S44.Ep5: The Third Turd LIVE CHAT

[truthaboutluv]

Josh and Yam Yam are rushing because they're panicking but the fact is you can't rush this or you will lose. 

[Lantern7]

Carolyn is dismissive of the whole thing.

Y'alll think the shade fucked the guys up?

[LadyChatts]

Ratu and Soka win.  I'd be fine if YY goes.  Josh seems pretty cool, and Carolyn I love.  

[Lady Calypso]

And Brandon, Danny and Carolyn are going on the journey, which may not be great for Carolyn if she doesn't play her idol.

And medical is gonna look at Matthew's arm.

[truthaboutluv]

Carson is probably so happy he got away from Tika. 

[iMonrey]

I don't really get the strategy of who to send, they have to know whoever they send will probably get some kind of advantage. It seems like you'd choose whoever you think is the weakest in each tribe.

[vb68]

Tika loses. Not even close. go figure.

Yay for Carolyn getting picked to go!

[Lady Calypso]

Oh...OH! I just realized, the three going on the journey are the three who opened the bird cage.

What a weird coincidence.

[Lamb18]

Yes, Tika does have weird shading all over their maze.

Rats, Tika lost. 

Out on the internet, there's a thing called, The Sword, the Shield and the Hedgehog. So I guess Tika is the Hedgehog.

[LadyChatts]

And Matt is going to get his shoulder looked at since he sat out two challenges and is struggling (guess Jeff was hiding in the bushes at the Ratu camp and heard his whining).

And Yam Yam, go watch Palau and Philippines.  Some tribes know exactly what it's like to be decimated.  

[Straycat80]

What if they each get an idol again. Carolyn will have two. 

[Maggie Mae]

Carolyn had an idol. This could get interesting.

[jsm1125]

9 minutes ago, iMonrey said:

Three gays in one season? That has to be a record. They passed their quota.

I think Carolyn, Matthew (bearded one), Yam Yam, Claire, Joshua AND Frannie are LGBTQ+

[LadyChatts]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

What if they each get an idol again. Carolyn will have two. 

What if she loses her vote?  That would really screw her over (at least she has her idol so I hope she'd play it).  

[vb68]

1 minute ago, truthaboutluv said:

Carson is probably so happy he got away from Tika. 

I wonder if he told them to pick Carolyn to go.

[Lady Calypso]

Just now, LadyChatts said:

What if she loses her vote?  That would really screw her over (at least she has her idol so I hope she'd play it).  

That would....be interesting, since, if Carolyn plays her idol, it would have to go straight to rocks between Josh and Yam Yam.

[Lamb18]

1 minute ago, LadyChatts said:

And Matt is going to get his shoulder looked at since he sat out two challenges and is struggling (guess Jeff was hiding in the bushes at the Ratu camp and heard his whining).

And Yam Yam, go watch Palau and Philippines.  Some tribes know exactly what it's like to be decimated.  

I was remembering the Philippines, too, with Malcolm and Denise all by themselves.

[Lantern7]

10 hours ago, LadyChatts said:

And Yam Yam, go watch Palau and Philippines.  Some tribes know exactly what it's like to be decimated.  

Heh. When Ulong was down to three, I was rooting for Bobby Jon, Ibrahim and Stephanie to in each other. And then they’d all flip their votes to make another tie. No chance of that with all the advantages in play these days.

Edited March 30, 2023 by Lantern7

[iMonrey]

But you are potentially helping whoever you send on this journey. Why would Ratu want to help Danny stay in the game? Shouldn't they try to get rid of strong players when given the chance? That means helping weaker players.

[Lady Calypso]

Well, Matthew, this is why you don't go rock climbing for funsies.

[Lantern7]

Matthew? Just tap out. Probst loves you enough to bring you back. He digs the facial hair.

[iMonrey]

Look at Jeff grinning like an idiot as Matthew cries about his pain.

[Lantern7]

Jeff? He didn’t get hurt playing the game. Quit lying.

[LadyChatts]

Just now, Lady Calypso said:

Well, Matthew, this is why you don't go rock climbing for funsies.

Not to mention competing in challenges that he could have sat out (like medical told him to).

[storyskip]

Jeff … enough with the crazy eyes. 

[Straycat80]

Well, Jeff when you fall from a big rock and land on your shoulder that’s probably why you’re in so much pain. 

[Lady Calypso]

Ah, yes, the "Risk Your Health" mantra with Jeff.

Claire sitting out two challenges? She's the Devil. Matthew injuring himself for no reason and risking further injury by participating in challenges? HERO!

Survivor: Outplay, Outlast, Arm OuttaTheSocketForTheGame.

[LadyChatts]

I wish Bearded Matt would bow out.  Give someone else a chance.  He's going to be worthless in this game if he sticks around.  

[Lamb18]

I guess Matt is going on the disabled list.

[EllenB]

JEFFY: "Doc, tell us just WHY he's in so much pain."

DOC: "He dislocated his fucking shoulder, you dumb shit."

I can dream.

[Lady Calypso]

I bet Yam Yam thinks this is a brilliant move, throwing Carolyn under the bus while she's not there and there's only two options.

[jsm1125]

Just now, LadyChatts said:

I wish Bearded Matt would bow out.  Give someone else a chance.  He's going to be worthless in this game if he sticks around.  

He annoys me, but they’ve got to be nearing the merge phase, at which point, who cares how he’s performing physically?

[vb68]

Jeff loves to pontificate especially on guys pulling it out on challenges.

[Lantern7]

Just now, Lady Calypso said:

Survivor: Outplay, Outlast, Arm OuttaTheSocketForTheGame.

The next logo will just be a silhouette of Mel Gibson slamming his shoulder back in place in Lethal Weapon 2.

[LadyChatts]

Just now, Lady Calypso said:

Ah, yes, the "Risk Your Health" mantra with Jeff.

Claire sitting out two challenges? She's the Devil. Matthew injuring himself for no reason and risking further injury by participating in challenges? HERO!

Survivor: Outplay, Outlast, Arm OuttaTheSocketForTheGame.

I kind of laughed when Jeff said 'hey Matt, you've sat out two challenges in a row and aren't injuring yourself further, we need to look at your arm.'  Yet with Claire, it was 'will Claire make it 3 in a row and sit out yet another challenge?'  Like, maybe check in with her Jeff.  Someone can be feeling miserable and doesn't have to have their arm in a sling.

[Lady Calypso]

Oh, and the three who have an idol get to relax on this journey.

 

[LadyChatts]

Just now, jsm1125 said:

He annoys me, but they’ve got to be nearing the merge phase, at which point, who cares how he’s performing physically?

That's what I mean though.  He's just going to be a number.  He's not going to be a threat.  He'd be the perfect person to keep until the final 4 and take to fire.  

[vb68]

Well that's a change just to get food. Not sure if any of the other players would believe it.

[Lady Calypso]

And...yep, this scene is solidifying while I'm perpetually annoyed by this cast.

Carolyn is spot on about the bros literally ignoring her.

[Lantern7]

I’m thinking if Carolyn goes tonight, the season becomes so much less interesting.

[iMonrey]

LOL. How do you like that Carolyn? Even among misfits you're a misfit!

[Straycat80]

Hey Guys, Carolyn is sitting right there. I don’t blame her for feeling invisible.

[truthaboutluv]

Yeah Carolyn, because they don't think you're making it past this tribal council or anywhere close to the merge. 

[EllenB]

Just now, LadyChatts said:

That's what I mean though.  He's just going to be a number.  He's not going to be a threat.  He'd be the perfect person to keep until the final 4 and take to fire.  

I'd be afraid that Jeffy would keep talking about him in heroic terms and convince some weak-minded players (and there are several) that he should win.

[vb68]

Carolyn, you're still Felicia!

[KaveDweller]

Love Carolyn turning "Bro" into a verb.

[hendersonrocks]

What dicks.

[LadyChatts]

Carolyn tells Danny and Brandon about Josh’s idol, which clues them in that Carson and Jamie have an idol with the same powers.

This bro down is hysterical.  They are pretty much putting a target on their back.  Carolyn really is underestimated.  

[Lady Calypso]

WTF, Brandon. I've seen Carolyn in challenges. She has NOT been useless like he's been saying.

The balls on this dude to tell that to her face.

These people are all underestimating Carolyn and I feel so bad for her.

[Lamb18]

So it's a reward!!

Apologizing in advance, but Danny sounds like Russell when he talks.

Carolyn, listening to the bro-fest, eats up the rest of the food.