Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Elizzikra]

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Taking my dog to her favorite pooping places is more difficult if we have to trudge through a foot of snow.

And the dogs are never willing to compromise on location. They don't care if you have to shovel it out for them, there is ONE SPOT for pooping...

[Gobi]

Who thinks Michael will have a successful rap career? Anyone? Buehler?

[Keywestclubkid]

where are you getting the money for all these tickets? what the hell 

[Empress1]

Justine’s mom being like “you fucking idiots” is my favorite thing so far.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

 

And case the house for things worth stealing and the best way to break in without tripping any alarms.

Refrigerators are his specialty 

[kacesq]

It won’t make sense later you idiot. You’re not a rap god. You’ll have some crap job in the desert. And shut up Justine. You’re literally moving so you can stay near your oldest kid. 

[Pepper Mostly]

See, he's doing it so that his kids will have a better life! 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Who thinks Michael will have a successful rap career? Anyone? Buehler?

Wait, you mean he doesn't already???

[Keywestclubkid]

no matter how old your kids are? Those kids ARE KIDS 

[WaltersHair]

GAH, I hate this. The kids kill me every time.

[Empress1]

The whole damn family, all seventy-‘leven kids, are in tears and these fools are still moving. Jesus Christ.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder how long it will take Mike to have his one hit. 

________ Before the 12th of Never.

________ After the 12th of Never.

Edited January 6, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

"It's never easy to leave some of your kids and take some with you." Words of wisdom.

Edited January 6, 2024 by Gobi

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How are these two clowns going to pay for all of those plane tickets Mike is talking about?  They sure aren't going to earn big bucks from his rapping. 

[Maybeitsme]

Michael that is straight up BS and you know it. You don't travel to see those kids now, no way they're flying out to Vegas like you saying. You are wrong sir

[Keywestclubkid]

its always hard choosing what child you abandon to go live with a new family ... I hate this woman 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How are these two clowns going to pay for all of those plane tickets Mike is talking about?  They sure aren't going to earn big bucks from his rapping. 

You are forgetting his highly lucrative side hustle of sneaker designer...

[JenE4]

That’s fucked up. My family is moving—oh, not you or you or you. Is Montana Mills getting a Vegas residency like Erica Jane (RHBH)? Her tickets are going for $7. Good luck paying for twice a month airfare for how many people?!?

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How are these two clowns going to pay for all of those plane tickets Mike is talking about?  They sure aren't going to earn big bucks from his rapping. 

Perhaps from the sneaker empire we heard about way back when? I guess that can be run from Vegas too.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Justine’s mom being like “you fucking idiots” is my favorite thing so far.

Justine's mom speaks for us all.  

[Red Bridey]

I hate Melissa with the heat of a thousand nuns. I hate her!

[kacesq]

Sigh. On behalf of NJ, my beloved home state, I apologize for Melissa. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, kacesq said:

Perhaps from the sneaker empire we heard about way back when? I guess that can be run from Vegas too.

I mean - he was running it from prison. The internet in Vegas has to be at least that good...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa’s father left a gun behind the toilet, just in case.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Mike looks bad in his talking heads.  I'm guessing things don't work out swimmingly. 

[Eldemarge]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I can’t stand Justine and Michael. They’re so smug and they’ve accomplished Jack shit. Still don’t understand why they need to go to Vegas. Never mind Michael’s poor kids whom he’s abandoning.

SAME!  I always say they think they're the next Jay-Z/Beyonce power couple.  Ridiculous delulus.

[kacesq]

The sister with the dreads. Lord. Also…poor Louie.

[Keywestclubkid]

that is a air b&B aint no way she decorated that house 

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Just going to curl up in my pillow and blanket nest, drink tea and eat scones and watch the snow fall. 

Scones.... h'mmmm. I have flour..

[Elizzikra]

Jesus Melissa. Any interview is, at a minimum, great world practice...

[WaltersHair]

Great. More wooden objects to  bang on Louie's car.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna is gifting a complete set of wooden spoons for the housewarming.

[Pepper Mostly]

Louie walks in and Melissa barks "Finally! Where were you?". You can see why Louie loves her. She's so warm, so kind, so supportive. Louie must feel so buoyed and supported by her love and concern for his well being and happiness. 

[Keywestclubkid]

a violent offender should have a job in 2 days? HAHAHA

[kacesq]

Hey sis? Donna is right. 

[Empress1]

DRAG HER MELISSA’S BROTHER. Melissa and her sister are such bitches.

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How are these two clowns going to pay for all of those plane tickets Mike is talking about?  They sure aren't going to earn big bucks from his rapping. 

They're renting Chance's limo

[Keywestclubkid]

you keep telling him hes shit and he isnt doing anything right and yes that would push him to relapse .....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS Donna didn't know Louie was using drugs.  Was she too drunk to see it?

[Gobi]

"It's not easy living in an attic. Or is it, living with an addict? One of those is true. Maybe both."

Edited January 6, 2024 by Gobi

[Maybeitsme]

Wow is Donna wearing black shear hose with those white shorts? Those camera men cruelly film her walking up the stairs, from behind no less. 

What an impression she will make with these hateful weirdos

[Pepper Mostly]

Donna put on her best house dress for Melissa's party. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

FFS Donna didn't know Louie was using drugs.  Was she too drunk to see it?

Probably. Plus he was her golden child and could do no wrong...

[Keywestclubkid]

he can still get drugs IN jail .... its no different in access 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa’s sister should be having this conversation with Melissa, not Donna.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Wow is Donna wearing black shear hose with those white shorts?

I think she has really bad varicose veins and poor circulation. I don't think she is wearing stockings.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Gobi said:

"It's not easy living in an attic. Or is it, living with an addict?"

Chance can make that attic a really nice place to live.  That is, if you like exposed wires, shoddy construction, and open walls.   Oh wait, addict, yeah.  Well Chance can help push an addict back to using so he's helpful in all situations! 😁

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

a violent offender should have a job in 2 days? HAHAHA

Nobody gets a job in two days unless you know the person hiring (like Louie’s friend in Georgia) or it’s like Cutco or something. These people need to fall way back.

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he can still get drugs IN jail .... its no different in access 

That’s why he was in for ten years and clean for 5.5.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Scones.... h'mmmm. I have flour..

I made lemon ginger scones the other day. Its criminal how easy they are to do. From the fleeting thought "Hmmm, I'd love a scone" to taking that fresh baked goodness out of the oven? Thirty minutes, tops. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I can't wrap my mind around WHY Louie wants anything to do with Melissa.  She is just like a younger version of his controlling mother.  That would be a living hell.