Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's a new season of Life After Lockup.  The couples:

Tayler and Chance: When an abuser loves a doormat . . . . Chance has started a construction career and is not surprisingly still having major money problems.  What happened to his power washing dreams? Tayler has baby #4.  She will also find out Chance's "shocking secret."  Hmm, another secret.  There is zero chance anyone will be shocked. 

Shawn and Sara:  Take extra birth control precautions.  Shawn will be on our TVs.  Sarah will wow us with her hair color choices.  Shawn will amaze with his inability to think his way out of a paper bag.  Sara is dumping his sorry ass. Why are we being subjected to him again?

Justine and Michael:  Juju and Montana Millz are back and she is ready to pop because these crazy kids decided to add yet another child to the pile.  Expect matching outfits, large jewelry, and bad rapping. 

Aris and Cameron:  Our favorite mini-boo Cameron is back and he's a new dad. He is of course still getting into trouble.  Will his charm continue to work on Aris?

Shavel and Quaylon:  They're back!  Quaylon has stored the suitcase of all sadness in the closet next to Shavel's skintight catsuits. 

Blaine and Lindsey:  Jesus is his plug and Lindsey is his drama.  Seemingly nice guy Blaine is still with our lady of the dramatic actions, Lindsey.  Does she still have charges, bro? Yes she does! A possible 40 years worth of charges. 

Kerok and Britney:   When last we saw them, as in the week before this premiere, Britney wants a baby, Kerok wants to marry her but probably doesn't want a baby, and both of them need to rebuild their lives after lockup.  Mama Kerok will continue to be the best.  Unfortunately Kerok may choose to share more of his Christian rap with us. 

Joynomi and Redd:  Ugh. Redd took second prize in the how quickly can you cheat on your partner after getting out prison contest.  [Pouring one out for the winner, Asonta]. Joynomi took him back, still doesn't know he tripped and his dick accidentally fell into his bestie's vagina, and is foolishly taking him home to live with her and her son. Start the pool on how long these two will last. 

Melissa and Louie:  Louie from Lakeland and his new teeth continues on with the ever-so-supportive Melissa.  Please let her put away the cheerleader outfit and pompoms for good.  We can only handle so much secondhand embarrassment. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Chance and side job #763 on the next episode of Love after Lockup .. Good God im kinda scared to see what side hustle he has scammed up this time and those poor kids trapped in the middle of this mess  ... did that garage room ever get finished I hope we find out lol its been FOREVER 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I have my best wig on and my six inch talons firmly affixed. I ain't gonna take no for an answer, now give me your phone. 

Has everyone had a good week? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi everyone. Just wanted to assure you all that I love my kids more than anything.

[Red Bridey]

Hello my lovelies! I can't believe we don't have even one new couple. Grrrr. If it wasn't for my Friday Felon Friends, and the fact that these people make me appreciate my decision to remain single and child-free, I wouldn't bother to watch this season!

[Ladystardust]

My dvr said there wasn't a new episode last week and it was the FINALE! I got caught up though and I'm here for a new season. I can't wait to see how many children's lives are changed for the better. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hi everyone. Just wanted to assure you all that I love my kids more than anything.

but are they your number ONE priority ??

[Gobi]

All new season! All new couples! Oh, wait.....never mind.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

My fingers are warmed up and I am ready to chat!  Bring on the couples!

[Pepper Mostly]

I wouldn't watch this cringe fest at all if it wasn't for all of you, my bunkies. You are my soulmates. And I'm sure we'll all have that better life we've been planning, after all we've been through together. 

[Gobi]

Does anyone know what Redd is sayin'?

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

but are they your number ONE priority ??

That and my sobriety...

[OoogleEyes]

New season, same ol' bitches. Hiya Bunkies!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t care how many times you guys cheat on me. I’ll always take you back.

Edited December 2, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Does anyone know what Redd is sayin'?

He's up there with Mush Mouth Michael, the devil dick. I could never understand a word he said, except for "is you ovulatin'?"

[Maybeitsme]

Hey bunkies, looks like the same felonious couples are back again. No fresh meat? Well at least there's no Brittany and Marcelino.  Let the games begin 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Did anyone buy me a ring during the last week? It needs to cost at least $6K or I won't believe you care.  Please also give me the receipt.   Can I get $200 for a care package?  My son is expecting you to become his father!  I know you've never met but he loves you more than anything.

[Floatingbison]

New season!!!!!   LET'S GET SNARKICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JenE4]

Hello! I smuggled muffins in my rolling suitcase for everyone in honor of the premiere.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay! We open with Louie's Girlfriend! 

[Elizzikra]

Please tell me we will see The Wooden Spoon again tonight!

[Keywestclubkid]

Chance is a sociopath 

[Floatingbison]

The sign of a healthy, mature  relationship:  burning shit in the front yard!

 

[WaltersHair]

Disco Pantsuits is BACK

[Floatingbison]

I can actually see burning stuff to purge a bad relationship, but show some class and do it in the back yard.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

The sign of a healthy, mature  relationship:  burning shit in the front yard!

 

I mean, it is winter...

[JenE4]

Did Chance just slap a tray of muffins?!?! Come on! Cam could have smuggled them!

[Keywestclubkid]

Wait wait wait she is a nail tech now? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

The sign of a healthy, mature  relationship:  burning shit in the front yard!

 

Oh come now. Who among us has not dragged our significant other's shit out into the yard and poured lighter fluid on it? Not every town has a Rage Room, you snob. 😉

[Floatingbison]

That's on classy krunk cup he's drinking that wine from.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I can actually see burning stuff to purge a bad relationship, but show some class and do it in the back yard.

I mean, what would Mrs. Kravitz think? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Kerok impresses me.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Kerok impresses me.

I like her too.

Kerok has been working out...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Kerok impresses me.

She is a good and loving woman. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I can actually see burning stuff to purge a bad relationship, but show some class and do it in the back yard.

Or give it a Viking funeral like the one Nicolle, Jr. got.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh come now. Who among us has not dragged our significant other's shit out into the yard and poured lighter fluid on it? Not every town has a Rage Room, you snob. 😉

The only acceptable use of lighter fluid for burning valuables.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Kerok impresses me.

I really like her 

[Elizzikra]

Awwwww - Mama Kerok. That's sweet... And that's a pretty ring...

[goofygirl]

Late to the party but here! Wine in hand! FRIDAY!!! This scene with Kerok & his Grandmother and that ring, have me smiling.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Disco Pantsuits is BACK

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Did Chance just slap a tray of muffins?!?! Come on! Cam could have smuggled them!

 

[Keywestclubkid]

yes this sounds dickish but thats a modern ring to have been passed down many years ... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Melissa will be thrilled to see Louie.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

yes this sounds dickish but thats a modern ring to have been passed down many years ... 

I was thinking the same thing. Let's be dickish together 

[Red Bridey]

Oh she is over the moon to see Louie from Lakeland!

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sure Melissa will be thrilled to see Louie.

I hope she had time to fluff up her pom poms...

[Keywestclubkid]

Let me act shocked your here with the camera crew fully set up in my place of work LOL 

[Gobi]

"I'm surprised. I wondered why that film crew was here."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Or give it a Viking funeral like the one Nicolle, Jr. got.

May she rest in peace.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa: Let me see your Chiclets.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm working! That's why I came out from behind the bar, leaving the register and my tip cup unattended, to come and have a fight with you in front of all my customers! I'm AN ADULT!"