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S08.E06: Pirate’s Booty Call


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I have only a vague recollection of the last time Roy Orbison Jr. was on this show but I seem to recall him being way more obnoxious last time. And unless I'm mistaken he seems to have lost a lot of weight too. Maybe he's cleaned up his act.

I'm so sick of Natalya's constant phone calls and texts with her boyfriend. Move on, please. I'm loathe to give Kyle any credit but I think he's on point that she's determined to constantly find something to bitch about even if it's not really there. What a drama queen. I don't know how he can stand her nattering on until the wee hours of the morning about her stupid boyfriend.

Speaking of Kyle, I'm reluctantly kind of impressed he knows two languages. If Afrikaans is his first language he's mastered English in a way that Lara quite hasn't.

Who does Luka bunk with, and why didn't Kyle go sleep there while Natalya and Luka were canoodling in the bunk above his? Who would want to try to sleep under that?

Wait, how did Luka and Lara manage to wash off all that pirate eye makeup so quickly? And why would they bother? Seems like there was a bit of a time jump there.

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Jessika was off the boat for the entire charter because of a hangover...we all know that is what it was, she threw up and scratched up her throat while hoarking, this was not her first rodeo.  Does she realize that they did not really need her, the laundry got done, service was good, cabins were taken care of...do we need Jessika?

Roy Jr. seems to be a different person this trip, his kids are adorable, did we ever know who did that baby belongs to?

Nat came up with the whole pirate treasure hunt, where was Tumi, she just basically let Nat do everything with no snark????

Kyle is right, Nat will complain about everything, anything and the stuff in between and her blathering on about that pos, manipulative boyfriend is tiring. I cannot believe the patience of him letting her bather on till the early morning hours about that guy...these are the nicest things I have ever said about him.

Chef needs subtitles, I have an ear for accents and was in London last week and understood everyone I interacted with over there but Chef...subtitles please.

Max reminds me of Sasha Baron Cohen's role in Taladega Nights.  I really wanted to like him because he is French and I love France, the language, the food, the everything but now, not so much...he is lazy and misguided.  

 

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I really don't get Nat - your boyfriend wants an open relationship so he can f around but doesn't want you to do the same.  UMMMMM girlfriend, either take advantage and have a boatmance, or just drop that guy.  This isn't hard.  She sounds like her chief stew the last time she was on who had that weird "have to have a boyfriend" attitude.

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22 hours ago, Mr. Miner said:

I had totally forgotten about her.

Seriously, when they were talking about Jessika, I was like, the one who left right after the first charter? I can't even remember her name! So, yeah, Jessika is completely unnecessary except that she is necessary for the other stews to vent about each other to (grammatical nightmare phrasing there). So she'll be back to serve that purpose.

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10 hours ago, Meowwww said:

I’m still reeling that Kyle is actually working in a cabin rather than just bitching and gossiping.  I can only believe that he’s on for tv drama because in real life he’d be fired.  

I'm reeling that Kyle said Natalya was looking for and complaining about problems that aren't there. We all can see she does like to bring the drama.

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1 hour ago, Maurina said:

This is really petty of me, but the pizzas looked like they were made with cheddar cheese.  Which is just wrong.

Yes, I just criticized pizza made by children.  Told you I was petty.  Anyway I blame the chef, where the hell is his mozzarella? 

Remember the Russian chef that couldn’t cook? She would have dredged the cheddar in flour to “fool” everyone.

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