S17.E01: Here Comes the Judge

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Tamra Judge is back, but her return to the group proves rocky when she accuses Shannon of ghosting her; Emily adjusts to being a full-time mum; Heather wants to know where her friendship stands with Gina; the ladies meet Jennifer Pedranti.

Original air date 2023.06.06

[Keywestclubkid]

Please, Please, PLEASE let this season be good ....

[Natalie68]

8 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Please, Please, PLEASE let this season be good ....

YES PLEASE!!!!  Last season sucked.  

[RoseAllDay]

3 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

YES PLEASE!!!!  Last season sucked.  

I didn’t watch it last year, but I caught a lot of the season yesterday. My God…they spent most of it arguing over the most stupid shit with a bunch of boring people. But just when I thought Heather couldn’t be any more of an arrogant ass…she can take her elitist, entitled ‘tude and shove it.

I’ll give this a chance tonight because of VPR coming on after. It can’t be much worse than what I saw yesterday.

 

 

Edited June 7, 2023 by RoseAllDay

[Keywestclubkid]

when I left I was in a bush ROFL 

[RoseAllDay]

Where in the hell did Sandy find that guy? Yeesh…Looks like the Dud in Mystery Date. (Look it up, kids, LOL.)

Edited June 8, 2023 by RoseAllDay

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh God please dont make this a season of Tamra and Shannon fighting about who stopped talking to who first 

[Baltimore Betty]

5 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Where in the hell did Sandy find that guy? Yeesh…Looks like the Dud in Mystery Date. (Look it up, kids, LOL.)

He looks like he was her pizza (40 year old virgin) delivery guy.

[Keywestclubkid]

Horny Terry is .. no no more horny Terry 

[RoseAllDay]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Oh God please dont make this a season of Tamra and Shannon fighting about who stopped talking to who first 

This is like last season where the fight about the malpractice suit went on forever, even after Terry moved on from it. Who CARES? 

I’m sorry, but I did not find Emily’s kids cute. Shane’s away all day now? Working? Hmm… 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, RoseAllDay said:

I’m sorry, but I did not find Emily’s kids cute. Shane’s away all day now? Working? Hmm… 

You mean like a full time job? The horror!

[Keywestclubkid]

Heather being jealous of Gina not being as friendly wasn't on my bingo card LOL 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Heather being jealous of Gina not being as friendly wasn't on my bingo card LOL 

I doubt Heather is really upset about the lack of friendship from Gina Casita but it is a good start for an early season story line, she can work on her friendship all season!

[Keywestclubkid]

So Tamra isn't all "christian" now? 

[Baltimore Betty]

So Tamra has proved she had at least two customers at Cut.

[snarts]

Eddie, enough with the sexual jokes & comments. I forget how trashy Tamra & family are...

Edited June 8, 2023 by snarts

[Baltimore Betty]

How fast was that Starbucks run?!

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

How fast was that Starbucks run?!

I mean she had to go through 3 gates so it had to take some time right 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I mean she had to go through 3 gates so it had to take some time right 

I forgot, Heather's house is really a Four Season's Hotel, the assistant just went to the lobby.

[RoseAllDay]

Heather needs an assistant to order Starbucks. I just can’t with that woman. You know she is going to hire an interior decorator for that dorm room. 

Wait….just how old is Nicky? Real estate license? LOL…Heather checked out of the conversation because it wasn’t about her and she couldn’t give Gina the wisdom of her opinions.

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I forgot, Heather's house is really a Four Season's Hotel, the assistant just went to the lobby.

I know she doesnt mean to but it just feels like Heather is a bragger no one just stops by I live behind 3 gates hahaha im so funny .. it makes it really hard to like her sometimes 

Edited June 8, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[SweetieDarling]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

How fast was that Starbucks run?!

I thought it was just a Keurig Cup situation, but she was entering it into her phone(?) I wouldn't put it past Heather to have some kind of smart fancy pants coffee machine - or she could have been texting the kitchen help. 

[ZettaK]

Gina is going to see Heather now that the season started filming again. 

[RoseAllDay]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I know she doesnt mean to but it just feels like Heather is a bragger no one just stops by I live behind 3 gates hahaha im so funny .. it makes it really hard to like her sometimes 

Heather IS a bragger. And she wonders why nobody visits. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I know she doesnt mean to but it just feels like Heather is a bragger no one just stops by I live behind 3 gates hahaha im so funny .. it takes it really hard to like her sometimes 

Last season it was only two gates, I guess Fancy Pants put up a third gate in front of her porte chochere.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Last season it was only two gates, I guess Fancy Pants put up a third gate in front of her porte chochere.

did she have to inform each gate of someones arrival? that would be kinda annoying 

[RoseAllDay]

4 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Last season it was only two gates, I guess Fancy Pants put up a third gate in front of her porte chochere.

Gotta keep the riff-raff out. This is the house hotel they sold, right?

 

Edited June 8, 2023 by RoseAllDay
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[SweetieDarling]

Omg Shannon, lose the black nail polish already 

[Keywestclubkid]

"oh is it me?"

 

 

and now I'm dead I laughed so hard 

[TexasGal]

Tamra - I’m not a liar.

Ummmm, yeah you are!

[ZettaK]

7 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

I thought it was just a Keurig Cup situation, but she was entering it into her phone(?) I wouldn't put it past Heather to have some kind of smart fancy pants coffee machine - or she could have been texting the kitchen help. 

There is a Starbucks down the hill from Heather's house, at the Crystal Cove Shopping Center. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, TexasGal said:

Tamra - I’m not a liar.

Ummmm, yeah you are!

I mean isn't that why she was hiding in the bush her last season cause she was being caught in lies? 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, ZettaK said:

There is a Starbucks down the hill from Heather's house, at the Crystal Cove Shopping Center. 

I liked our theories better than the truth.

[RoseAllDay]

Shannon doesn’t know how to send a voice mail? 😂. Heather giving friendship advice…😂😂.

You know when one of them asks if they can “bring a friend,” things are not going to end well.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, RoseAllDay said:

Shannon doesn’t know how to send a voice mail?

She said she does not know how to send a call to voice mail.

[ZettaK]

9 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Gotta keep the riff-raff out. This is the house hotel they sold, right?

 

Yes, it sold around the time filming wrapped.

[RoseAllDay]

Why do they need drivers in SUV limos?

[Baltimore Betty]

Absolutely nobody drives themselves anywhere anymore.

[FlyingEgret]

Tamra making Yoga Jen introduce herself to Emily - is it possible Tamra couldn't remember Emily's name? Haha

[SweetieDarling]

Just now, RoseAllDay said:

Why do they need drivers in SUV limos?

Because fights break out in sprinter vans?

[RoseAllDay]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Absolutely nobody drives themselves anywhere anymore.

It’s ridiculous. Those tanks rolling up to a yoga session.

[Axie]

Not a good sign that I got up and started cleaning the kitchen during the first episode. Also, Emily?  I have a Subaru. Bite me. 

[Keywestclubkid]

what the hell is going on with that dark haired woman hair?? you are to old for that nonsense 

[ZettaK]

11 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I mean isn't that why she was hiding in the bush her last season cause she was being caught in lies? 

Shannon thought that Tamra would never return to the show, so she didn't bother talking to her.

Heather has a driver (of course!).

Edited June 8, 2023 by ZettaK

[Baltimore Betty]

Oh, Emily and her arsenal of information on the other HW's! New Girl Jen ran around on her husband!

[RoseAllDay]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

what the hell is going on with that dark haired woman hair?? you are to old for that nonsense 

Looks like she’s left some curlers in it.

 

 

Edited June 8, 2023 by RoseAllDay

[Keywestclubkid]

everyone scattering LOL

[RoseAllDay]

Emily, why have a calm conversation when you can throw a tantrum, make a public scene, and hold a grudge that lasts for 20 episodes? This is Tamra you’re talking to.

[Axie]

New girl Jen already bugs me. She reminds me of the woman with all the kids who was married, then gay, then married, then an astronaut, then a bisexual, then married, then an alien….Brownstone?  Braunwyn?

[JAYJAY1979]

I love how tone deaf and out of touch Heather is.  She's so easy to despise...shame she doesn't understand she's a villainess