Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[kacesq]

I don’t want to marry you…reproduce with you? Sure.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I dunno, though. I feel like Kerok would do OK, given the chance. He's willing and really wants to succeed. 

Kerok seems like he really wants to succeed.  He had the good sense to learn a trade while in prison. 

[Gobi]

Jesus, Tayler, Chance has more red flags than a Chinese Army parade!

[Keywestclubkid]

until you get married to me.. does he have some insurance plan on her? WHY is he pushing getting married its weird 

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance is SO MAD, you guys! He might even.....GET OUT OF BED!

[Red Bridey]

Did Chance just throw a temper tantrum like a three year old child? What a dick.

Edited December 16, 2023 by Red Bridey
I missed a period, but don't worry. I haven't seen Shawn and I'm not pregnant!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance just showed us abuser 101.  Immediately blamed her for his overreaction  and anger.  Yep, that tracks.  He is the worst.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Did Chance just throw a temper tantrum like a three year old child? What a dick 

DONT treat me like a child ... as I throw a temper tantrum on the bed like im 5 LOL 

[Elizzikra]

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Guyssss, I finally got accepted to school.  And I'm featured on Microsoft's tech blog today as well!

Congratulations!

I can't help but root for Kerok. I don't know why, but I can't.

I can't help but hate Chance. I don't even try to like him. And he is nowhere near the skilled liar he thinks he is.

[Empress1]

Was Chance drunk?

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

UGH everything about Chance just makes my skin crawl 

Was he EVER cute?  What did this girl ever see in him?

[Drogo]

Someone make a gif of Chance kicking and screaming, please. But edit out that hideous fucking nipple.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Was he EVER cute?  What did this girl ever see in him?

dick 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

I hate Chance’s nipple. 

I hate Chance's tattooed fat belly.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Was he EVER cute?  What did this girl ever see in him?

His alleged ties to his fifth cousin twice removed, Brad Pitt.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Was Chance drunk?

Oh, for sure. Maybe high too. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Chance is SO MAD, you guys! He might even.....GET OUT OF BED!

MADLY!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Was he EVER cute?  What did this girl ever see in him?

Two words. Low standards. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Was he EVER cute?  What did this girl ever see in him?

Her psychic told her to take a chance in life.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance in action:

[JenE4]

9 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Yeah, I’m always on the Married at First Sight thread like “what money?” when people say that the cast does that show for the money.

I very much doubt they’re seeing much money. Two grand an episode is what, $24K before taxes? (I forget how many episodes there are.) Amber has been on the show how long? And her lifestyle hasn’t changed at all.

Yeah, but this series is on every single week except for the 8 weeks a year or whatever goddamned Mama June is on. Some of these people are on forever. Thank god Marcelino cheated on Brittany or we’d still be stuck with them.

Edited December 16, 2023 by JenE4

[SemiCharmedLife]

It's too bad we had to have Chance back on our tvs.  Taylor needs to get her head out of her ass and kick him to the curb.  He has no redeeming qualities.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Chance is SO MAD, you guys! He might even.....GET OUT OF BED!

Watch out, I'm going to put on pants!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey wants to get in touch with Melissa and relive the golden years of high school.

[Keywestclubkid]

then she met drugs and fell in love with that instead 

[Elizzikra]

What I wouldn't give for Brittany's hair...

[kacesq]

Poor Kaygan.

[Keywestclubkid]

he's really had a hard time... like Your daughter didnt? GIRL .... 

[kacesq]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

then she met drugs and fell in love with that instead 

But it never rivaled the love she has for herself.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kylie, I’m doing this for your future. Because Blaine is such a catch. And I love you more than anything.

[Red Bridey]

Oh, Lindsey is getting pissed that her daughter has agency and thoughts of her own. I foresee trouble!

[Drogo]

This poor beautiful girl. Leave her alone, Lindsay. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Way to sell your daughter on your potential marriage, Lindsay. "A stepdad can control your every move and take the belt to you if you get out of line"

[Keywestclubkid]

wait what happened to the house they were "fixing" up? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS she can have a father figure without being adopted by the guy.  Maybe they could get to know each other and she might learn to respect him?  Wild thought, I know. After all, for these folks it takes knowing someone for 10 seconds before they should call them daddy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait what happened to the house they were "fixing" up? 

That’s so last season.

[Gobi]

Murgle, blagh zorkin' fleeberflath, as Blaine would say.

[Red Bridey]

And Blaine also has agency and thoughts of his own that are not in alignment with Lindsey's plans for the future. I foresee trouble ahead!

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

dick 

Look: take it from someone who is single and dating: dick is not hard to get. Tayler could put up a Tinder profile and get laid whenever she wanted. Yes, in a small town; yes, with four kids. GOOD dick is another story, as is a good relationship (as evidenced by the bad relationship she’s in), but dick? She could get dick. She doesn’t have to settle for Chance just to get laid.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lindsey wants to get in touch with Melissa and relive the golden years of high school.

Lindsay will tear up the court while Melissa cheers on the sidelines. It'll be epic. 

[Elizzikra]

Should Brittany's dad and Blaine be doing whatever they are doing under the hood with that cigarette hanging out of Blaine's mouth?

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait what happened to the house they were "fixing" up? 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s so last season.

I think Cleo’s sunflower lanyard is there. 
(If you know you know.)

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s so last season.

and his probation doesnt seem to be a problem isnt he on a ankle monitor? im so confused 

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Murgle, blagh zorkin' fleeberflath, as Blaine would say.

Never talk to me again, Gobi. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Look: take it from someone who is single and dating: dick is not hard to get. Tayler could put up a Tinder profile and get laid whenever she wanted. Yes, in a small town; yes, with four kids. GOOD dick is another story, as is a good relationship (as evidenced by the bad relationship she’s in), but dick? She could get dick. She doesn’t have to settle for Chance just to get laid.

not they way Taylor seems to have been mentally beaten down the she doesnt see her worth and is allowing this man to control that aspect of her ... she has zero self esteem 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Murgle, blagh zorkin' fleeberflath, as Blaine would say.

For Jesus. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm heading out to my local theatre.  Enjoy the rest of this episode and snark on!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lindsey spent 5 and half years in the federal pen.  She still has state charges to clear.  Hmm for some crazy reason her daughter is not thinking that she should expect all of Lindsey's plans to come through. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm heading out to my local theatre.  Enjoy the rest of this episode and snark on!

Join us next week if you can. Have fun.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

For Jesus. 

Jesus is his plug.