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[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I can't imagine anyone wanting to come here these days. Poland will be a better bet.

And yet there are plenty who are waiting at the Southern border to get in before January 20, 2025.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Ren and Stimpy! 

More basic pink for this basic blonde. And now the friends are stumped. Previous girlfriends? What?

I was just thinking as she was picking out her outfit, how difficult could it be to choose, everything is pink!

[renatae]

54 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I mean, what's the point if I'm not gonna get laid?"

I suppose it could possibly be because he thinks she is just trying to get to the US and is withholding for that reason, but...

 

NAH. I don't think he can reason that clearly.

[Red Bridey]

Which friend will tell the hard truth about Bozo? That he's unemployed! And lives with his mother! That his basketball career is a lie! That no decent woman in Split will date him! Anyone? Bueller?

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I've known some to immigrate to the U.S. raise their family and then when they retire, move back to Poland to stay. 

So we have the traditional meeting of the U.S. girlfriend with the local buddies of her boyfriend, at the usual local watering hole.   

I live  in Canada but my friends parents moved back when they retired. Money goes farther over there.

[Mrs. Landingham]

I

HATE

BRIAN

[Zombness]

They want to come here and retirees want to live in Europe.   Go figure!!

[MagicEyes]

How many candy corns did Ingrid murder for that outfit? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just for the record, I love sleeping alone.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Brian is such a derp.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What a fucking stupid idea.

[monicageller]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can you find a nice Aussie girl for my son? He's handsome and super sweet and smart and kind and funny! He's a chef and is a good boyfriend! I'd feel a lot safer if he was in Oz for the next few years, if you get my drift. 

Hola my peeps! How's everyone's week been? My house is pretty much back to normal, houseguest and I are going through our stuff to donate, filled three trash bags already. Reorganizing like crazy! Had my first facial in a month and half today! My brother has organized overnight nursing assistants for my mother so there's a lot less stress going around. Big sighs of relief being breathed over here. 

Absolutely! Let me know his details, I'll find him a lady, and we'll contact TLC. Am I joking? Sort of, but also, not really!

[sainte-chapelle]

I Hope the belt breaks and he flies into the water 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I almost hoped Brian was gone.   

[HorrrGoodnight]

A leash, how appropo 

[magemaud]

Sure, Ingrid. Brian’s “solution” is you hauling his ass all over town like a rickshaw puller

[Gobi]

"Cheers! Here's to having sex tonight!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brian never stops, does he? He’s like a used car salesman. “What’s it going to take for me to get into your pants?”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

They want to come here and retirees want to live in Europe.   Go figure!!

My friend who lives in Istanbul is looking to move, its getting expensive there. He was going to pursue Italian citizenship via ancestry, but it seems Italy doesn't offer it any more. So he's kind of stuck. His husband is from Pakistan so is VERY limited as to where he can travel. Its a mess. They're thinking of Thailand, of all places. Sweet tap dancing Jesus what a world. 

[Bees52]

Oh my Ingrid is singing Brian's praises. She respects him. 🙄

[MagicEyes]

Ingrid thinks hard about how far she's willing to go to get this green card. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

He looks like an absolute muppet. Ingrid, I beg you, ditch this feral pig. Nasty piece of work, this clown. Manipulative garbage. 

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can you find a nice Aussie girl for my son? He's handsome and super sweet and smart and kind and funny! He's a chef and is a good boyfriend! I'd feel a lot safer if he was in Oz for the next few years, if you get my drift. 

Hola my peeps! How's everyone's week been? My house is pretty much back to normal, houseguest and I are going through our stuff to donate, filled three trash bags already. Reorganizing like crazy! Had my first facial in a month and half today! My brother has organized overnight nursing assistants for my mother so there's a lot less stress going around. Big sighs of relief being breathed over here. 

Yay glad your house is done and your mom is being taken care of! A facial is a great idea. 

[sainte-chapelle]

There it is..´he wants a nurse

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ingrid, get back on the bike and pedal away as fast as you can. You don’t want this needy albatross around your neck 

[Gobi]

He wants a woman who will be his maid, cook, nurse, and whore.

[Zombness]

Brian is looking for a nurse....

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Sure, Ingrid. Brian’s “solution” is you hauling his ass all over town like a rickshaw puller

I’m embarrassed for her.
WOW. He finally said it straight out. He’s looking for a caregiver with benefits.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, poor Brian is troubled. Does Ingrid have that core of true love and selflessness and strength of character to be his full time caregiver and sex slave? DOES SHE? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

There it is..´he wants a nurse

And if she says no to that appealing prospect, he’ll say she’s selfish and closed-minded.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Yay glad your house is done and your mom is being taken care of! A facial is a great idea. 

Thank you! I usually give myself a nice steam/clay mask/sheet mask treatment every Sunday, but things have been so chaotic for the last couple of months I haven't been able to. It was VERY welcome! 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He was going to pursue Italian citizenship via ancestry, but it seems Italy doesn't offer it any more.

My friend moved to Italy last year, bought property and has just received her permanent resident visa. She’s also pursuing dual citizenship by providing documentation that at least one of her grandparents was born there, but she can still live there as an American ex-pat. 

[Red Bridey]

Brian is shocked, SHOCKED, that a beautiful woman twenty years his junior doesn't want to be his mother, nurse or caretaker. Wake up and smell the coffee, buttercup. Face the reality that even if she agrees to marry you and relocate to the States, she will ditch you with a quickness. You will be left rolling alone looking for Brazilian Wife # 6 (? 5 ?).

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

I’m embarrassed for her.
WOW. He finally said it straight out. He’s looking for a caregiver with benefits.  

Who wouldn't want to take care of him for free and pay the bills too?

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

There it is..´he wants a nurse

A nurse he can sleep with!! UGHHH. What an ass. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brian never stops, does he? He’s like a used car salesman. “What’s it going to take for me to get into your pants?”

It’s CRINGE. Does he think his peepee is magical and will make Ingrid fall at his feet in rapture? Ugh. He makes my skin crawl. And run. Fast. 

[For Cereals]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just for the record, I love sleeping alone.

You know, I don’t try that hard to wake him when my husband falls asleep on the sofa, partially because he gets the Jimmy leg when you wake him up like he’s in shock.  Now, let someone let me fall asleep by myself in the dark house on the sofa and I will be mad LOL.

[Suzywriter]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can you find a nice Aussie girl for my son? He's handsome and super sweet and smart and kind and funny! He's a chef and is a good boyfriend! I'd feel a lot safer if he was in Oz for the next few years, if you get my drift. 

Hola my peeps! How's everyone's week been? My house is pretty much back to normal, houseguest and I are going through our stuff to donate, filled three trash bags already. Reorganizing like crazy! Had my first facial in a month and half today! My brother has organized overnight nursing assistants for my mother so there's a lot less stress going around. Big sighs of relief being breathed over here. 

Sooo glad that things are looking up! That brother of yours sounds like an angel. How is Hubs?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Magda, if you set him up for a romantic time and you don’t deliver the goods, you are looking for trouble. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Take your shades off indoors you bellend. 

[magemaud]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Magda, if you set him up for a romantic time and you don’t deliver the goods, you are looking for trouble. 

Apparently they’re not on the same page about what constitutes “romance”

[Bees52]

Magda booked an apartment in Krakow? I think she's already treating him better than he would her if she came over to Florida.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So was Magda going commando?

[Red Bridey]

I wish I could remember her name, but Magna reminds me of the little Russian pole dancer who married the Virginian pest control guy with the swinger parents.

[MagicEyes]

Did Magna forget to put on underwear? 🙀

[tvrox]

No flowers for this airport scene? Shame. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Whoaaaaa! We just saw all the way up to Krakow in that dress, darling. 

Edited November 18 by Mrs. Landingham

[Zombness]

My green card has arrived!!!!!!

[For Cereals]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

I wish I could remember her name, but Magna reminds me of the little Russian pole dancer who married the Virginian pest control guy with the swinger parents.

I go Russia

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

I wish I could remember her name, but Magna reminds me of the little Russian pole dancer who married the Virginian pest control guy with the swinger parents.

Julia. I think they're on the Last Resort, but nobody cares.