Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Has Sarah’s kid’s dad not met his daughter before?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night bunkies! Make sure you have plenty of pregnancy tests on hand and that your lashes are well secured. Don't get any more credit cards. Have a great weekend! I love you all, MWAH!

[Gobi]

Time for me to invest in pregnancy tests.

Till next time.

Edited February 25, 2023 by Gobi

[Floatingbison]

Have a great weekend everybodies!  

[Maybeitsme]

Later gaters 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Bye, bunkies!  The snarking was epic!  See you next time!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tonight we learned:

• Juju and Michael have matching construction wet weather gear, because they are styling like a road crew
• Monique is the latest to join the "could I be pregnant?" club.  She, of course, has mentioned the possibility to Derek without taking a pregnancy test first.  
• Derek cheated, but candles cure all
• Boomhauer Blaine also has charges, bruh
• Neither Lindsey or the attorney will be getting an Emmy for their performances
• Chance has upheld all expectations by overspending and being a garbage partner 
• Stan the man with the plan to get a free prostate scan is not the only one with a sex swing 

Things that we already knew so well:

• Shawn is a crap father and a terrible partner 

Until next week, bunkies.  I need to find out where Derek's sisters get their fabulous wardrobe.  I want to make sure my breasts are exposed in every outfit I wear. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Dang….ol’…made it on time man... didn't know if would man I tell you what ... being out in that real world man ... 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E02: Fresh Out Glow

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Sara is fed up with Shawn and reaches out to an ex; Derek puts Monique to the test; Blaine gets an offer he cannot refuse; Chance goes rogue, so Tayler tracks him; Cameron surprises Aris, but she fears he's back to his old ways.

Original air date 2023.03.03

[OoogleEyes]

"No! It says 'keep off the grass!'" 

Suddenly, Law Abiding Lindsay appears!

Edited March 4, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Catching the end of last week's episode.  Lindsey conveniently forgets one of the reasons she bailed on Daonte is she learned he was broke.  

[OoogleEyes]

What is up with the black curtains?

Where is her other child?

Edited March 4, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Keywestclubkid]

you are the one that had a whole baby and married this man ... stop this complaining you chose this 

[Maybeitsme]

Does Sara's ex even know he has a daughter? Why hasn't he been a part of her life already?  Was she pregnant when she went to jail? I'm confused 😕 

[OoogleEyes]

Ok, before we get into this latest episode....has anyone here been watching Poker Face? I just caught up today and I am pumped. The guest stars are everything 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi Bunkies,  I got here early since I was released from solitary for good behavior.  Can't wait to see what these nitwits are up to tonight...

[Keywestclubkid]

I'm LAAAAAAAAAAAATE 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Wouldn't any normal person take a pregnancy test before heading out of town to see the beau?  I would want to know right away!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

trap you... he thinks she would get pregnant to trap him? what does he have that she could actually take? 

Edited March 4, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara wants to introduce her daughter to the sperm donor. Because from now on, he’s going to be a fixture in her life. Even though he hasn’t made any effort whatsoever to contact her all these years. Remember when we had high hopes for Sara? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I had high hopes for Sara, but she went ahead and married Shit-for-brains Shawn anyway...

[OoogleEyes]

If she has a liver problem.....maybe stop drinking? She has an addicts mindset 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is TC short for Top Cat? I loved that show when I was a kid.

[SemiCharmedLife]

This scene with Amber and TC broke the 4th wall.  Amber was freaking out because TC outed Puppy's real job as a drug dealer on tv.  

Edited March 4, 2023 by SemiCharmedLife
wrong initials!!

[Ladystardust]

Hey bunkies! Covid finally got me last week so I missed the chat while I was passed out on Nyquil. I missed you all, especially for the premiere!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I'm LAAAAAAAAAAAATE 

I hope that it's not *that* late

[Keywestclubkid]

thats not what you said... LOL

[Gobi]

I'm here and I'm done!

[Auntie Anxiety]

We’re ready. Even though we’re done.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 Remember when we had high hopes for Sara? 

I didn't. But I'm a mean old muffin smuggling cynic. 

Hola peeps! I only had one drink, promise. Has everyone had a good week? We are preparing for another "big snow". Last couple predicted were, well, anticlimactic at best. But we have wine and lots of baking/cooking supplies and are prepared!

[Keywestclubkid]

thats a healthy pair right there ladies and gentlemen 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Hey bunkies! Covid finally got me last week so I missed the chat while I was passed out on Nyquil. I missed you all, especially for the premiere!

Oh no! I hope you're feeling better now! Here, have a muffin.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Hey bunkies! Covid finally got me last week so I missed the chat while I was passed out on Nyquil. I missed you all, especially for the premiere!

You were missed!  I hope you are feeling better. ❤️

[Auntie Anxiety]

How dare Blaine lie to Lindsey. She’d never lie to anyone!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How dare Blaine lie to Lindsey. She’d never lie to anyone!!

She's an absolute paragon of truthfulness, that one. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Ladystardust, good to see you back and ready to rumble.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I really miss King of the Hill!

 

I wonder why that popped in my mind?  😜

[Empress1]

First laugh of the night, Lindsay walking pitifully shoeless down a country road with her makeup running.

[Pepper Mostly]

This "new house" looks like a burned out squat. Charming. Lots of potential.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How dare Blaine lie to Lindsey. She’d never lie to anyone!!

unless her lips are moving...

[Gobi]

If, like, the cast members, like, never said "like", like this show would be, like, thirty minutes, like, long.

[Maybeitsme]

Where did that bruise on her face come from?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Lindsey have a bruise on her cheek? Or was that some errant makeup application?

[Keywestclubkid]

are they living in this mess? 

 

[kacesq]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

We’re ready. Even though we’re done.

OMG how adorable is this pup!!! I boop his nose.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I really miss King of the Hill!

 

I wonder why that popped in my mind?  😜

Blainhower

[OoogleEyes]

So, is Lindsey the project manager?

OH FFS. This whole scene. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

First laugh of the night, Lindsay walking pitifully shoeless down a country road with her makeup running.

All carefully staged, like Andrea in bed with a box of tissues and a box of chocolates when her oh so concerned friends came by to check on her. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does Lindsey have a bruise on her cheek? Or was that some errant makeup application?

Her eye makeup has run. 

Do they live in this place?! It looks uninhabitable.

[Keywestclubkid]

and here is the smart ass Lyndsy ... girl where does this attitude and pedestal come from really 

my Pickle LOL