Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

How many of us are going to do a deep dive, looking up former classmates to see if they have a mugshot?

I believe that would be all of us. 

[Gobi]

"Ma's a rella cheese."

[Keywestclubkid]

How much money got “stole”?

[Maybeitsme]

Money 💰  gor stolen?

What happened? I need to know 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She took out a $100K loan  for her restaurant. Because restaurants have such a high success rate.

[JenE4]

Did this man just say he’s making goat lasagne?! And a squid omelette?!? This is all happening in the prison kitchen?! This guy’s come a long way since birthday cakes out of creamer powder and sprite.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But what about your muffins? Are they any good? 

They're very sturdy and easy to smuggle.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Did this man just say he’s making goat lasagne?! And a squid omelette?!? This is all happening in the prison kitchen?! This guy’s come a long way since birthday cakes out of creamer powder and sprite.

And don't forget toilet wine

[SemiCharmedLife]

The restaurant business is very difficult.  Hard work, long hours and many of them fail.

[Empress1]

This little toddler is precious. Both Ayonna’s kids are cute.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She loves her son more than anything and he loves her to death. Did I get that right?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Money 💰  gor stolen?

What happened? I need to know 

Right? Buried the lede there. Has she not heard of a bank? 

[Empress1]

Wait - this woman with the braids is Ayonna’s mom?! She looks 22!

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Someone's at the door"

"I have a.....food in the oven" 

"I'm running out the door for church"

"We're being evacuated, toxic fumes" 

"I have noodles on the stove" is what my friend's mother always said and now we say that. Heh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ayonna is going to be his slut. So romantic.

[Keywestclubkid]

Lord your children who don’t live with you are down stairs and you are acting a fool on cam with a man in prison .. yes your children seem so important to you .. ugh

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Buried the lede there. Has she not heard of a bank? 

She always looks miserable. Her affect is so flat.

[Gobi]

"You is my slut." The epitome of sweet talk.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She loves her son more than anything and he loves her to death. Did I get that right?

And her mother? Is FIT. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll go out on a limb and guess that Jamal might have a secret.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Lord your children who don’t live with you are down stairs and you are acting a fool on cam with a man in prison .. yes your children seem so important to you .. ugh

She’s making it clap in her mother’s bathroom during a prison video visit while the kids her mother is raising are downstairs. I can’t.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"You is my slut." The epitome of sweet talk.

Well, its no "is you ovulatin'?', but still, pretty swoon worthy.

[Keywestclubkid]

My life is together.. oh honey no, no it’s not 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Did this man just say he’s making goat lasagne?! And a squid omelette?!? This is all happening in the prison kitchen?! This guy’s come a long way since birthday cakes out of creamer powder and sprite.

Frankly, I am disappointed. I want real prison cuisine not this nouveau shit.

[SemiCharmedLife]

All my commercials are for medication or other WE tv shows...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Taking Rob off the cameras? The ultimate punishment.

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

She’s making it clap in her mother’s bathroom during a prison video visit while the kids her mother is raising are downstairs. I can’t.

And didn’t even have the decency to close the bathroom door! Then again, this is a normal Wednesday night “down at the office” for her.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Why does Rob need to call her???? He sees everything she does 24/7,

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Frankly, I am disappointed. I want real prison cuisine not this nouveau shit.

Remember when this show started and they got like 2 phone calls and had to make eye makeup out of a crayon? Now they get video calls and unlimited phone calls get TVs and shit .. Jesus it’s like club med with fights 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Frankly, I am disappointed. I want real prison cuisine not this nouveau shit.

I know,  it's hard to beat those OG prison recipes 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tennie is his rebound from his “girlfriend” that he had in jail for the prior 7 years. Okay.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

I know,  it's hard to beat those OG prison recipes 

I do miss the prison cooking and makeup tutorials. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tattoos are the gifts that keep on giving. Like herpes.

[Gobi]

10 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Did this man just say he’s making goat lasagne?! And a squid omelette?!? This is all happening in the prison kitchen?! This guy’s come a long way since birthday cakes out of creamer powder and sprite.

But can he make shrimp alfredo?

[Eldemarge]

Oh he got a "Let Me Speak to the Manager" tattoo on his arm!  That'll go over well.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Rob:  I don't know how I will tell Tennie about this tat.

Shows the world on reality tv.

[OoogleEyes]

Damn. This guy is an asshole 

[JenE4]

Rob’s 7-year prison boo was a Karen?!?!

[Pepper Mostly]

"And get out.....later. After I get my Katie Couric tattoo covered up"

[WaltersHair]

Be like Johnny Depp who turned Winona forever to Wine forever.  Slap some false eyelashes and long hair. She'll thinki it's her.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Gobi said:

But can he make shrimp alfredo?

Not as good as the strip club.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Oh he got a "Let Me Speak to the Manager" tattoo on his arm!  That'll go over well.

That Jon and Kate haircut and all lol 

[SemiCharmedLife]

You know prison is not the hard times it's made out to be when the inmate wants to stay longer and avoid the pee tests...

[Empress1]

That tattoo looks like Jon & Kate Plus 8’s Kate.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

But can he make shrimp alfredo?

Classic strip club recipe? 

[Gobi]

Wait, he has a tattoo of Hillary Clinton?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

But can he make shrimp alfredo?

I think it is the special at Ayonna’s strip club this week.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

That Jon and Kate haircut and all lol 

Great minds!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Wait, he has a tattoo of Hillary Clinton?

Tyray is jealous 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

But can he make shrimp alfredo?

Sorry. That's only available Thursday nights at the strip club buffet