Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They keep going on and on about how the baby "doesn't have much room in there". Do they not understand how the uterus works? Its not a three bedroom apartment with a balcony. Sheesh.

Still has more room than Rob's apartment.

[Empress1]

A dress is not a plan for a future, Lindsey.

[JenE4]

Wait, I thought this wedding was off?

[Red Bridey]

Lindsey and Blaine, a true love match.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Looks like Shawn bought the house of that nutjob who dressed like a fairy to get the mail. Or was that 90 Day? I think it was.

That was 90 Day, the Other Way. Good times. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I see Lindsey continuing to be her sweet self.

She's a real treasure. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

And here I thought that Blaine and Lindsey were soulmates!

[Empress1]

I mean … Lindsey is a bitch and manipulative and bossy, though.

[WaltersHair]

Did I see a poor cat on the porch run for its life after the screaming started?

 

[kacesq]

Kudos for having this fight in front of the happy blended family portrait.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh poor Blaine. He's depressed! Just go to church, son. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Using probation as an excuse to kick him out.  Ugh. 

[Ladystardust]

5 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Sean and Sarah are moving into a condemned house that’s half burned down?!? Uh. I don’t think you can do that.

WITH A SMALL CHILD. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blaine, you ducked a bullet. Silver lining.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Did I see a poor cat on the porch run for its life after the screaming started?

 

The cat and that formerly happy black dog are probably huddled together somewhere, being each other's support as these two fight yet again.

[Empress1]

See, she called her PO to manipulate Blaine. She’d never have called if they weren’t in this fight.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Empress1 said:

See, she called her PO to manipulate Blaine. She’d never have called if they weren’t in this fight.

And yet he had the nerve to call her manipulative.  😁

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

See, she called her PO to manipulate Blaine. She’d never have called if they weren’t in this fight.

Impulse control has never been one of Lindsey's strong suits.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The cat and that formerly happy black dog are probably huddled together somewhere, being each other's support as these two fight yet again.

Was she the one who just had her dog and cat thrown on piles of crap in her car when she was moving? No crate or anything and it was piled almost to the ceiling with her stuff.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

If Blaine has a desk, he'd better take it with him.  No desk is safe when Lindsey is mad!

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

WITH A SMALL CHILD. 

But by Gawd, Sarah got herself some new boobs and a "MOMMY MAKEOVER", so if they have to live in a half-burned out house, at least she'll LOOK GOOD!!!

What else IS there in life?

[Red Bridey]

I'm eating very dry peanut butter cookies. Though I followed the recipe exactly, the dough was too crumbly. Had to chill it for a while but should have increased the butter to a full stick. Has any cookie recipe ever called for 1/3 cup of butter? That's less than a stick and it's not enough.

[JenE4]

Lindsey ran off with a married man?! This is getting juicy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa gets a new schnoz. And she still has the false eyelashes on.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Very minimal death rate". Oh Louie. Who knew you had such a pleasing wit? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Melissa gets a new schnoz. And she still has the false eyelashes on.

When I had facial reconstructive surgery, the rule was no makeup, no lotion.  I sense they are taking a power washer to Melissa's face. 

[kacesq]

I’m immediately suspicious of any doctor who goes on camera on these low rent reality shows…

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Lindsey ran off with a married man?! This is getting juicy!

I’m sure she did. I have no doubt. And if so … Blaine, grow a spine.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

I'm eating very dry peanut butter cookies. Though I followed the recipe exactly, the dough was too crumbly. Had to chill it for a while but should have increased the butter to a full stick. Has any cookie recipe ever called for 1/3 cup of butter? That's less than a stick and it's not enough.

All is not lost! Dunk them in a cup of tea. 

That does seem like a teeny tiny amount of butter. Was the peanut butter supposed to make up the difference? How many cookies was it supposed to make? 

Edited January 27, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[kacesq]

Also there are a ton of plastic surgeons in NJ. Why did she go to NYC? She’s not even in northern NJ.

[Gobi]

She looks like she was hit in the face with a wooden spoon.

[JenE4]

Anything I need to know? Nope! Uh, I think there should be some care instructions?!?

[OoogleEyes]

Melissa will be the worst patient ever.

[goofygirl]

Melissa's gonna be a joy to live with once Louie gets her home!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa is insulting to Louie even when she’s under anesthesia.

[kacesq]

A Victoria’s Secret blankie. That makes sense for Melissa.

[Eldemarge]

There are definitely care instructions after rhinoplasty.  How does she have the energy to be such a bitch??

[Pepper Mostly]

SHUT UP MELISSA YOU ARE INSUFFERABLE.

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She looks like she was hit in the face with a wooden spoon.

DEAD

[Red Bridey]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

All is not lost! Dunk them in a cup of tea. 

That does seem like a teeny tiny amount of butter. How many cookies was it supposed to make? 

Sixty! I got 18. Any smaller and they wouldn't have held together.

[goofygirl]

Why couldn't Shawn & Sarah RENT AN APARTMENT??? LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE??

[Empress1]

Wait. WAIT. That cannot be where Shawn and Sara are going to live?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara, those fake tits look terrible on you. Just saying.

[kacesq]

Shawn has been on the show for several seasons. So even though this show doesn’t pay Housewives money, it does pay. He must’ve blow it all.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

A Victoria’s Secret blankie. That makes sense for Melissa.

She's very classy and has very refined taste. A regular Jackie Kennedy.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

On 1/26/2024 at 6:57 PM, Red Bridey said:

Sixty! I got 18. Any smaller and they wouldn't have held together.

Most recipes seem to use 1 cup butter and 1 cup peanut butter to 2 and a half cups flour.  So if the recipe was more than 3/4 cup of flour the ratio was off.  

[Eldemarge]

Put the washer and dryer in the shed!  And plug it into...air!

[Ladystardust]

Well, it comes with a cat. So that's a plus (the only one). That kid hates it.

[Red Bridey]

Oh these two, Shawn and Sarah. We live in a shack but my foobs look great.

[Elizzikra]

Does that place have running water?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Put the washer and dryer in the shed!  And plug it into...air!

Shawn will power it with his electric personality.