Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[Auntie Anxiety]

No interest in Mama June, From Not Hot to Not Even Close to Hot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Probably works out every day .. haha I love mom 

She is definitely trying not to let any snarky comments slip, but she can't resist the occasional zinger. 

[Keywestclubkid]

dad surprised that he relapsed while hooking up with someone that was arrested for drug trafficking .... SIGH ... I mean come on dad 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder if the relapse was the terrible secret he alluded to last week?

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No interest in Mama June, From Not Hot to Not Even Close to Hot.

The show got a social media boost because June apparently admitted to stealing Boo Boo's money. I have no idea why these people are even on my TV, but they better NOT kick LAL or LDL out of the lineup

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ayanna is spending time with her kids, whom she loves to death.

“Temperamental issues.” Good euphemism for bat-shit crazy.

[Pepper Mostly]

That little girl is adorable. 

I just read a book this week "A World Apart", by Christina Rathbone, about women in prison. MCI Framingham in Massachusetts. It was FASCINATING and so sad. 

[Gobi]

90 days? That's enough time to find and marry a foreign fiance.

[Keywestclubkid]

this whole outfit ... I can't 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The social worker/production assistant is happy to play along.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

90 days? That's enough time to find and marry a foreign fiance.

Fucking Gino

[Auntie Anxiety]

She didn’t have the father-figure that she needed, thus she had two kids who don’t have a father-figure. Prison logic.

[Keywestclubkid]

the judge didnt know you had plans to visit someone .. 

[OoogleEyes]

She last saw Jamal 3 years ago and her baby is two... h'mm

[Gobi]

"Anger management? Hell, I'm the fuckin' CEO of anger!"

[For Cereals]

I’m not doing anger management therapy in my home…nope.  Meet me at WeWork.  You are not getting my address.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ayanna jumps up and starts beating on the social worker to get her anger out.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

She last saw Jamal 3 years ago and her baby is two... h'mm

Prison closet conception!

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

She last saw Jamal 3 years ago and her baby is two... h'mm

he slipped out the sperm ... lol 

[JenE4]

That’s pretty rough that it was going to be her first visit in three years. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, Ayonna, that's the problem. You're in the system, and you have no control over this. 

I feel bad for her though. It seems like there's a decent person in there, and she's not dumb. So far I don't dislike her. I think she's made stupid decisions and is losing control of her life but I kinda like her. Someone send help, I am clearly ill. 

[Red Bridey]

If you were Superwoman, woman, you maybe wouldn't be committing stupid crimes like beating up your ex-bestie or driving while high. Get it together! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Finally, my dog settled down. Because of those two mice she caught recently, she’s been at DefCon 1. I’m sure she’s exhausted.

[Eldemarge]

I don't know why I wasn't destined to have bigger knockers. I would definitely be Superwoman then.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

If you were Superwoman, woman, you maybe wouldn't be committing stupid crimes like beating up your ex-bestie or driving while high. Get it together! 

Have you seen My Super Ex-Girlfriend?

[For Cereals]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I don't know why I wasn't destined to have bigger knockers. I would definitely be Superwoman then.

With a backache…

[Auntie Anxiety]

I feel sorry for Joey’s family. They have been supporting this schmuck and he goes out and happily starts using gain because, um, why?

[Ladystardust]

Joey's mom is very pretty.

ETA: Nevermind! I thought they were referring to the longer haired brunette as his mom. Who is she?

Edited April 27, 2024 by Ladystardust

[Keywestclubkid]

my ex has a family like this ... they are so supportive of him but he is a mess and it still kills me cause they were the nicest people .. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Intervention crossover? 

[For Cereals]

Does the Twisted Tea commercial keep repeating for you all?  It’s really annoying.

[OoogleEyes]

Damn, this entire family are addicts and know it. Wow. I give them a lot of credit. They love him like crazy 

Edited April 27, 2024 by OoogleEyes

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Intervention crossover? 

Candy is waiting in the den.

[WaltersHair]

This poor guy. He's gay in BOISE. I mean, I almost understand.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Candy is waiting in the den.

DEAD.

[JenE4]

I wasn’t prepared for Ayonna and now Joey and family trauma dumping on us. I feel for them. This is making it harder to snark on them. We come here for the laughs.

Edited April 27, 2024 by JenE4

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Candy is waiting in the den.

So funny.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I feel sorry for Joey’s family. They have been supporting this schmuck and he goes out and happily starts using gain because, um, why?

Right? They seem so supportive and kind. And all Joey does is turn on the tears and wallow in his maudlin self flagellation. And he thinks the only person he deserves is a habitual criminal. His poor parents. 

[Gobi]

"I was in a dark, lonely place: Boise."

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Intervention crossover? 

Candy Finnigan would take no shit from Joey! She'd snap him back before you can say "seedy motel".

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I was in a dark, lonely place: Boise."

At least he wasn't lost and wandering the fleshpots of Dubuque!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rob’s mother just wants to get down to brass tacks. “Why are you even here? And did you bring the money?”

[SemiCharmedLife]

Wow.  Rob's mom is rude.  Not even a "hello."

[JenE4]

I thought that witch bartender put a spell on mom and turned her to stone.

[OoogleEyes]

Did she know Rob before he went to jail?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh boy, here we go. Crank out the LAL stereotypes. Prison boo's surly mama, who doesn't think anyone is good enough for her son, the convicted felon. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Wow.  Rob's mom is rude.  Not even a "hello."

That stare would have had me turning around before I sat down. Lady isn't going to reconcile shit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gee, what could Rob’s business possibly be? Sneaker sales?

[Keywestclubkid]

you are the parent .. you are older then her .. why the fuck does she need to reach out to you because your son wanted money back? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Rob has a "business", wink wink. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rob has a "business", wink wink. 

sneakers?