuddle up to that? So warm, exuding love and empathy. What a treasure. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

I just went to a free will and estate planning discussion on Tuesday night. Juju and Mike might have found it useful to do some research before paying this lawyer hundreds of dollars to fight about custody in front of him. I have some work to do before I make an appointment and I am a single childfree cat lady.

This is on our list…

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Girl. He was all ready to jump into the tub with you for some sexytime!

He was excited  - a bath together could be a cute night at home, and she shat all over it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel leaves and Bianca immediately calls the bar on the corner to order a cocktail and have door dash deliver it.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’re forgetting his one hit wonder career!

Oh, I forgot about Vegas being where all the best rappers got their start. Silly me.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’re forgetting his one hit wonder career!

Favorite headline: Sell Drugz Singer Convicted of Selling Drugs. 🤣🤣🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’re forgetting his one hit wonder career!

Whatever happened to his tour schedule? His recording sessions?