Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Maybeitsme]

I need a long green mermaid wig, with full grown baby hairs

[Auntie Anxiety]

When I was at the market today, I did the math and found that buying a full-sized iced dinner cake was a much more financially sound idea than buying a single serving. It was the best decision I made all week. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I'll go as a ghost - Asonta. (Too soon?)

I'll go as a pregnancy test. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

You forget he couldn't get all of the money he promised her together. Another reason she's leaving.  :-) 

Brittany likely follows the Destinee school of accounting and will consider it a debt Andy owes her…

[Empress1]

Holy shit - this chick doesn’t know who Swaee’s dad is?! GIRL.

[Pepper Mostly]

Swae is absolutely adorable. He's breaking my heart. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wish Joy would forget Redd and focus all that love on her son.

[WaltersHair]

Farmington NM is not close to ANYWHERE. I've been there.

[Ladystardust]

I want to be that guy who wore the purple zoot suit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I wish Joy would forget Redd and focus all that love on her son.

But she already loves her son more than anything else in the whole world.

Edited October 7, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Keywestclubkid]

its creepy to sleep in your dead moms bed dude ... 

[SemiCharmedLife]

They got the room "organized????"

Edited October 7, 2023 by SemiCharmedLife
typo

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Swae is absolutely adorable. He's breaking my heart. 

Precious! I HATE when these people drag their kids into their bullshit.

[Gobi]

Someone has to go as a pickle.

[Nuccganggang]

i know chelsea isn’t acting weirded out by tackiness

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Someone has to go as a pickle.

DEAD

[Elizzikra]

Now might be a good time to mention that the hotel room doesn’t come with sex.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll be a muffin.

[Nuccganggang]

mikey

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

I need a long green mermaid wig, with full grown baby hairs

I refer to those as grandma hairs.  They are much too long and thick to be babies.  

[JenE4]

Oh, I’m for sure going as Puppy’s man with the elaborate graffiti and bedazzled jackets.

Easy one would be a pickle costume from Spirit Halloween.

[Keywestclubkid]

this family is weird 

[Gobi]

Don't judge someone until you have spent a night in their deathbed.

[Pepper Mostly]

I like Chelsea too. She's a mess but she seems like a nice person. 

[Keywestclubkid]

its night time you need to stop talking to this woman that has to look at you to communicate ..... OMG

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ll be a muffin.

Who's going to smuggle you in?

[Auntie Anxiety]

What’s the sign for We’re not having sex?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But she already loves her son more than anything else in the whole world.

Don't they all? 

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Or Raneka in her green wig. Or the boobalicious tax preparer. 

Yeah, whatever happened to our tax accountant?

Edited October 7, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I like Chelsea too. She's a mess but she seems like a nice person. 

I actually hope Chelsea and Mikey can make a go of it, we will see, after she gives him the "no go"

[Pepper Mostly]

Oooh, there'll be some muffin smuggling tonight! 

[Keywestclubkid]

he wanted to do all that in his dead moms bed ... there is something deeply wrong with this man and this family 

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

Don't judge someone until you have spent a night in their deathbed.

I mean, I took my late grandmother’s bed after she died - it’s a nice piece of furniture. My dad had his parents’ bedroom set. But, like … we aired things out first! Threw out the sheets!

[WaltersHair]

CHELSEA. Keep those hands at 10 and 2, dang it.

[Ladystardust]

I REALLY hope he wasn't planning on having sex in his dead mother's bed.

[goofygirl]

Uh oh Chelsea... Sounds like you're gonna have to do the nasty with Mikey at the hotel.

Brittney needs some crack!

[JenE4]

This is VIP only. Very Ignored Penis.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

I actually hope Chelsea and Mikey can make a go of it, we will see, after she gives him the "no go"

I do too. They both seem like they actually like each other.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Mikey is dreaming of muffin time.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I REALLY hope he wasn't planning on having sex in his dead mother's bed.

Oh, you know he was.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ll be a muffin.

Please make yourself comfortable until the Smuggling begins. Thank you for your patience 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Happy to report that my beloved rescue dog has graduated to a 4 hour training session, after weeks of the trainer trying to develop a good relationship with her. I’m looking forward to foisting her off on someone for 4 hours twice a week. It’s like leaving your baby at day care after being stuck at home together for a year.

[Eldemarge]

I can't believe I missed it. I was at the gym but also, my friend kept me on the phone! I'm all off-balance now. 😭  I'm sure I missed something ridiculous!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I REALLY hope he wasn't planning on having sex in his dead mother's bed.

Scene 1:  Mikey cries for his dead mom.

Scene 2: Mikey checks how springy her mattress is.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I can't believe I missed it. I was at the gym but also, my friend kept me on the phone! I'm all off-balance now. 😭  I'm sure I missed something ridiculous!

Oh, Honey

[SemiCharmedLife]

I kind of like how Mikey stopped the cameras at the door of the hotel.  He is not one to strip down and get explicit on camera.  Unfortunately for him, he's not getting explicit at all tonight.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Scene 1:  Mikey cries for his dead mom.

Scene 2: Mikey checks how springy her mattress is.

was it a blow up mattress ?? lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I can't believe I missed it. I was at the gym but also, my friend kept me on the phone! I'm all off-balance now. 😭  I'm sure I missed something ridiculous!

You need to find better friends.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Happy to report that my beloved rescue dog has graduated to a 4 hour training session, after weeks of the trainer trying to develop a good relationship with her. I’m looking forward to foisting her off on someone for 4 hours twice a week. It’s like leaving your baby at day care after being stuck at home together for a year.

Hooray rescue puppy!!!

[Eldemarge]

See, that is MY question.  Why would a COP look online to date a felon??  We see you, dude.